You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wait, are those the droids I am looking for?
Stranger: Those aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
Stranger: *Takes out lightsaber*
You: *fires weak laser rifle*
Stranger: *Deflects laser*
You: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargghhhhhh, why? WHY? I have two kids
You: one of which shows great promise in the imperial academy
You: now I can only teach him stuff that involves one arm
You: you jedi are all the same
Stranger: Yes, dead because of the Empire.
Stranger: *Cuts off other arm*
You: ok, that was just not necessary.. I was already seriously incapacitated
Stranger: You must learn to use the force.
You: I must learn not to bleed to death right now
Submitted by Storm Trooper from Tatooine
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i m looking for a horny girl
You: I’ll show you my pic if you can answer me three questions.
You: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Jordan from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna talk? ;) 24f btw
Stranger: extreme dirty, mild dirty, or no dirty?
Stranger: u go 1st. get me started
You: Okay, I want to push you against a wall while kissing you and tie your hands together, then kiss down your body slowly while tying your feet together
Stranger: shouldnt my legs be uh, spread? ;)
You: Good point, I untie your feet and slap your bottom to get it ready
Stranger: i wanna go down on you. id play wit the tip of ur manhood then put it all in my mouth and suck u.
Stranger: get reaaally dirty and creativ now. :)
You: mmmm, I want to pick you up by your neck and throw you on the bed, then get a knife and cut you from collar bone to belly button so I can feel your organs against me when I penetrate you
Stranger: ill touch myself while we tlk
You: Then cut a hole in your sternum so I can squeeze your heart as I cum
Stranger: thts creepy. bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by David from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: let’s just sit here in silence and enjoy each others company.
Stranger: I like your hair
You: where did you get that fine top hat?
Stranger: it was my grandpas
You: this watch also belonged to your grandpa.
You: he gave it to me in quebec one summer.
You: may i have a slice of that cake?
Stranger: would you like some coffee as well?
You: this garden is such a nice place to sit.
Stranger: yes, grandma is buried right over there
You: is that difficult for you?
Stranger: nope, I just hope no one finds out that I killed her
You: well, your secret is safe with me, you know.
Stranger: of course, or I would have to kill you too! :)
You: oh, ha ha ha! you silly thing.
You: will you kindly slay that dragon who is eyeing my cake?
You: i would, but i haven’t my sword.
Stranger: Hubert!!! stop it!
You: wow. he is very well-trained.
You: he stopped immediately.
You: so what shall we do today?
Stranger: hmm, there is a liquor store I’ve been meaning to rob
You: for the money or the booze?
You: do you have any weapons, my friend?
Stranger: nope, just my knuckles
You: and what fierce knuckles they seem to be.
You: hey! maybe Hubert will help us. he can be our getaway car.
You: all right. we shall climb aboard his scaly back and fly at once to the liquor store.
Stranger: ok, I’ll stay out with Hubert, go get the money
You: but i need your knuckles! mine arent half as fierce.
You: well i guess i can try. i’ll brb. what kind of liquor do you want?
Submitted by Natalie from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I’m male, in case that bothers you
You: my milk is delicious
Stranger: Stay away from the girlscouts…
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Mother from Denmark
(20 votes, score: 4.40)
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