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March 25th, 2010

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: There once was a man named…
Stranger: Citrus
You: And citrus need an outfit for…
You: needed*
Stranger: her eye lashes
You: But he knew no such thing existed! So…
Stranger: he went to the ben&jerry down the street and bought a pair of socks
Stranger: you can never have too many socks
You: In other words, he stole the socks off the cashier?
You: That’s bad ass
Stranger: yeep
You: I’m wearing socks right now
Stranger: i should steal them
You: You should…
Stranger: im a badass
You: but they go past my ankles and have LOVE written in pink on them
Stranger: your gay?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Lauren from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Psychopathy Test 2

March 25th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Psychopath Test:
You: A woman went to the funeral of her own mother. There, she met a man whom she did not know. She thought the man was amazing. Really amazing. She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him again. A week later she murdered her sister.
You: What was her motive?
Stranger: Rage
Stranger: Depression
Stranger: Anger
Stranger: Lonely
Stranger: Confsuef
Stranger: Confused
Stranger: Wow I fucked up that spelling
You: Nope. Stop right there.
Stranger: Shit.
You: Confsuef was the answer I was looking for.
You: You’re free to go.
Stranger: Kick ass.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Dean from Malta

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (49 votes, score: 4.53)
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Psychopathy Test

March 25th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiya
You: Psychopath Test:
You: A woman went to the funeral of her own mother. There, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought the man was amazing. Really amazing. She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him again. A week later she killed her sister.
Stranger: someone interesting!?
You: Question: What is her motive?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: what?
You: (I try :) )
You: (hint: you want to answer this incorrectly.)
Stranger: her motive for killing her sister?
You: Yes. What is her motive?
Stranger: incorrectly…? um… the sister looked better in red?
Stranger: than the girl?
You: Answer: She hoped to meet the man again at the second funeral.
You: Congratulations. You are not a psychopath.
Stranger: clearly! but why did you say answer incorrectly?
Stranger: oh lol
You: Yes, exactly.
Stranger: well thanks for that! that clears up my suspicions
You: Just doing my duty, citizen.
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Dean from Malta

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Copycat

March 22nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you fat?
You: are you fat?
Stranger: why are you so rude?
You: why are you so rude?
Stranger: stop that
You: stop that
Stranger: i’m seripus
You: i’m seripus
Stranger: serious
You: serious
Stranger: i’m gay
You: oh my god really!
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Thian from Scotland

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Ruined It

March 22nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey there!
Stranger: Wanna hv a decent conversation?
You: Sure, I don’t mind.
You: What’s up.
Stranger: Lol :D
Stranger: Asl?
You: You just ruined it.
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Crystal from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Part Indian

March 22nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hellou
Stranger: im looking for a sexy girl to go on cam
You: Want me to help?
Stranger: yhy
You: I’m part indian so I have amazing tracking skills!
Stranger: lool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Jonathan from Sweden

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Teaching Internet Manners

March 22nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you girl with msn to chat?
You: You have much to learn my friend.
You: Do not rush these things.
Stranger: like?
Stranger: ok..
You: First off, with an opening line like that you will scare of many.
You: Start somewhat slow.
Stranger: k..
You: You need patience.
You: Start off with something like…
You: “Hey how are ya?”
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: are you boy or girl?
You: It’s generic, but in all good time.
You: Stay away from gender direct questions like that.
You: After the greeting small talk.
You: Ask for a name.
Stranger: ok..then
You: That way you can assess the sex and ethnicity.
You: Then talk about their interest in the internet.
You: MSN just ‘happens’ to come up.
You: Some small talk.
You: And then you just suggest MSN, like “Hey, you said you have MSN, right? Ya wanna go to that?”
Stranger: is this experience..
Stranger: or what is you expect ..
You: If yes, then Congrats! If no, then continue small talk until she finally agrees.
You: I took my in-person experience and just set the scenario up with your specifications.
Stranger: k
Stranger: thanks..for this..let me try with some one other
You: Good luck, friend.
You have disconnected.

