You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Have you ever played the game ultima VII?
Stranger: i mean, no way~
Stranger: bye sucker!!!!1
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Ola from Sweden
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, i am 7 yr old male from ghana. i have 12 penus, i am siamese octuplet, but only se7en are alive the dead rascal clings to the goochie hair of my knee will you donate some country fried peach mormon dickables to feed half my country for 37 years or my whole country for 42 years?
You: lol ghana is sooooo backward.
Submitted by Joel from Australia
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Why don’t you use a capital letter?
Stranger: i am 19/m/ind so obviously you are going to disconnect right?
You: Yes, but only because you used a lowercase ‘i’
Submitted by Zane from England
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: It said we were supposed to say hi but we both said hello. We’re such bloody rebels.
Stranger: you are right!!!
You: I know, we should form a crime fighting team.
Stranger: and make a fortune with it!!!
You: It will look like we’re fighting crime but really we’ll be the ones robbing the banks, etc.
Stranger: and give it to the needy
You: Haha, yes. I like you style.
Stranger: can you tell me somethin about you rebel?
You: I am from England. You go!
You: Don’t mention the war, don’t mention the war, don’t mention the war. So er…. How are you…
Stranger: ??? what did you mean with that
Stranger: youre a guy as well?
You: Damn, my internal dialougue is somehow being shown.
You: We won the war, admit it buddy.
You: If it wasn’t for us, you’d all be speaking German now.
Stranger: yeah, but otherwise you would have had the privilege to learn German as well…
just kidding. war is long time over. and germany wont do something like that again
You: That’s good to know.
You: Lets have a eternal virtual football match in the middle of no mans land that is Omegle.
Stranger: we can do penalty shootouts better
You: We do real shootouts better
Stranger: i like the football ones better…
Stranger: and well, you join wars on fake expertises
You: We’ll do whatever the fuck we like.
Stranger: still clinging to the emperor’s role, aren’t you?! ^^
You: Long live the Queen!
Submitted by Zane from England
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You have been connected to Sexbot 3000.
You: Sexbot is currently in domination mode. Switch to submissive mode? (Y/N)
You: Warning. Leaving Sexbot in domination mode can lead to the possible wreckage of your holes.
You: Sexbot requires input. Please enter gender signature. (XX/XY)
You: Activate Sexbot? (Y/N)
You: Sexbot activated. Domination mode on. You were warned. Sexbot launches a full rectal assualt. A metal fork arm pins you down by the back of your neck, and a huge dong is inserted into your anus.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Charlie from UK
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