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Now Shut Up

December 15th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Are u a girl?
You: hey
You: why does it matter if im a girl?
Stranger: cause im gonna have sex, it better be on a girl
Stranger: if*
Stranger: is it clear enough?
You: dude anyone can *say they’re a girl and could actually be a 40 something year old man
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: but its better when they pretend than when they dont
Stranger: so still
Stranger: anyways, you gotta have sex with ‘em
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so ua girl?
Stranger: u a*
You: soooooooo? you don’t care that i’m a middle aged man with kids
You: as long as i say im a girl?
Stranger: so ur male?
You: you gotta have sex with who?
You: all the girls?
You: in the world?
Stranger: with an omegle person that says is a girl
Stranger: now shut up
Stranger: and are u a girl or not?
You: or guys pretending to be girls
You: ?
Stranger: f?
You: f what?
You: F you?
Stranger: are u a girl?
You: yes!
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Jane from USA

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Proper Greetings

December 15th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: sup
You: -__- thats not a proper way to start a conversation
You: a hi or hello would have been fine
Stranger: oh why hllo there partner hows it going ?
You: now you spelled hello wrong -__-
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Dennis from USA

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Real Men

December 15th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: straight aussie dude high as fuck jacking off and willing to take another straight guys dick to see what its like, no faggot shit just real men fucking
You: this is a winner
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Beau from USA

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (57 votes, score: 4.58)
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A Fairytale of New York

December 14th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: You’re a bum
Stranger: why?
You: You’re a punk
Stranger: your a mother fucker
You: You’re an old slut on junk
You: Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
Stranger: your a punk ass bitch
You: You scumbag, you maggot
Stranger: you fucken faggot
You: Happy Christmas your arse
You: I pray God it’s our last
Stranger: your fucken weird
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Memoraz from Norway

Author: Categories: Conversations
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Denial is Not Just a River in Egypt

December 13th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: (:
Stranger: asl
Stranger: hey how are ya?
You: 18 female uk
Stranger: I asked how you were and you told me who you were lol
Stranger: whatever works :P
You: Lmao,
You: you asked asl.
You: Im fine, you
Stranger: um lol….look up at our convos…where did I ask asl? lol
Stranger: and I’m doing alright
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Emma from UK

Author: Categories: Conversations
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