You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 19m looking for a smart and fun girl, guy, or anything in between to roleplay with. How about it’s our first day as college roommates? What kind of year will it be? :]
You: I see you as im unpacking my things
You: you look really cute.
You: youre trying to roleplay on omegle..
You: till the end of the earth
Submitted by AndrewBrown from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YOU FAILED LAST TIME I PUT YOU IN
Stranger: NO MORE CHANCES
You: “Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!”
You: Cant ya hear the cheerin!
Stranger: Fine one last time
Stranger: what have we got to lose
Stranger: WATCH OUT FOR THAT ROCK
You: *wakes up from coma*
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: ENJOY YOUR MINIMUM WAGE JOB
You: I dont even know what year it is!
You: im late for that football game!
Stranger: There is a movie about your fail
You: really? Dude i gotta rent that
Submitted by Erick from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Whats your sign baby face?
Stranger: i don’t know your places…
You: oh ho ho playing hard to get ‘eh?
You: this is what i get for not hiring a hooker!!!
Stranger: hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………………..
You: Sooo can i buy you a hypothetical drink?
You: perhaps a proverbial anti-pasta
You: why you gotta be suck a dick? Is it because you dont know what the word proverbial mean?
You: Or did you just not get enought love as a child?
You: dead you . . . My god you amaze me with you gramatically correct sentences! Let me revel in your glory !
You: mmmmmmmmmm the warm glow of ignorance!
You: Again another perfectly formed phrase Is it a burden being that brilliant or did the meth your mother must have enjested allow your brain to form to its natural state with out you know silly things like social skills?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Vanbarcor from USA
(65 votes, score: 3.92)
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