A Hero is Born
August 2nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Don’t say hello
You: Salutations.
Stranger: Good…
Stranger: you will do well in the next round.
You: I’m ready.
Stranger: Tell me, what are your attributes?
You: How many would you like to know?
Stranger: I would be pleased with a random sample towards relative proportion of the population of your features.
Stranger: It can be of any degree..
Stranger: So, please state your attributes.
You: Okay, then I will go with some of the obvious attributes.
You: I have ten fingers. Ten toes. Two eyes which are brown in color. Two arms. Two legs.
Stranger: Hmm.
Stranger: Yes..
Stranger: These are good attributes, you will probably pass into the next round of selection..
You: I also have a torso.
Stranger: wait…
Stranger: what?
Stranger: you have a torso?
You: Yes.
You: And a pelvis.
Stranger: What are you…. are you even a G’Lorek?
Stranger: .. or are you..
Stranger: no ..
Stranger: you can’t be..
Stranger: are you human?
You: I am indeed.
Stranger: What year is it?
You: 2010
Stranger: Oh my..
Stranger: We seem to be connected through a time loop
You: Oh my goodness. This is a historic moment.
Stranger: some sort of temporal anomaly..
Stranger: Listen to me..
Stranger: What is your name?
You: Bailey.
Stranger: Bailey, listen. You need to stop the invasion before it starts..
Stranger: This, this can’t be just a coincidence..
You: What invasion? What are you talking about?
You: ANSWER MAN!
Stranger: In exactly your same year, i take it, very shortly from now .. that’s when they arrive
You: They? Wh-who do you mean by they?
Stranger: They came to us in a ball of fire. Landed in the ocean. Caused the tsunamis that wiped out the first quart billion.
Stranger: just listen Bailey. They have a weakness, and it’s up to you
Stranger: You can change this…
You: Up to me? To me?! I’m just a girl. How can I stop this?
You: No one will listen to me?
Stranger: They have caused undefinable chaos on the planet.. You have to do exactly what I say
You: Look, you-you’ve got the wrong person. There’s not way I can stop an INVASION!
Stranger: SHUTUP! JUST SHUT UP! YOU… You.. are our last hope. Even if you are just a girl…
You: Where does it even take place? What if it’s not even near me. You just said ocean. Which ocean?
You: Don’t tell me to shut up! I came here looking for a conversation and now you’re telling me that the fate of the free world rests in my hands? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?
Stranger: I’m just a stranger, the last stranger, the last human left. And you bailey, you are the last hope of my kind…
You: What am I supposed to tell people? That a stranger from the future told me? Yea, they’ll buy that.
You: What year are you from? Maybe I can find you! If you aren’t that far away. Maybe you are alive in 2010. Maybe you’ll believe me!
Stranger: They started breeding with our women at first. They were curious of our species. Then, they harvesting began. They harvested us for organs, for parts. Then they decided we just werent reproducing efficiently. We were slow, weak… the genetic experiments began. People with extraordinary abilities to run faster, farther, longer. Listen you just have to resist. When they come to you to inject you. You need to fight back. Make it to their ship. You can do it alone. I’ve done it but I’m too old now.. now that i know what to do.. I’m too weak. But you, you’re young. You must make it to the ship. Find the central processing core. You need to deactivate it. It will disable their communications interface – this one event will change the outcome of the war.
You: Oh no. They’re here! They’re coming!
You: Oh my God. OHMYGOD!
Stranger: We will win, millions will die, but we are chosing between the lives of millions and the lives of billions… Go now BAILEY
Stranger: GO NOW!
Stranger: SAVE US!
You: I won’t fail you!
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Bailey from USA
(129 votes, score: 4.68)
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… They have arrived. I have my weapons ready. Already capped 20.. Guys, be prepared!
OMG is that true?!
Yes, yes, yes! It finally got published. This most certainly made my day!
You truly are our hero, Bailey! :)
that’s greay Bailey.
I really like this
Fantastic one Bailey. Keep them coming!
You are awesome, Bailey. (: lol
“Are you even a G’Lorek?”
I rotfled.
this one should be #1! Hilarious, very well done
I see that the future has been averted, though the chaos…the chaos it’s only going to begin. Timeline 2 now has G’Lorek-human hybrids engineered by the overseers.