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Batman And Robin

March 27th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: i’m batman
You: Shit. I’m robin. I’m on the computer next to you Bruce.
Stranger: oh, shit
Stranger: Hi, Robin
You: Hi, the fuck you doing here?
Stranger: Trying to meed strangers
Stranger: But you’re in my way
Stranger: meet**
You: I’m sorry. i thought you would be out fighting the joker and shit
Stranger: joker ran away with harley quinn
You: They make a nice couple.
You: Like us . . . :D
Stranger: Yeah, they do
You: Sometimes when we’re together in bed bruce, it feels like the spark has gone out of our relationship.
You: Do you not love me anymore?
You: :(
Stranger: What? Why do you say that?
You: Because it feels that way
Stranger: But that’s not what it seems like it feels
Stranger: I mean
Stranger: Last night you screamed so loud only dogs could hear you
You: BUT YOU DON’T EVEN LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHEN WE’RE MAKING LOVE
You: I’m leaving you for the penguin.
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOO
You: Good bye Bruce. You can’t be my Dark knight anymore :(
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Robert from Ireland

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Honor Among Trolls

March 27th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: I am expecting asl
Stranger: no
You: I have failed
Stranger: why?
You: *bows to stranger*
Stranger: are you from england?
You: *takes out katana and performs seppuku*
You: *slowly dies from internal bleeding*
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Katana from Japan

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How To Verify

March 27th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hello there
Stranger: snd me urnude pi
Stranger: i dnt haecredit cad
You: Umm
Stranger: to verify myself
Stranger: what to do>?>
You: Verify yourself by looking in the mirror
You: It’s instant
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Karl from UK

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The Truth About Dinosaur Extinction

March 27th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Rawr!
Stranger: OMFG A DINOSAUR
You: Rawr rawr! >:3
Stranger: moo
Stranger: mooooooo
You: (He thinks if he pretends he’s a cow, I’ll just go away….)
You: Pretty sneaky, there, “cow”.
Stranger: no really
Stranger: imma cow
Stranger: were taking over the world
You: All right, then. What’s the capital of North Dakota?
Stranger: how the fuck am i supposed to know that
Stranger: im a cow
You: Damn it! All right, you’re pretty good…
You: So you won’t mind if I just tug on this thing dangling from you and drink what comes out, right?
Stranger: errr
Stranger: thats not milk
You: Ah HA!
You: RAWR! >83
Stranger: moo
You: DAMN IT.
You: You sneaky shit!
Stranger: im not a shit
Stranger: im a cow
You: You’re quite verbal for a bovine…
You: *circles around you. . .*
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: i might be a cow
Stranger: but i know how to use a shotgun
Stranger: and so does my army
You: How, cow?! You have no thumbs!!
Stranger: i have a way
Stranger: dont worry
You: Or any fingers, for that matter…
You: I’m calling your bluff, bovine!
Stranger: fire when ready
You: CHAAAARGE!! RAWR!! *charges*
Stranger: *army of 1000 cows shoots the dinosaur in the chest, killing it instantly*
You: *goes extinct* Well, fuck.
Stranger: that explains why the dinosaurs were wiped out
You: They were all shot to death by an organized cow militia.
You: It all just fits together perfectly.
Stranger: yep
You: This is Bob Barker saying, please, spank or paddle your kids!
You have disconnected.

Submitted Connor from USA

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Women and Sandwiches

March 27th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Do you like to be in the kitchen?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: imma girl
Stranger: but
Stranger: no
You: Ok, tell me a proper sandwich reciepe
Stranger: no
Stranger: i cant
Stranger: im sory
You: You could have just thrown a slice with butter on out there, but you did not even do that
Stranger: no i cant
You: Which makes you a lazy cunt
Stranger: hey
Stranger: listen
Stranger: i have maid
Stranger: and a butler
Stranger: so
Stranger: i just ask them
Stranger: to prepare my food
You: As a woman, you should really take more notice of good sandwich reciepes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Anon from Germany

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