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We Do What We Must Because We Can

March 7th, 2011
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: This was a triumph
Stranger: I’m making a note here
You: HUGE SUCCESS
You: It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Stranger: APERTURE SCIENCE
Stranger: “we do what we must, because we can”
You: For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
Stranger: But there’s no sense crying over every mistake
You: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
Stranger: and the science gets done, and you make a neat gun. For the people who are
You: STILL ALIVE
Stranger: I’m not even angry
You: I’m being so sincere right now
Stranger: Even though you broke my heart and killed me
You: And tore me to pieces
Stranger: And threw every piece into a fire
You: As they burned, it hurt because…
Stranger: I was so happy for you
You: Now these points of data make a beautiful line
Stranger: And we’re out of beta, we’re releasing on time
You: So I’m GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned
Stranger: For the people who are
You: STILL ALIVE
You: Go ahead and leave me
Stranger: I think i prefer, to stay, inside
You: Maybe you’ll find someone else to help you…
Stranger: Maybe, “Black Mesa”
You: That was a joke, HAHA! Fat chance!
Stranger: Anyway, this cake is great. It’s so delicious and moist.
You: Look at me still talking when there’s science to do
Stranger: When i look out there, I’m glad I’m not you
Stranger: *it makes me GLaD I’m not you
You: I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done
Stranger: For the people who are
Stranger: STILL ALIVE
You: And believe me I am…
Stranger: STILL ALIVE
You: I’m doing science and I’m
Stranger: STILL ALIVE
You: I feel fantastic and I’m
Stranger: STILL ALIVE
You: While you’re dying I’ll be
Stranger: STILL ALIVE
You: And when you’re dead I’ll be
Stranger: STILL ALIVE
You: Still alive
You: I love you.
Stranger: You are the greatest person ever
You: :D
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Harris from USA

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Canadian Girl Meets American Boy

March 7th, 2011
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: heyy
Stranger: hi
You: aSL
Stranger: wat u looking for
Stranger: f or m
You: either
Stranger: so why ask
You: i no ur a girl\
Stranger: how
You: cause that was a bitchy answer
Stranger: i was just asking
Stranger: and your a guy
You: how
You: how u no?
Stranger: cause u
Stranger: sound like a dumbass
You: hmm\
You: im phil nice to meet u
Stranger: for real
You: yess
Stranger: kate nice to meet u
You: hii kate
You: soo
You: im sorry for sayin u were bitchy
Stranger: it’s okay
You: where r u from>
Stranger: why u care
You: making conversation
Stranger: so how bitchy am i
You: maybe we’ll have a similarity
You: im pretending that ur not
Stranger: i’m from
Stranger: canada
You: i’m from
You: usa
Stranger: so wat are the similarities
You: none
You: except ur a bitch and im a dumbass
Stranger: good
Stranger: thats a start
You: thing is tho
You: u wouldnt be a bitch around me if u knew me
Stranger: why
Stranger: not
You: cause
You: for one
You: im not a dumbass
You: and two
You: im good lookin..and nice
Stranger: that is not a good enough reason
You: well then u dont realize the extent of my good looks
Stranger: your right
Stranger: your not a dumbass
Stranger: your an asshole
You: and why is that
Stranger: who thinks he looks good
You: someone confident
You: someone a girl feels safe around
You: and you know you like both of those traits in a guy
Stranger: so your a bigger asshole then i thought
You: not an asshole
Stranger: then wat
Stranger: do u call your type
You: one of a kind
You: and do u know i have proof?
Stranger: wat proof
You: the fact that ive kept you talkin and interested for over 5 minutes now
Stranger: u still sound
Stranger: like an assohole
You: well technically im not making a sound. however my words continue to be interpreted that way by you.so i apologize
You: furthermore
You: wat can i do to change your feelings for me
Stranger: wow
You: you like me dont you
Stranger: u are full of yourself
You: false
Stranger: it’s sickening
You: well, i am interested in hearing about you
Stranger: wat do u want to hear
You: because naturally its been all about me so far
You: why you are being a bitch?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: u said that i wasn’t
Stranger: a bitch
You: you are being a bitch
You: i highy doubt you are one tho
Stranger: so u lie
Stranger: okay
You: no lies at all
You: acting and being are two different adjectives
Stranger: so your a smartass
Stranger: don’t deny
You: no i am not a smartass
You: although i will admit i have been one for the last few minutes
You: but like before, i am willing to talk nicely with you as i intended when i was so luckily paired with you
Stranger: okay
Stranger: so wat u wasnt to talk about
You: i waNt to hear about you. how was your day
Stranger: well
Stranger: it wan’t amazing
You: i am sorry to hear that
Stranger: who was yours
You: mine was uneventful until now.
You: can i help your day get any better?
Stranger: u sound like an old guy
You: well i may be mature for my age, but i am only 20
You: how old r u?
Stranger: wat do u think
You: i think you are within 3 years of me. on either side
Stranger: no 15
Stranger: so how do u feel
Stranger: lol
You: i…i feel..taken advantage of
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Trilander from USA

