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Women, Orifices and Sandwiches

September 22nd, 2011

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
If it weren’t for their sandwich making ability and their handy orifices for dumping loads, women would be forced live on farms as human breeding stock. Agree?

Stranger: Idiots.

You: Well

You: I think he has a point

Stranger: I’m a girl, thank you very much.

You: I am assuming it is a man because there is proper grammar and punctuation

Stranger: And women don’t know how to do that? o.O

You: Rhetorical question, move along.

Stranger: Wow.

You: What is your favorite sandwich to make for a man?

Stranger: We’re just as capable of doing the same boring jobs as you do.

Stranger: Never make ‘em.

Stranger: Not going to either.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Man from USA

Author: Categories: Spy Mode Conversations
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Make Lemonade

September 22nd, 2011

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A LIFE FULL OF LAUGHTER! What did I get? AIDS

You: lol

Stranger: IT’S FUNNY.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by URKEL from Denmark

Author: Categories: Spy Mode Conversations
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Start Off Simple

September 22nd, 2011

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
Male or female ? if its 2 females act out innocent fantasy…. No one will ever know ….and if its a guy and girl talk dirty

You: F

Stranger: m

You: lol

Stranger: im not good at talking dirty

Stranger: lol

You: chops door with an axe-

Stranger: haha*runs*

You: rips shirt off-

You: exposing my hair chest-

Stranger: omg your crazy

Stranger: chest hair lmao

You: takes pants off-

You: gets strap-on

You: TIME TO FUCK OR GET FUUUCKED

Stranger: ok ok i wanna rape u

Stranger: Slaps her down

You: gets lube-

Stranger: calm down

Stranger: open dem legs im gonna put a bun in the oven

You: bun in the ucking oven?

You: really

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: i suck at this

You: i noticed

You: thats ok

You: just bend over

Stranger: ikno

You: you’ll see what i do

You: and copy

Stranger: umm

Stranger: how about we masterbate in front of eacother

You: i know we’re over the internet but fuck

You: i thought we were gonna role to the play

Stranger: start off simple

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by A_secret from USA

Author: Categories: Spy Mode Conversations
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Dutch Kitchen Spell

September 22nd, 2011

You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
Quick! I need a spell or ritual to send my girlfriend back to where she came from, the kitchen! Anyone help me?

Stranger 1: ok here is what you do

Stranger 2: say,hokuspokuspas, ik wou dat je in de keuken was!

Stranger 1: extend your arm…

Stranger 1: and BITCH SLAP THAT MOTHER FUCKER

Stranger 2: that’s dutch. Dutch spells always works.

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Submitted by Jan from EU

Author: Categories: Spy Mode Conversations
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Last One to Disconnect..

September 22nd, 2011

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
First one to disconnect is a pedofile.

Stranger: What’s a pedofile?

Stranger: I know a pedoPHile

Stranger: But not a pedofile.

Stranger: Do I find new computer programs attractive or something?

You: Is it like a toenail file?

Stranger: Probably.

Stranger: Well thought out.

Stranger: But even so, that’s pretty gross.

Stranger: Feet are kind of nasty.

Stranger: haha

You: True. I don’t think I’d want to be a nail file. Dirty work, dirty work…

Stranger: haha

Stranger: I appreciate you.

Stranger: You use good spelling, grammar, and punctuation.

Stranger: Keep it up.

You: And the same to you.

Stranger: But, I’m a toenail file. Good night!

Stranger: :-D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Pippin from USA

Author: Categories: Spy Mode Conversations
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