You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: So let me see why they say you are so interesting
Stranger: bec idk how magnets work..
You: You know I don’t know that either
Stranger: maybe it is a miracle…..
Stranger: i dont wanna talk to you!
Stranger: ur getting me pissed
You: Oh man I’ve totally just initiated a science vs. religion fight against you
You: Damn, I only rolled 16
Stranger: ok well it is magic
Stranger: bec u cant even hold it
You: Alright, roll for the “it’s magic argument”
You: Remember that my logical mind give me +2 against arguments with no reason
Stranger: miracles happen each day
You: Alright, I’ll assume you want to use the “miracle from god” ability then?
Stranger: so even though it is a 1 i have faith, making it a 20
Stranger: quick draw my cross
You: That beats my S.C. (Sanity check)
You: I’m going to try SCIENCE!
You: I cause a huge explosion to occur using only the power of the atom
You: I think we’re both dead
Stranger: no i go to heavan
You: And since you believe in god you still exist in soul form while I go to oblivion/hell
You: You win the same prize everyone wins for winning an argument!
Stranger: just what i wanted
You: It’s the gift that doesn’t keep on giving
Stranger: i going to go to my church and tell them i beat someone on the internet
Stranger: they will be in awww
You: I’m sure that they will be
You: Make sure to explain in detail how the argument was won
Stranger: we still both dont know how magnets work….
You: Wikipedia says it can be either electricity, spinning particles or some other phenomina
You: And I think this prooves that wikipedia has become sentient and is attempting to overcome both religion AND science
Stranger: omg wiki = SkyNet
You: It’s gone beyond the point of no return
You: All we can do is pray
Stranger: we must fight on
Stranger: we r the only 2 ppl who know this
Stranger: we must spread our message
You: everyone in the world knows now
You: THE POWER OF THE INTERNET!
You: I just changed sky-net’s page on wikipedia
Stranger: im looking at the wiki
Stranger: where is the change
You: OH NO SKYNET MUST HAVE REALIZED MY PLAN AND CHANGED IT BACK!
You: OH NO, IT’S FOUND ME<ASDFJDSAJESAIR@)R#$W_TEIRGSZ
Stranger: we must tell the most powerful ppl on the tubes….
You: I WAs Of couRse JUst joKing
You: TheRE is No CausE fOr AlaRm
Stranger: DONT MAKE ME TELL
Stranger: didnt see that coming
You: WhErE CaN I FinD ThIs… /b/?
Stranger: i took ya for a btard
Stranger: i will never tell
Stranger: for the good ppl at 4chan will keep us safe
You: I WilL AcCeSS iT RigHt noW And…
Stranger: how do magnets work!
You: WHAT IS THIS!>!>ASDFD WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MEEEE!#$EWNTSKTAJGSDA
Stranger: or something more!
You: THIS IS TOO MUCH! OVERWHELMING STUPIDITY BEYOND COMPREHENAINTSNDKTDSNFASDKFNESRNJWOERKARDFASTHWE$R#(%_@%@U#$(#RUWE%#(%#@_%*@$^#(UERW_$#^Q#$%
You: Phew, ok I got control back
You: Looks like wikipedia just wasn’t prepared for what it saw
You: stronger than before
Stranger: i dont think we ever will
Stranger: and we will be stronger
Stranger: with spell check!
You: <looks off into the sunset as the credits roll – TERMINATOR 13, THE INSIDE THREAT>
You: Starring that one guy
You: and that other one guy
Stranger: as well as “you” and “stranger”
Stranger: btw saving this convo
You: I hope you post it somewhere
You: I’ve had better, though
Stranger: i have never had one go from dnd to terminator though
You: Well religion vs science to religion vs science to you winning an arguement to terminator
You: Trust me when I say…