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Incomprehensible Gibberish

May 29th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: whasd ou
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Stranger: efnl jk;
Stranger: sv;jknvf;xfk
Stranger: zsd’fh’dfk
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Stranger: asefdadklf;osduifha;jdhfudu8ifhudhfandffncjisklhdf;jns;zandufchn;klhf;lkj;cklnsapjncfp;kn’fkn’;ocivnjchk;ldjklj ba.rjkvghdjgn frsdngfsdgmjfdkyutdfkyujiopjio
You: and we never drank again.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Joel from Australia

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Meating

May 29th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heey
Stranger: turkey?
You: ham?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Joel from Australia

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Two Paths Inspire Profound Knowledge

May 29th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You see a hallway to your left and your right. Both hold un-imaginable pain and roadblocks. One path shall grant your fondest wish. The other…well…grants death. PICK WISELY.
Stranger: I want my wish granted.
You: So, pick either the left hallway or the right hallway.
Stranger: Left, if that’s the wish granting hallway.
You: Oho! Wrong choice.
You: You walk down the hallway,
Stranger: What?!
You: Soon after,
You: You get nailed by a large crossbow bolt.
You: You have died.
Stranger: No no no!
You: Try again?
Stranger: I picked the wish hallway!
Stranger: How did I die?
You: You were shot by a crossbow bolt. It hit you in the head.
Stranger: Well… I didn’t wish for that.
You: Well, that sucks for you.
You: Do you wish to try again?
Stranger: This game sucks man.
You: Insert one coin.
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: Ok, inserted.
You: You see a hallway to your left and your right. Both hold un-imaginable pain and roadblocks. One path shall grant your fondest wish. The other…well…grants death. PICK WISELY.
Stranger: I’ll go right.
You: Wrong choice again!
Stranger: What?!
Stranger: WTF?!
You: You walk down the hallway for a few hours!
Stranger: Ok.
You: The floor gives way,
You: And you fall into a pool of acid.
You: You have died.
Stranger: Well that be it all.
You: Try again?
You: Insert one coim.
You: Coin*
Stranger: Ok, inserted!
You: Okay!
You: I forgot to mention,
You: You have C4,
You: You see a hallway to your left and your right. Both hold un-imaginable pain and roadblocks. One path shall grant your fondest wish. The other…well…grants death. PICK WISELY.
Stranger: I wanna blow a hole inbetween the hallways
Stranger: With the C4
You: You have made the right choice!
Stranger: Yes!
You: Do not follow the paths life gives you,
You: Make your own path.
Stranger: So what do I win?
You: You have won,
You: That knowledge.
You: =D
Stranger: Aw man.
Stranger: But anybody could say that.
You: It doesn’t lose it’s meaning does it?
Stranger: I guess not…
Stranger: I thought there’d be a link to a website or something
Stranger: If I won…
You: Oh.
You: Uh..
You: Hold on,
Stranger: And it’d be like: “YOU WON!”
You: Let me get your prize.
Stranger: Sweet, now you’re talkin’ my language.
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
You: There you go!
Stranger: Oh great, and now I’ve been Rick Rolled…
Stranger: Thanks a lot.
You: You are most welcome!
Stranger: Now I can kill myself.
You: Well,
You: You can pick those two hallways again.
Stranger: Why would you use such an old meme?
Stranger: Who Rick Rolls people anymore?
You: I do.
You: I’m just that kinda guy.
Stranger: It’s lost it’s cultural significance.
Stranger: Nobody would even get it.
You: Well, I have to D/C.
You: Adios dude.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Enjoy your glory
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Jean-Claude from USA

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Face The Bear

May 29th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny?
You:
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Zach from USA

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Bronze Crowbar Not Sufficient

May 29th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: do YOU own golden cabinets?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES I DO
You: I SHALL TRADE YOU…
Stranger: HOW DO YOU OPEN THEM
You: One WHITE goat for you Gold Cabinets!
You: Ah…
You: You need
You: the SILVER CROWBAR!
Stranger: OMG
You: Alas, I have not found such a crowbar…
Stranger: I HAVE BEEN OPENING THEM WITH MY BRONZ CROW BAR
You: :O
You: THAT SHALL RUIN THE BEAUTIFUL GOLD!
You: Oh dear…
You: We shall hunt for the Silver Crowbar in due time, young grasshopper!
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Katelyn Danni G-R. from USA

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