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Mutant Chairs and A Kenyan Krav Maga Specialist

December 25th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: QUICK, A HUNGRY MUTANT CHAIR IS LUNGING FOR YOUR LEFT LEG, WHAT DO YOU DO?!?
Stranger: Hello there
Stranger: KICK IT IN THE FACE
Stranger: WITH MY
Stranger: ENERGY LEGS
You: your greeting is unaffective
You: but your kick shatters it’s entire infrastructure!
You: the splinters would have greatly harmed you, but you run as fst as KENYANS!
You: what next?
Stranger: BUT I GET DEPORTED BACK TO KENYA
You: in kenya, the mutant chair revolt is in full swing, they’ve even swayed EVERY POPCORN KERNAL IN KENYA to take part!
Stranger: I am also a member of the Russian Spetznaz.
Stranger: I use all my hatchets, while performing backflipping hatchet attacks!
Stranger: It rips the chairs appart
Stranger: But I have no weapons left
Stranger: BUT LUCKILY FOR ME
Stranger: I know Krav Maga
You: go on. the narrater is enraptured with your skillz
Stranger: -character backstory time-
Stranger: I was once a child
Stranger: Hard to believe I know
Stranger: But
Stranger: I had a bear, and I was depressed.
Stranger: So I moved to Russia where eveyone is nice. And happy. And will gladly shave your back for a dollar.
Stranger: I was then captured and forced to learn Krav Maga in the Spetznaz.
You: can you eat the soup right out of the ashtrays if you want to?
Stranger: It’s okay. They’re clean.
Stranger: But unknown to them, I am related to Dragonuv from Tekken
Stranger: I was amazing at Krav Maga
Stranger: But then, a rabbid chair killed my master
Stranger: So I swore to hunt them down all my life.
You: whereupon they all decided to become mutants to enhance the narrative, of course
Stranger: EXACTLY
Stranger: But now, my mother is being held hostage by seven of them.
You: and the plot thickens…
You: blub
You: blub
Stranger: HOW DO YOU BEAT THEM?!
You: -the secret to defeating the super- ultra mutant chair Queen is to…sit-
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: WAY.
Stranger: *sits down on the ground.*
Stranger: DIE CHAIR.
You: you have won THE GAME! you get 4 extra credits
Stranger: SCREW YOU. O.e
You: It’s ok, you’re free now
Stranger: I’m going to go use those credits on DDR. >.>
You: I don’t blame you
Stranger: Shit’s fun.
You: I usually play with a controller. whilst eating chocolate. Fat litterally DRIPS off in my sweat
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Submitted by Daniel from USA

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Reminiscing The Good Old Days

December 25th, 2010
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You: hiya
Stranger: Hey hey
Stranger: remember that time when we made oh we made such sweet sweet sandwhiches?
You: they were truly delicious
Stranger: It was daytime
You: such a gorgeous day
Stranger: there was a blizzard
You: well it was a pretty blizzard
You: got to build a snow fort and everything
Stranger: the neighbor froze to death
You: eh never liked him anyway
Stranger: Ya
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Submitted by Jessica from USA

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I’ll Do Anything

December 25th, 2010
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Stranger: m 16 uk ill do anything
You: anything?
You: really
Stranger: yep
You: okay
You: Let’s see..
You: grab your mouse!
Stranger: ye
You: Already?
Stranger: ye
You: Okay, now bring the cursor till it hovers over the Disconnect button
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Submitted by Lenalee from Indonesia

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Pansy

December 25th, 2010
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Stranger: You’re a pansy
You: i like pansies, they are a beautiful flower
Stranger: Good
Stranger: Because you’ll live as one forever!
You: then it shall be a good life
You: short
You: but good
You: and i shall have thousands of children spread through the meadow by bees
Stranger: HUNDREDS OF BEES
You: THOUSANDS OF BEES
Stranger: Thousands of children?
Stranger: You sound like quite a slutty flower.
You: well, any bee can crawl on my face and rub themselves in my pollen
Stranger: Oooo Kinky
Stranger: Them getting all up in your dirty parts
You: oh yeah
Stranger: HARDER
You: then other pansies pollen can rub off on me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
You: no?
You: you don’t like my hermaphroditic properties?
Stranger: No!
Stranger: I loathe them :(
You: but
You: i can give and bear children
Stranger: I envy you.
You: i am the ultimate life form
You: you wish you were a pansy like me don’t you
You: DON’T YOU
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: except..
Stranger: You can’t be the ultimate life form!
Stranger: You can’t even grow a rockin’ stache.
You: CURSES
You: FOILD BY MY STACHLESSNESS
Stranger: Maybe one day pansies will evolve to grow moustaches.
Stranger: mustaches*
You: Mustaches of Pollen
You:
You: actually no
Stranger: D:?
You: that’s just weird
Stranger: Aw.
You: the pollen part
Stranger: Goodbye forever, Stranger.
You: farewell
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Submitted by Dan from Canada

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The Seer

December 25th, 2010
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You: I am the Seer. You may ask me one question and I will answer truthfully
Stranger: oh really?
You: Yes
Stranger: what’s gonna happen to me tomorrow Seer?
You: Sorry. You already used your one question.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: nice.
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Submitted by Michael from USA

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