The Hulk
May 23rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey!
You: HEY
You: DO YOU LIKE BALLS
Stranger: IDK, ARE YOU REFFERING TO CHOCOLATE BALLS?
You: WHY YES I AM
Stranger: OR DODGE BALLS?
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW
Stranger: CAUSE DODGE BALLS RULE!!1111
You: HAHAHA YES THEY DO
Stranger: SO TRUE
Stranger: YES I ILIKE CHOCOLATE
Stranger: I MEAN WHO DOESN’T RIGHT
You: HAHAHA I DONT
Stranger: WHAT?!!!!
You: IF I EAT IT
Stranger: WHY NOT?
Stranger: YOU’RE CRAZY
You: I TURN GREEN AND MY MUSCLES START TO GROW AND I GET VERY ANGRY
Stranger: OMG….
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: HULK, IS THAT YOU?
You: OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW
You: AWWW SHIT YALL GOT ME
Stranger: YOUR MOM HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU LIKE CRAZY
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: SHE CALLED CHRIS HANSEN HOPING HE WOULD HELP
You: HAS SHE HAD NO IDEA
Stranger: IT WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS HULK, HOW COULD YOU NOT NOTICE….
You: WELL YOU SEE
You: I WAS REAL HUNGRY SO I EAT THIS PIE
You: AND IT HAD CHOCOLATE AND WELL YOU KNOW
You: I SMASHED MY TV
You: BUT GOOD THING I DIDINT HIT MA COMPUTER
Stranger: OH GOOD THING, I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK THERE THINKING YOU MIGHT HAVE HIT THE COMPUTER
You: OR ELSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN HULK SMASHED
Stranger: …..
Stranger: SO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HULK
Stranger: ALL THIS TIME?
You: WELL I WAS IN MEXICO FOR A WHILE NO WOULD NOTICE A BIG GREEN GUY SOMBRERO
You: IN A*
Stranger: OH I KNOW RIGHT…SO TRUE
Stranger: I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE RUN OFF WITH THAT GIRL YOU WERE SEEING
You: OH I DID
You: BUT YOU KNOW
You: THE WHOLE SEX THING
Stranger: OH RIGHT…
Stranger: MUST HAVE BEEN A LITTLE AWKARD HUH
You: WELL MY HEART RATE WENT UP AND WELL THERE YOU GO END OF STORY
Stranger: AWW POOR HULK
Stranger: MAYBE SHE DIDN’T MIND…
Stranger: SHE SEEMED TO ACCEPT YOU JUS THE WAY YOU WERE
You: YA I KNOW WHO WOULD HAVE KNOW A PENIS CAN TARE A GIRL RIGHT IN TWO
Stranger: I SURE DIDN’T
Stranger: THEY SHOULD MAKE SOME INFOMERCIALS ABOUT THAT
You: SHE DID TILL HER GUTTS WERE ALL OVER THE PLACE
Stranger: UGH
Stranger: MUST HAVE BEEN GORY
You: JUST A LITTLE
You: I HAD MY WAY WITH HER ANYWAYS
Stranger: OH WOW OK…
You: WASTE NOT WANT NOT
Stranger: HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING HULK AGAIN?
Stranger: YOU PROMISED YOU WOULND’T
You: JUST A LITTLE
Stranger: HULK YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK
You: YOU SOME BEER AND A LITTLE REDBULL
You: OH MAN WHO GAVE ME THIS REDBULL
You: OH DEAR GOD
You: MY HEART RATE
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: OH GOD
Stranger: THINK OF MARHTA STEWART HULK
You: FREAKIN HUUUUUULLLLKKKKK SMMMMMAAAAASSSSHHHHH!
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Hulk from USA
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