Submitted by String from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (62 votes, score: 4.48)
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Escape The Huge Baby

March 22nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you live in a baby. we found out years ago. you aren’t supposed to know until you are 18, but you need to move out. your presence is disturbing the baby’s bowel movements.
Stranger: oh
You: QUICKLY NOW! no time to spare! you are under the pressure of time’s thumb!
Stranger: who r u?
You: best way out is through the ear canals by way of the tendons
You: lets just say im an old friend :)
Stranger: :)
Stranger: ur funny.
You: no im dead serious. the baby is massive. its irregular poop has the capacity to kill us all
You: flee. for our lives
Stranger: who created the babe
You: god, a mother, who knows?
You: want to hear something insightful?
Stranger: yep
You: time…is but a word. destiny…is but an intangible thing. fate….is boundless.
Stranger: aww…
Stranger: ur dead?
You: i could be. we all could be.
You: save us
You: save yourself
Stranger: where r u?
You: curiosity killed the cat 0_o
You: im everywhere
You: in your hear
You: *heart
You: sould
You: *soul
You: mind
You: body
Stranger: :)
You: spirit
You: any number of grocery stores
Stranger: ok.
You: and the like
Stranger: interesting
You: quite.
Stranger: so
Stranger: what can I do now?
You: well, you must go through the bloodstream. there you will meet the frog of wisdom. don’t trust him, but listen.
You: from there, you must bind the magic and reach the tendons
You: follow the north one and you will reach the ear canal
You: heave yourself up, and crawl to freedom
Stranger: may I know my name?
You: and life.
You: may you?
You: yes.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so tell me
You: your name is thus:
You: theodore isaac landon-crumpet..
Stranger: i don’t like crumpet…
You: you will have it and like it.
You: its the will of fate
You: fate…a funny word.
You: …a lifetime of discovery
Stranger: :)
You: yes yes. very much so.
Stranger: :)
You: (see above)
Stranger: so
You: and so it shall be
Stranger: may I know ur name?
Stranger: Im soo hungry now…
Stranger: But I can’t go out
You: my name is but a footnote on the universal time of life. its a quick snap of a thing. not very important to know such small details when there are bigger knowledges to be possessed.
Stranger: kk
You: ok. ok. yes indeed.
Stranger: the sky is orangetoday
You: so it is.
You: as of now its the tint of midnight
You: with speckled dots for stars
You: in the moonlight
You: they shine
Stranger: no
You: we live in different lands, you and i
Stranger: the skys orange
Stranger: oh really
You: yes
You: very much so
Stranger: aren’t u in Mars?
You: close. yet so far. nary a mile would have done much, im afraid.
Stranger: lol
You: humor is the essence of days.
You: embrace it
You: feel it
You: wrap your soul in its entirety in its welcoming shroud
Stranger: esp when ur dying
You: most of all when you are dying.
Stranger: :)
You: the feeling is mutual.
You: and so it shall be known that a stranger and another became comrads.
Stranger: true
You: so very much so
Stranger: well
Stranger: do u think i live in a dream?
You: we can think anything. this whole life, if you will, could very well be a figment of your imagination.
You: however, “i think, therefore I am.”
You: so, who knows?
Stranger: decare
You: begging your pardon?
Stranger: decare
Stranger: the french
You: ah yes yes of course
You: what about it?
Stranger: puff….
You: the magic dragon?
Stranger: can we stop talking in this way
You: i talk the way i always talk.
You: …on omegle :)
Stranger: Descartes is stupid in something
You: everyone is stupid in some way shape or form.
Stranger: ok
You: ok
You: tell me, do you enjoy queen?
You: any kind.
You: what is your favorite?
Stranger: u mean the music?
You: that is one type
You: “is this the real life?”
You: *”or is it just fantasy”*
You: *=what you should say
Stranger: real life
You: bohemian rhapsody -____-
Stranger: well I don’t know much about Queen.
You: oh. well i know that song in its entirety through and through. and thats about all. haha. oh hilarity.
Stranger: Love of my life
You: tiredness is casting weights on my eyes
You: i must depart
You: and slumber….
You: godspeed, comrade theodore isaac landon-crumpet
Stranger: lol
You: and farewell :)
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Amanda from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Self-absorbed American

