Ate a Bear
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Your wish is my command, sir.
You: are you a genie
Stranger: No i’m not sir.
You: Can you make me a sandwitch
Stranger: I cannot do it now sir.
Stranger: My stomach hurts.
You: oh okay no prob i can wait
Stranger: I ate a bear this morning sir.
Stranger: that’s why i have a stomach problem.
You: i told you you shold have your girlfriend shave
Stranger: Fuck u kind sir.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Nate from USA