Authentic Cyber Session
January 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey sexy :)
You: hey you
Stranger: f or m?
You: m
Stranger: perfect
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 f US
You: where in the us?
Stranger: east coast
You: ny?
You: nj?
Stranger: nope nc
Stranger: so you horny?
You: yes i am
You: because i am a deer!!
Stranger: hahaha:)
Stranger: but really…. cyber sex?
Stranger: i want to get dirty talked to
You: you first
Stranger: lets switch off
You: ok
Stranger: wait your a guy right?
You: yes
Stranger: i straddle you and suck your neck. then i work my way down to your pants and unbutton/zip them with my teeth. i slip them and your pants off. then i start playing with you.
You: ok great!!!….well i jus cummed….so now i turn on my ps3 and i play modern warfare 2 and we have an akward moment where we just look at each other and im expecting you to make me a sandwich. but you dont so we start fighting and you call your mother because thats what you always do!!! so i ignore you and we end up breaking up. then i put on the notebook and cry myself to sleep
Stranger: hahahahahaahahaha.
Stranger: oh god.
You: your turn baby
Stranger: no!
Stranger: you do it. come on.
You: please keep going
Stranger: not unless you do
You: i did
Stranger: you know what i mean
You: its common for a man to only last 20 to 40 seconds please dont judge
Stranger: pleeaaasseeee i wanna cum
You: maybe if you make me a sandwich i will have the energy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Ismael from USA
(155 votes, score: 4.72)
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hi,hw r u….
hi…
i want to talk to someone:(
You: MUM?!?!!?
Stranger: not you again
Stranger: that’s not funny
You: who this is the 2nd time ive done this r u the same person….
Stranger: ye
Stranger: you’re such a boring slut
Stranger: trying to get laid all the time
You: yh i am….
Stranger: i hate you
You: really wot did i do?
Stranger: i love you
You: oh YAY!!!
Stranger: you’re a guy
You: yes…..
You: how did u no??
Stranger: the way you write
Stranger: retarded girls are usually more intelligent than retarded boys
You: wow u should be in the fbi or something…
You: thats a talent u got there…..
Stranger: nah
Stranger: fbi are a bunch of noobs
You: CIA???
Stranger: no
You: MI6 ucould be james bond??
You: go on…..
Stranger: you’re from california
You: there is 1 more task u must complete to become james bond r u ready??
You: here we go
You: You see a beaver in the distance lumbering towards you, a menacing glare on its face. You are armed with duct tape, a balloon, a spare set of shoes, and nailclippers. What do you do?
You: hurry the beaver its cuming closer!!!
Stranger: i jack off
Stranger: the beaver
You: well done the beaver spasms in his orgasm and is stalled but u only buyed urself some time….
You: HURRY!!
Stranger: you’re boring
You: wrong awnser
Stranger: copying other ppl’s conversations
You: U R DEAD
Stranger: lame
You: u would never make 00 status
You: what about q??
You: q is easier u have 2 awnser 10 questions correctly
You: 1
You: r u a virgin?
Stranger: sentence doesn’t make sense
Stranger: cannot compute
You: are you a virgin?
Stranger: who’s asking?
You: M
You: im head of Mi6
Stranger: fuck off
You: wrong awnser
You: you will never be Q
You: what about M?
Stranger: you’re the kind of guy who reads other ppl’s conversations from omegle and then thinks that his lame conversations are funny too
Stranger: go outside please
Stranger: do your homework
Stranger: or something
You: OMG it is true what should i do??
Stranger: admit you have an addiction
You: i just did??
Stranger: no
You: i am an addict
Stranger: only indirectly
Stranger: you’re an addict
You: im sorry my intelligence is limeted
You: i only have enough brain cells to read other peoples omegle conversations
Stranger: miriam
You: and think my lame conversations are funny two
You: it is a problem can you help??
Stranger: no
Stranger: i’m wanking
You: damn jacking off beavers isnt enough for u is it?
You: im sorry i dont like animal rape it is wrong!
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This conversation was an amazing pick!
Hello,Who’s online?
hey man whats ur ps3 gamertag?
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: *puts hand on dick* hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected
WE ARE THE WORLDD!!! WE ARE THE CHILDRENN!!! WE ARE THE ONE”S WHO MAKE A BRIGHTER DAYY SO LETS START GIVINN!!!
YOU HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME AS ME
XDDDDDDDDDD
This was EPIC btw ;]