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You: Would you like to assist in the creation of a religious dogma?
Stranger: i have my own religion
You: i would love to hear about it
Stranger: i am agnostic, is it a religion?
You: but is that your own?
You: i am not sure that it is a religion
You: i do not think it is actually
Stranger: i found it near my house
You: it is more of a belief system… like atheism or buddhism
Stranger: so i think its mine
You: well they do say “finders keepers”
You: religion requires dogmatic practices… of faith and such
You: i do not believe agnosticism involves that so much
You: which is why i decided it time to create a new one
You: and make it fun perhaps
Stranger: include drugs in your project!!
Stranger: that is my idea!
Stranger: drugs, free, many
You: psychedelics and herbal remedies yes
You: that is the limit for me though
You: i apologize if you would be interested in the harder of drugs
You: you will not be looked down upon
You: it is just not part of my religion’s practices
Stranger: we can smoke the herbals?
Stranger: the herbal remedies
You: why wouldn’t you be able to?
You: it is your choice if ou smoke to excess or not… and you pay your own price for doing such
You: but it would not affect your… standing? in the relgion
Stranger: pay? i have no money!
You: as in… flunk out of school… get fired…. sleep all the time… eat too much… lose your girlfriend because you want to play mario instead of have sex…
Stranger: maybe i can steal something
You: stealing is a touchy subject in this religion
You: stealing from those it can hurt, is wrong
You: stealing to survive is not
Stranger: drugs are eesential to my life
You: my religion requires sex before marriage
Stranger: and after death, some pretty good stuff?
You: it is a sort of pergatory
You: but you have to be really bad
You: like… hitler would go into a very long spiritual time out
Stranger: ah, i want sex after death
You: as all souls are good… only the human can be bad…. souls will feel such horrific remorse for any bad things they have done
Stranger: like that persians, i dont know, virgins, with big boobage!
You: if you have done bad bad bad things, you will sit alone in “timeout” for thousands of years to reflect on what you allowed your human flesh to do
You: do you understand what i am describing for the timeout bit?
You: everyone, even the worst of people, eventually makes it to heaven since their soul is good…
Stranger: sorry, i am thinking in the virgins
You: but if they allowed their flesh to do bad things, they must sit and ponder this before ascending fully to heaven
You: why the big deal with virgins?
You: why not girls that have just had sex like… 3 times?
You: so it’s still quite tight
Stranger: so… better experient pussies?
You: 3 times isn’t really experienced
You: but it is fresh, but not untouched…
You: they will just be made that way
You: so i guess they are still technically virgins
You: they are “sex angels”
Stranger: ah, good idea, hey, this religion sounds very attractive
You: it is so new and small at this point
You: very little have i written abou tthis
You: what are your thoughts on reincarnation
Stranger: ah, shit, i forgot, i mother is going to die
Stranger: how save my mother?
You: you cannot save a person from death
Stranger: there is this option there?
You: to save people? sadly not…. the earth would become overcrowded
You: as if it is not already
Stranger: but that fucking jesus, he never died!
You: that’s what “they” say
You: what if Jesus was just delusional and insane? and just a really good public speaker too?
Stranger: eternal life would be very important in this religion!
Stranger: you should choice, virgins, or life
You: life as in life on earth?
You: i cannot be having people stay on earth
Stranger: ah, but maybe the life here sucks
You: it becomes to crowded
You: ah there is that idea
You: This life does not suck, it is a learning/teaching ground
You: to grow and mature your spirit
You: you can be reincarnated if you would like
You: but you start as a baby
Stranger: but i never learned nothing
You: there are always things that you can learn
Stranger: i need do what, heard the birds or that ecological fucking stuff
You: i don’t understand that sentence
Stranger: i need listen the birds
Stranger: to learn the important things of life
Stranger: i dont know read and write well
You: ecology is the study of the interaction between people and the environment… i think
Stranger: i never learned nothing, there is books in this religions, books are boring
You: books are so beautiful
You: just find the right ones to start you off
You: generally, most religious writings are rather dry
You: you need an intense interest in the subject to truly enjoy them
Stranger: but bible is fine, thin pages, good the burn the weeda
You: those papers do make good rolling papers
You: there are good teachings in all religious writings
You: you just have to sadly sort through a lot of boring writings to find them
Stranger: how i call you, priest, pope, father, what?