March 22nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: 21m
Stranger: you?
You: 17 f
Stranger: where from?
You: usa
Stranger: of course!
You: why of course?
Stranger: because you are crowding this place..
You: well. the person who created this site is american.
You: so its an american site.
Stranger: I wasnt debating who owned or invented it..
Stranger: and seeing that this is a website, its kind of global..
You: IT WAS OUR SITE FIRST. how about you foreign people are crowding it? exactly.
Stranger: wow..
Stranger: so you are ectually claiming an open web-site..
Stranger: thats impressive..
You: just think before you say something like what you said.
Stranger: that you are crowding it?
You: uh yeah.
Stranger: wether or not it is yours, you are still crowding it..
Stranger: yeah, they do..
Stranger: its like chinese crowding china..
You: if anyone can come to this site, why are you complaining.
Stranger: I just said that you crowded it.. and you kind of took offense..
You: well yeah. because you have no right to say shit like that.
Stranger: that you are crowding it? is it a lie..?
Stranger: Am i doing nothing but stating a fact?
You: its not a fact. its an opinion
Stranger: well.. if we somehow could manage to crunch the numbers, I think we could state that you actually are crowding this place..
You: no. its definitely an opinion
You: no matter what the numbers say. its an opinion.
Stranger: I`d disagree..
You: just because there are a lot of us..i dont think we’re crowding. therefore. AN OPINION
Stranger: If we can state that maybe over 80, 90, 95 % here is americans, it is crowded by you..
Stranger: its a matter of definition..
Stranger: but still. .
Stranger: I dont know the american definition for crowded..
You: okay but in order for it to be a fact, it has to be scientifically proven, and everyone would have to agree.
You: if its not and they dont, then its your opinion
Stranger: no.. for it to be scientifically proven the result has to be challenged over and over but never defeated.. then it will become a law..
Stranger: everyone doesnt have to agree..
Stranger: THATs a matter of opinion..
You: yeah they do. are you really that stupid that you dont know the definition of opinion and fact?
You: hold on. ill look it up
Stranger: please!
You: A fact is a pragmatic truth, a statement that can, at least in theory, be checked and confirmed. Facts are often contrasted with opinions and beliefs, statements which are held to be true, but are not amenable to pragmatic confirmation.
You: opinion: a personal belief or judgment that is not founded on proof or certaint
Stranger: “Facts are often contrasted with opinions and beliefs”
You: are you stupid and not know enough english to know what that means?
Stranger: to be fairly honest.. I`m a bit confused by the proper meaning of that sentence..
Stranger: once in a while, my english halts..
You: it means that people sometimes think that opinions are facts. but they’re not
Stranger: aaha!
Stranger: and how does this take us any closer to our disagreement..
You: like you right now. thinking that your opinion is a fact when its not.
Stranger: ah, but thats your opinion..
Stranger: you are saying for a fact that my fact is an opinion..
You: no. its not. god you’re a dumbass
Stranger: haha!
You: because it is.
Stranger: sometimes omegle is fun!
You: yeah you get to meet foreign people who dont understand english, or anything else for that matter. and are complete dumbasses.
You: (:
You: its so fun.
Stranger: haha!
Stranger: or americans who take themselves way too seriously..
You: whatever country you’re from, we’re probably better. we’re the most developed country in the world.
You: (: the best.
You: it always wins
Stranger: give me some recent examples!
Stranger: ice hockey final?
Stranger: ah, thats right..
You: i dont give a bakers fuck about sports.
You: and neither do most people here.
Stranger: okay.. where are you winning then?
Stranger: aah.. okay!
You: development.
Stranger: but.. where are you winning?
You: DEVELOPEMENT IDIOT
Stranger: what development..
Stranger: yeah!
You: our country’s developement
Stranger: give me an example!
Stranger: you dont develop..
You: GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID.
Stranger: the dollar is almost on all time low..
Stranger: unemployment is bad..
You: most of the world is underveloped. meaning that they dont have anything.
Stranger: obesity is increasing
You: hahah.\
Stranger: show me development..
You: MYTH
You: obesity isnt increasing.
Stranger: okay..
You: its actually getting lower
You: and no one gives a shit about the low life slum that cant get a job.
Stranger: hmm..
Stranger: aha!
Stranger: ignorance!
You: i have no problem with my dollar.
Stranger: theres the development..
You: haha dumbass
You: look it up.
Stranger: no.. you still havent told me anything that is better today then 10-15 years ago..
You: 1. USA
2. United Kingdom
3. Canada
4. Japan
5. France
6. Germany
7. Italy
8. Norway – Iceland -Denmark – Sweden
9. Netherlands – Belgium -Luxembourg
10. Australia.
You: thats the list.
Stranger: of what?
You: top ten developed countries
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by missmariex23 from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Gray Wolf

March 22nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: have you by chance written a paper on the negative effects of removing the gray wolf from the endangered species list?
You: Yes, I have.
Stranger: really??
You: When I was assigned to do it, I thought it’ll be boring, but then when I read into it, I was touched with the story.
Stranger: …. can i use it…?
You: Yes, but first, you must answer 3 questions.
You: What is your name?
Stranger: alyssa
You: What is 1+1?
Stranger: 2
You: In what year did John Cage’s Sonatas and Interludes for Prepared Piano come out?
Stranger: 1974
You: false.
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Gray Wolf from UK

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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