Amnesia Induced Promiscuity
March 10th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
You: what is your purpose here?
Stranger: time killing =D
Stranger: and have fun
You: fair enough
You: are you having fun?
Stranger: yes
You: great
Stranger: very fun
You: almost too much fun?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im hyperventilating
You: so fun it may actually kill you?
Stranger: almost
Stranger: getting there
You: call an ambulance.. “Hey, I am having too much fun”
You: “it may kill me”
You: ambulance dude: “fuck you man”
Stranger: yes
Stranger: kinda like that
You: kinda? I think I gave a fair representation of what a situation like that would play out
Stranger: yes, but in a different language
You: now of course, maybe you are in some underdeveloped country without ambulances
Stranger: so, kinda
You: where they have ambulating donkey carriages instead
You: in that case, you should bring some sallad when they pick you up, for the donkey
Stranger: yes, or then if id call the emergency number, i wouldnt speak with the ambulance dude
You: touché
Stranger: and my donkey prefers carrots
You: maybe you have a direct number to the ambulance dude, maybe you are friends out of work
Stranger: maybe…
You: maybe you get drunk on weekends and one time you kissed and now you dont talk about that night at all
Stranger: that, we may never know
You: we could, I am a stranger, ready to listen
Stranger: but what if ive suppressed that memory?
You: if it is supressed you should repress ut
Stranger: and it happened, but i cant be sure since i suppressed it?
You: or possibly impress it
You: depending on the level of supression
Stranger: what if ive fucked around with all my pals and now i cant remember
Stranger: scary
You: that is another problem entirely, you may have a case of amnesia induced promiscuity
Stranger: maybe
You: probably
Stranger: ok cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Alven from Sweden
(8 votes, score: 4.00)
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