You: have you tried books from other religions?
Stranger: your religion will change the earth
You: if peace could be brought
You: i cannot think of a greater thing
You: if instead of handshakes, we exchanged hugs
Stranger: and sex, man, many sex
Stranger: never forget this
You: not aided by drugs or alcohol at first
You: it must be sober consentual sex
Stranger: except under the medicinal herbs
You: possibly the marijuana
Stranger: right? in the special meetings
You: but alcohol, though tasty as it is, is not good for the initial sex act between two people
Stranger: and the little chicks?
You: it can lead to people, who wouldn’t normally have sex together, having sex
Stranger: you know, the kids
You: may be permitted for this
Stranger: yup, sex with kids
You: Defining the age of consent is very hard
Stranger: kids need learn the things too
You: In some countries it’s as low as 13 I believe
You: below a certain age would do more damage than good, even if it may feel good to us
You: and again, much of it is about intent
You: if a man was to fall in true love with a younger girl… the situation would have to be looked at
You: if a man just wanted to do a little girl
Stranger: hmm, but with your own kids you can decide it
You: that is not necisserily good
You: I do not think incest shall be permitted
Stranger: when they are prepared or not
You: you mean deciding if your child is ready
Stranger: yes, but incest dont need be all banned
Stranger: think, the ancient egipts, their civilization was fucking long
Stranger: and thet had incest
You: i do not know if that is what caused their civilization to last
Stranger: the dogs! man, the dogs! the most inteligent canides
You: rather than just being advanced for their time
Stranger: yeah, man, your religion need be open to other influences
Stranger: ancient and animal influences
You: i just don’t understand what you are trying to say though
You: animals are very intuitie
You: much more connected to the earth, natural rhythms, universe, etc
You: i do not disregard this
You: just have not gotten there yet
You: trying to make this less ADD
You: rather than more ADD
You: dogs, cats, birds, fish, reptiles, amphibians, etc
Stranger: kill the palestines
You: that is old testament
Stranger: this religion need have a order to kill somebody
You: very old school and closed-minded
You: but who should be killed???
You: wouldn’t that begin to degrade the idea of peace?
Stranger: i dont know, the blacks, maybe
You: once you find one reason to kill someone based on your religion
You: you start to “find” more and more reasons
You: and the reasons get more and more sketchy
Stranger: but it could be the “only permission”
Stranger: for example, you kill they, but nobody more
You: but that still leaves some person in charge of these decisions
You: and thus, corruption would ensue
Stranger: if two persons hate each other, and want kill, they just go aggainst the blacks, and solve your diferences killing they
Stranger: who killed more win the dispute
Stranger: dont need be blacks
Stranger: there is many chineses
You: i feel, if it was allowed, that it would only be ok to kill a person if they killed another person… intentionally or due to their absolute lack of responsibility (i.e. driving drunk)
You: there are many of them
Stranger: well, guy, humans must kill something sometime
Stranger: a good religion need understand this
You: i feel that, based on what i said, you could kill
You: but it is only those who deserve it that shall be killed
You: and those who deserve it will definitely be killed
Stranger: okay, its a solution
You: not released from jail on “good behavior”
Stranger: have u a name to this religion bobby?
You: those who kill others because of religious beliefs have a choice… because they are almost always brainwashed
You: they can either take the time to understand what they did, realize it was wrong and BS, or they can die
You: most of them are ism’s…
You: but maybe that is a good point you make
Stranger: sounds islamism, that fucking terrorists
You: there is no such thing as islamism
Stranger: or i mistake buddhism?
You: what shall i call it then, good sir?
Stranger: need something super!
Stranger: because its super!
You: The Church of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Stranger: sounds complicated
You: you do know what that word is right?
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b-Z0SSyUcw
Stranger: man, i back think in that 3 time used bitches
Stranger: okay, ism is right
You: or the Church of Hakuna-Matata
You: did you go to the youtube link
Stranger: ah, yeah, but its slow to open
Stranger: i am donwloading some porn here
Stranger: i will suport you religion sir!
Stranger: you gainned you 1st disciple
Stranger: or 2nd, it counts with you?
You: though there is much tweaking to be done to the dogma
Stranger: wow, my download is finished, i have to wank one
Stranger: i dont can wait to kill that chineses deserves!
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