Camp Crystal Lake
July 31st, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: *stares at you from behind a mask*
Stranger: ok
You: *breathes heavily*
Stranger: ok
You: *grips machete tightly*
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i run
You: *tilts head to one side*
Stranger: and got away
You: *decides whether or not to kill you*
Stranger: you are to slow
You: *tilts head to one side*
Stranger: i am gone
You: *stares*
You: *chases*
You: *corners you*
You: *breathes heavily*
Stranger: heyy im on a fligth to switzerland now, you cant catch me
You: *is on flight with you*
You: *sits next to you*
You: *turns head towards you*
Stranger: whhhhaat
You: *breathes heavily*
You: *stares*
Stranger: i got a parachute
You: *stares*
You: *tilts head to one side*
Stranger: *jumps off the plane*
You: * jumps after you*
Stranger: *drags up bazoka*
You: *stares while falling*
Stranger: *drags up gun*
Stranger: shooting you in the eyes
You: *pulls up machete*
You: *swings wildly*
Stranger: haha, now you cant stare at me
You: *breathes at you*
Stranger: *draging iin your breath*
You: *we hit the ground*
You: *BOOM! goes me*
You: *you fall gracefully*
Stranger: *landed in a bed*
You: *gets up, dusts off knees*
You: *pulls up machete*
You: *chases*
Stranger: in the bed its a horny girl
You: O_O
You: *takes off mask*
You: *talks to horny girl*
Stranger: * fucks the girl*
You: *stabs you*
You: *throws you off the girl*
You: *jumps on the girl myself*
Stranger: horny girl squirtes on you
You: *breathes heavily*
You: *stabs girl*
You: *turns head towards you*
You: *puts mask back on*
Stranger: *lays me under the bed*
You: *looks under bed*
Stranger: *back onthe top*
You: *fold bed in half with you in it*
Stranger: *starts fucking the bed*
You: *starts stabbing the bed*
You: *stares with no eyes*
Stranger: *says omg*
You: *raises machete slowly*
You: *brings it down across your neck*
Stranger: *standig still*
You: *walks off to kill again in the fiftieth sequel*
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Jason from USA
(18 votes, score: 4.22)
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