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When Birds Arouse

March 7th, 2011
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: ever been aroused by watching ducks eat bread?
Stranger: have you.?
Stranger: whoaa i just noticed i have big thighhs && im super skinny is that a good thing?
You: No! oh god its the fucking rapture!
Stranger: oh shit.
Stranger: imma go kill myself.
You: With bombs!
You: and a fire house and a gerbil!
Stranger: fuck u ass.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by LaceyRobyn from USA

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Hablas En Espanol?

March 7th, 2011
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hablas en espanol?
You: si
Stranger: bien!
Stranger: primero persona hoy dia!!
Stranger: primera*
Stranger: lo siento
You: taco
You: burrito
Stranger: gue pasa?
Stranger: que*
Stranger: no espanol?
You: porque pablo?
You: nacho
Stranger: pablo?
Stranger: no en la casa
You: quesadillas
Stranger: r u english?
You: que?
Stranger: i speak that too
Stranger: english
You: que?
Stranger: fu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Sten from Estonia

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Evil Man-Eating Beaver

March 7th, 2011
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heyy
You: hello
Stranger: whats up?
You: i don’t know really
You: u?
Stranger: nothing
You: cool
Stranger: ya I just got done building the dam…
You: oh, are you a beaver?
Stranger: yep you got it
You: make sure you brush you teeth then
Stranger: ehh I like the nice orange tint to them, really freaks out the humans
You: yeah but your teeth are your livlihood, without them you have nothing
Stranger: I still have my tail, the dam needs mudpatters
You: oh i forgot about thatg
You: that*
Stranger: but thats besides the point, my teeth being a lively orange color is not bad for them
You: well i’m just trying to look out for ya
Stranger: well thank you then
You: so what exactly do beavers eat?
Stranger: small children
You: oh
You: i always thought small vegetables or something would do
Stranger: well ya vegetables are easier, I mean theyre the same thing as other humans but they just lay there
Stranger: of course we usually have to steal them from the hospitals
You: have you ever tried an orphanage?
Stranger: already raided all the orphanage around these parts
You: oh i see how that could happen
Stranger: yaa they run out of children fast
Stranger: most of them are too weak and frail to even put up a fight, of course that means little meat
You: plus who wants to put their baby up for adoption to a company that is frequently raided by beavers
Stranger: exactly! thats why all the orphanages around here shut down
You: so have you ever tried banding your brothers together to take down bigger prey?
Stranger: well sure we always take down the occasional passerby but during raids its much more effecient just to have one beaver each get a child
You: but if it became necessary you would be more than willing to begin killing adults?
Stranger: ohhh sure, adults are a bit gamby but other than that, good eating
You: that’s all i needed to hear BEAVER SCUM. THIS CONVERSATION IS GOING RIGHT TO THE POLICE!
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Aron from USA

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