Omegle Conversations

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Interesting

You: Classy

Stranger: Not quite sure how to answer such a well structured question to be honest.

You: Neither am I. I feel like anything I say will pale in comparison to the sheer intelligence.

Stranger: There is but one solution, I will traverse the globe in search of infinite wisdom, surely only then shall I have the sharp wit and finely honed intelligence to justify a response to this question.

Stranger: I shall return in 10 years stranger, wait for me!

You: I shall await your return eagerly!

Stranger: Awaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Stranger 2: jerk off lol

Stranger 1: Learn the English language.

Stranger 2 has disconnected

You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Stranger 1: umm

Stranger 2: No, Americans are.

Stranger 1: LOOL

Stranger 1: stranger wins.

Stranger 2 has disconnected

You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Stranger 1: i want MY FUCKING PENIS BACK

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: 0!

Stranger: 8

Stranger: ʘ___ ʘ

You: Wrong.

You: You have to do 3×3 first

You: so 4-9+5=0

Stranger: that…doesnt make sense

You: basic math!

You: order of operations!

Stranger: why do the 3*3 first

You: PEMDAS

Stranger: screw you…you use brackets to define order

You: Parenthesis, exponent, multiplication, division, add, subract

Stranger: 4-(3*3)+5

Stranger: that, would make sense

You: that’s the same as the above question

Stranger: nope

You: you don’t need the parenthesis

Stranger: you do

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