All Your Base Are Belong to Us
March 1st, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: All your base are belong to us
You: No not my bases!
You: I need those
Stranger: now give me the bases
Stranger: or you suffer
You: Never I shall fight for every inch of our soil, I shall make you pay for these bases with the blood of your countrymen!
Stranger: oh sry I have to go
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Griffin from USA

(14 votes, score: 4.29)
Could have been better.