Nip it In The Bud
August 5th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FUCK YOU AND YOUR ASL
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: asl??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Ola from Sweden
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(15 votes, score: 4.13)
Loading ...Here, Take My Number
August 5th, 2011
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where u from
You: usa
Stranger: me too
Stranger: m or f
You: g
Stranger: from?
You: nevada
You: u
Stranger: i am m from california
Stranger: how old? it is ok if young
Stranger: plz be honest
You: im 23
Stranger: perfect
Stranger: i am 27
Stranger: single?
You: yep
Stranger: me too
Stranger: looking??
You: u dont really look
You: it finds u
Stranger: would u wanna get to know me
You: i dont know
Stranger: oh ok
You: would i?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: 510-282-7903
You: u should give out ur number
You: shouldnt
You: that not safe
You: and the g was for guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by baden from USA
Wild Abra Appeared and Disappeared
August 5th, 2011
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wild abra appears
Stranger: then what
You: wild abra used disconnect
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Fransisco from USA
(20 votes, score: 4.65)Now She Does Not Know Anymore
August 5th, 2011
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: holy shti
You: aliens everywhere
You: run
You: take this gun and shoot!!
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ur really weird
You: get down Soap im captain price and *explosions* *BOOM!!!!*
You: aw my leg
You: soap leaveme behind
You: ill be okay
You: ahh…..
Stranger: wouldnt computer sex be easier
Stranger: and ooler
Stranger: cooler*
You: you female?
Stranger: yes
You: asl?
Stranger: and i was wet
Stranger: but now idk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Gilbert from USA
Camp Crystal Lake
July 31st, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: *stares at you from behind a mask*
Stranger: ok
You: *breathes heavily*
Stranger: ok
You: *grips machete tightly*
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i run
You: *tilts head to one side*
Stranger: and got away
You: *decides whether or not to kill you*
Stranger: you are to slow
You: *tilts head to one side*
Stranger: i am gone
You: *stares*
You: *chases*
You: *corners you*
You: *breathes heavily*
Stranger: heyy im on a fligth to switzerland now, you cant catch me
You: *is on flight with you*
You: *sits next to you*
You: *turns head towards you*
Stranger: whhhhaat
You: *breathes heavily*
You: *stares*
Stranger: i got a parachute
You: *stares*
You: *tilts head to one side*
Stranger: *jumps off the plane*
You: * jumps after you*
Stranger: *drags up bazoka*
You: *stares while falling*
Stranger: *drags up gun*
Stranger: shooting you in the eyes
You: *pulls up machete*
You: *swings wildly*
Stranger: haha, now you cant stare at me
You: *breathes at you*
Stranger: *draging iin your breath*
You: *we hit the ground*
You: *BOOM! goes me*
You: *you fall gracefully*
Stranger: *landed in a bed*
You: *gets up, dusts off knees*
You: *pulls up machete*
You: *chases*
Stranger: in the bed its a horny girl
You: O_O
You: *takes off mask*
You: *talks to horny girl*
Stranger: * fucks the girl*
You: *stabs you*
You: *throws you off the girl*
You: *jumps on the girl myself*
Stranger: horny girl squirtes on you
You: *breathes heavily*
You: *stabs girl*
You: *turns head towards you*
You: *puts mask back on*
Stranger: *lays me under the bed*
You: *looks under bed*
Stranger: *back onthe top*
You: *fold bed in half with you in it*
Stranger: *starts fucking the bed*
You: *starts stabbing the bed*
You: *stares with no eyes*
Stranger: *says omg*
You: *raises machete slowly*
You: *brings it down across your neck*
Stranger: *standig still*
You: *walks off to kill again in the fiftieth sequel*
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Jason from USA