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What is Your Fetish?

November 26th, 2010
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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: whats your fetish (before you ask, im f)
You: 80ies one hit wonders
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Submitted by Polankawielka from Slovakia

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Only Pokefans Will Get it

November 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Gary just dumped me
You: =\ Shit that sucks….
You: Do you need someone to talk to?
Stranger: Gary mother fucking oak dumped me man
Stranger: MAN
Stranger: IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Submitted by Fox[Furryboy] from USA

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Internet Missionary

November 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: Jesus Christ died for YOU!
You: I told that motherfucker I didn’t need him to do that!
Stranger: Woah, so you’re what…like 2000 years old?
You: yep. but i haven’t aged a day.
Stranger: But on a more serious note: He REALLY died. If you reject HIM, what will you say at the judgment day?
Stranger: Jesus said: “I am the way the truth and the life, no one comes to the Father except through Me.”
You: oh honey, don’t worry im going to hell. I won’t have a judgement day
Stranger: Man, you wouldn’t say that if you weren’t ignorant
You: ignorance is bliss.
Stranger: EVERYONE will stand before the judgment throne of God. No man will be able to skip that day
Stranger: Now that you know, the blood’s not on my hands
You: god job im a women then!
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Sarah from England

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Suddenly Birds

November 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: why do birds suddenly appear
Stranger: EVERYTIME
Stranger: YOU ARE NEAR?!
You: because I work in an aviary
Stranger: gr8.
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Submitted by Chris from UK

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Do You Get It?

November 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello, there.
You: Hi
You: I’m not there
You: What is my name
Stranger: Hello, here.
Stranger: Your name is you.
You: I’m telling you, What is my name
Stranger: Hello, what.
You: not you
You: who are you then?
Stranger: I’m not then.
Stranger: I am Sol.
You: Hi sol
Stranger: Hello.
You: Hello
Stranger: In any case…
You: what case
Stranger: Any of them.
You: briefcase?
Stranger: All of them.
Stranger: The world.
You: okay
You: i get it
Stranger: Do you?
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Submitted by Maro from Malaysia

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