Amusing Provocation
April 3rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: male or female
You: male, yourself?
Stranger: female
You: What are you doing out of the kitchen?
Stranger: women do not belong in the kitchen
You: Yes they do, or on their hands an knees cleaning the floor
You: I mean food won’t cook itself nor will the house clean itself
Stranger: no they do not you little pig! gosh i feel sorry for whoever marries you you jacka$$
Stranger: bye
You: The Only Degrees Women Need Are 30°C For Washing and 200°C For Cooking
You: Remember that
You: and I feel sorry for the guy who has to beat sense in to you
You: his arm will ache after awhile
Stranger: no i will not remember that and you need to wake up this is america where i can vote and do what i want because men and women are equal you idiot
You: America LOL.. Sorry I couldn’t hear your silly views over my free health care
Stranger: wow you are such a fag
You: I am a cigarette?
Stranger: I SAID FAG
You: I may be a “fag” as you call it, but at least my country isn’t the un wanted child of the world
Stranger: and what country is that?
You: The country that gave you the language you try and speak, yet manage to fuck up……
Stranger: england wow your really stupid
You: Yeah I must be..
Stranger: glad we agree about something
Stranger: by the way how old are you?
You: Yeah yeah, I agree with you woman.. Hope you feel happy now and stop menstruating long enough to get me some food
Stranger: nah i dont want to
You: What you want to do and what you will do are two very different things
You: few black eyes and I am sure you will be singing a new tune
Stranger: i will never let anything tear down my goals or what i want because what i want to do i do do those things i dont know how things are there but its different here we actually think for ourselves
You: Yeah well tl;dr, and well punctuation is really usefull when trying to make a “bold” statement like you have tried to. Maybe you should ask your master if you can get some basic education. Nothing major as we don’t want tax payers money being wasted on a woman that isn’t learn about cooking or cleaning
Stranger: you son of a bitch where do you comeoff on telling me what i should or should not do, or what i am suposed to do you errogant bastard
You: Awww poor lickle woman getting mad because the man is correct? awwwwwwww
Stranger: awwwww you are soooooo STUPID
You: And it’s arrogant
Stranger: whatever, o and how old are you?
You: I am not arrogant, I am just better than you
Stranger: no you are not.
You: I am sorry to say I am
You: I mean you can’t have woman, without man in it.. So dependant on us
Stranger: you have the word man in it to show that we were made from adam and that men are the same as women and that we are equal! oh and HOW OLD ARE YOU?
You: Adam being a MAN.. So you just prove my point thanks. I am 22, you?
Stranger: 12
You: Guess your father needs to beat you harder
You: if my child was as disrespectful as you are towards a man.. You would have black eyes to show for it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Marsman7 from UK
(112 votes, score: 3.38)
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UGH SOO LAME IF THIS IS FAKE THEN GOOD BUT PERSONALLY I HATE I MEAN ABSOLUTLY DESPISE SEXISTS!!!!!!!!!!!! IMAN LIKE &@(*)&#@@*()#!@*&)#!@&*(@#)&!@*()#^&*(@$^&*(^$@#*&(^#&@*(!^@&*!$(^@#&*(!$^@#*!($@#^*&#@(^$&@#*!(($ AND THAT SIR IS WHAT YOU ARE IM GONNA HIT U SO HARD UR FAT ASS DAD IS GONNA GET A LUMP!! AND UR DETIST IS GONNA HERE CHCHING COMEIN FROM HIS WALLET ugh dnt even joke about bein sexist u *^&^%$^%&*^%$^&*^%$*()^*%&%^&(* gooday
LOL! This was entertaining although I hope that you aren’t really a sexist.
@cece, while you’re at it, can you bring me a sandwich and a beer?
Oh, and I missed the toilet again, so you gotta scrub it again. I hope you’re cooking something delicious for dinner cause I’m coming home from work and I’m going to be hungry.
Thanks a bunch.
They should get ready to serve us with their bodies while one it.
cece, who the hell let you use the internet, back to the kitchen.
That’s horrible. How could you say that?
ew, what a douche. even though he was totally trolling that wasn’t funny.
@Nick
not on ur fi’n life u douchbag :p go do something eles with your life :p or ya kno not living would be even btr :D
@hehelol
ehn go f*** off you f****n @$$
This just shows that women shouldnt get a vote this would easy be 4+ stars
Gosh, I love doing those :D
I love it when they get mad over something a random stranger tells them on the Internet.
@cece
did i offend you?
well, im sorry. we are not better then women, it is obvious.
how would my house ever be clean without a woman? or how wold i eat my mid-afternoon sandwich? or how would my clothe get cleaned?
you gals are useful, dont feel bad =*
Hahahaha, I’m a girl and I find this amusing, the guys was an obvious troll.
haha cece is getting way too angry over a troll convo
Pahahahahahaha!!! That’s just beautiful! I’m a girl and this is still quite amusing. This is awesome. I’m going to have to try this sometime!
i met a same type of guy who is sexist too!! i guess its the same guy..
he was nice, in the end we were talking ’bout health care..
This is the best conversation I’ve ever read.
“I couldn’t hear you over my free health care.”
Way to go, sir.