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Pizza Delivery Guy

August 27th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: The doorbell rings. “Pizza delivery!” calls a girl’s voice.
You: Some dude named Jerry gets up to answer the door. he opens it. “oh hey sweet my pizza I ordered, how much?”, he asked smoothly.
Stranger: “Seven dollars,” she answered, flicking her long, brown ponytail over her shoulder. The name tag pinned on her white blouse read ‘Amy’.
You: “well okay.. Amy.. let me just get that real quick.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10 dollar bill. “Do you have change for a 10?”, he asked.
Stranger: “Umm… Yes!” She reached into her money purse and found three dollars.
You: “well wonderful.. have a good one and thanks!”, he said then closed the door in her face as hard as he could with all the force he could muster. He then walked over and sat hit pizza down on his coffee table and continued to watch shark week.
You: his*
Stranger: “Ow,” she muttered, rubbing her nose. “Loser.” She turned and walked away.
You: all of the sudden, a giant robot spider dolphin appeared over the hill opposite of Amy. “RAAAAWWWWRRR I EAT ONLY PEOPLE NAMED AMY!!!!”, it roared in Japanese.
Stranger: Amy casually removed her nametag.
You: the robot spider dolphin took a picture of amy and then sent it to its facebook page with the line “bout to eat me another amy doods”.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Shh from USA

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Wait, what?

August 27th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: How do you feel about gay men?
You: If you disconnect, you are in denial
You: if you don’t, you still are.
Stranger: wait what?
You: :)
You: So what will it be, disconnect, or stay?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: how boutttt….
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Stranger from Unknown

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Dubious Drummer

August 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello
You: *starts playing the drums*
Stranger: Do you have breasts?
Stranger: Me touchy touchy…
Stranger: *puts hands in grabbing motion*
You: *looks up while still playing the drums*
Stranger: Come here!!!
You: JUST A SEC!!! *beats the shit out of the drums*
Stranger: You’re a lady right?
You: *puts down drum sticks* nope I’m a guy but you can still touchy touchy if you know what I mean *winks*
Stranger: Faggot
Stranger: Die
You: *gets up and starts walking towards the stranger*
You: ahem
Stranger: I’ll sock you out
You: smoochie smoochie
You: *raises out arms*
Stranger: *socks you hard in the head*
Stranger: *runs*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Jimmy from USA

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ASL What?

August 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: asl
You: *pulls out a pistol*
You: *aims it towards you*
You: whats that?
Stranger: ahhhhhhh
Stranger: age sex location
You: Oh! *puts pistol back into pocket*
You: 21/m/usa
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Jimmy from USA

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The Robbery

August 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: THIS IS A ROBBERY!!!
Stranger: Heyy
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: thats not good.
You: EMPTY THE REGISTER!
Stranger: No!
Stranger: im calling the cops!
You: DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
You: *takes pistol out of pocket*
Stranger: Ok ok.
Stranger: you can have it
You: *points at your forehead*
You: GO ON!
Stranger: *gives you all the money*
Stranger: every last penny
You: *puts in bag*
Stranger: hides under counter
You: Thank you :)
You: Have a nice day.
Stranger: Oh no worries man!
Stranger: anytime
You: But seriously.
You: *Shoots you in the forehead*
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: damn.
Stranger: *makes a sick fall to the floor, hitting the register with her head on the way down*
You: Hahahaha!
You: *takes wallet*
Stranger: damn.
im not having a good day.
You: Sorry ma’am. Need the cash to pay for a blender.
You: *pees on cash register*
Stranger: couldnt you have just taken the blender?
You: I could of. But I di….. HOW ARE YOU STILL TALKING?
Stranger: *silence.*
You: Good….
You: *knocks items off of shelves*
You: TALK AGAIN! I’M LONELY!
Stranger: come on man.
your really disrespecting the store.
You: I’m sorry. *kisses items and places them on shelves*
You: BETTER?
Stranger: *im dead, cant talk.*
You: Oh sorry. *throws cash on your face*
You: HA
Stranger: .
You: ****!!!! THE COPS ARE HERE! WHAT DID YOU DO?
Stranger: *im dead, i dont know*
You: Well, have a goodnight dead lady.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Mikey W. from USA

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