Omegle Conversations

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Stranger: im lost

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Stranger 1: fun for the whole family, why infact my daughter is blowing me right now

Stranger 2: Society deems it illegal due to the significantly raised potential of any baby created being mentally or physically deformed.

Stranger 2: As long as one isn’t making children and it’s consentual then I don’t see why not.

Stranger 2: consensual?*

Stranger 2: I don’t know how to spell that word

Stranger 2: Either way I’d never do it

Stranger 2: But to each their own and what not.

Stranger 1: hold on i got to eat her twat now

Stranger 2: Have fun with that

Stranger 2 has disconnected

You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Stranger 1: really?

Stranger 2: really :)

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 2: you go first :)

Stranger 1: you will disconnect right away

Stranger 2: no i wont

Stranger 2: :)

Stranger 2: promise :)

Stranger 1: there are really two of ‘em

Stranger 2: oh right :)

Stranger 2: spill the beans ;)

Stranger 1: one is to be held captive, used as a slave

Stranger 1: kept tied up all the time

Stranger 2: oh are you gay :)

Stranger 2: ?

Stranger 1: f

Stranger 2: oh :)

Stranger 2: im gay :)

Stranger 2: gay male :)

Stranger 2: haha

Stranger 1: your fantasy would be……?

Stranger 2: same as you tbh not be held captive though

Stranger 2: tied up

Stranger 2: and being teased

Stranger 2: haha

Stranger 1: close to mine

Stranger 1: i’d be brought out for use

Stranger 1: this is too wierd

Stranger 2: haha

Stranger 2: weird*

Stranger 2: hahaha

Stranger 2: hahahaha

Stranger 2: hahahahaha

Stranger 2: ahahahahah

Stranger 2: ahahahaha

Stranger 2: aahahahaha

Stranger 1: no i before e?

Stranger 2: ahahahaha

Stranger 2: except after c :)

Stranger 1: we spelled wierd different

Stranger 2: look it up :)

Stranger 1: both look wrong now

Stranger 1: naw

Stranger 2: wird :)

Stranger 1: not important

Stranger 2: haha

Stranger 2: no it isnt

Stranger 2: i was being silly :)

Stranger 2: and gay

Stranger 2: and bored :)

Stranger 1: can i ask your age? i’m 19

Stranger 2: same here gurlfriend :)

Stranger 1: this isn’t going to work i’m afraid

Stranger 2: why? :)

Stranger 1: there’s an attraction that can’t be here

Stranger 2: exactly

Stranger 2: oooh

Stranger 1: so…….

Stranger 2: starts tearing up

Stranger 1 has disconnected

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey you

You: me!

Stranger: yes you! i have a question

You: how many astronauts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Stranger: no. i have a question for you.

You: in soviet russia, you give question to stranger

You: in america, stranger says f*** you

You: on omegle, stranger says f*** you im horny

Stranger: in soviet russia, question asks you

You: then … well that was not expected

Stranger: mwahaha!

You: in life, if you horny on omegle, i hunt you down

You: and kill you

You: all vith strong russian accent

You: da?

Stranger: i am not horny! i only have a question!

You: so i no have to find, hunt and keel you!

Stranger: silence! i keel you!

Stranger: Y U NO LISTEN TO ME

You: ohhhhh ahkmed is no match for strong soviet mine worker

You: especially when russian have AK47!!!

Stranger: russian needs to listen to question.

Stranger: i care not for ak47

You: well then why the hell havent you asked?!?!?!!?

You: lol

Stranger: ok.

Stranger: do you know…

Stranger: the muffin man?

You: da

You: he vas my first kill

Stranger: *squinty stare-down*

You: i get first blood from muffin man

Stranger: no muffins… because of you.

Stranger: son. you disappoint.

You: da comerade

Stranger: you are fail.

You: in soviet russia, fail are you

Stranger: in soviet russia, muffin man kill you

You: in soviet russia muffin eat man

Stranger: in soviet russia, no muffins. too cold.

You: in soviet russia

You: we have

You: ..

You: we have…

You: WE HAVE

You: …

You: no muffins D;

Your conversational partner has disconnected.