You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: how r u?naughty girl?
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Submitted by Wolfy from Indonesia
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: *gasp* NO WAY!?
Stranger: but everyone knows
Stranger: waldo is t literate to cuss
You: Damn straight nigga, I’m Odlaw!
You: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAA
Submitted by ButtMonkey from Australia
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: IDK, ARE YOU REFFERING TO CHOCOLATE BALLS?
Stranger: OR DODGE BALLS?
Stranger: CAUSE DODGE BALLS RULE!!1111
Stranger: YES I ILIKE CHOCOLATE
Stranger: I MEAN WHO DOESN’T RIGHT
You: I TURN GREEN AND MY MUSCLES START TO GROW AND I GET VERY ANGRY
Stranger: HULK, IS THAT YOU?
You: OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW
You: AWWW SHIT YALL GOT ME
Stranger: YOUR MOM HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU LIKE CRAZY
Stranger: SHE CALLED CHRIS HANSEN HOPING HE WOULD HELP
Stranger: IT WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS HULK, HOW COULD YOU NOT NOTICE….
You: I WAS REAL HUNGRY SO I EAT THIS PIE
You: AND IT HAD CHOCOLATE AND WELL YOU KNOW
You: BUT GOOD THING I DIDINT HIT MA COMPUTER
Stranger: OH GOOD THING, I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK THERE THINKING YOU MIGHT HAVE HIT THE COMPUTER
You: OR ELSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN HULK SMASHED
Stranger: SO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HULK
You: WELL I WAS IN MEXICO FOR A WHILE NO WOULD NOTICE A BIG GREEN GUY SOMBRERO
Stranger: OH I KNOW RIGHT…SO TRUE
Stranger: I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE RUN OFF WITH THAT GIRL YOU WERE SEEING
Stranger: MUST HAVE BEEN A LITTLE AWKARD HUH
You: WELL MY HEART RATE WENT UP AND WELL THERE YOU GO END OF STORY
Stranger: MAYBE SHE DIDN’T MIND…
Stranger: SHE SEEMED TO ACCEPT YOU JUS THE WAY YOU WERE
You: YA I KNOW WHO WOULD HAVE KNOW A PENIS CAN TARE A GIRL RIGHT IN TWO
Stranger: THEY SHOULD MAKE SOME INFOMERCIALS ABOUT THAT
You: SHE DID TILL HER GUTTS WERE ALL OVER THE PLACE
Stranger: MUST HAVE BEEN GORY
You: I HAD MY WAY WITH HER ANYWAYS
Stranger: HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING HULK AGAIN?
Stranger: YOU PROMISED YOU WOULND’T
Stranger: HULK YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK
You: YOU SOME BEER AND A LITTLE REDBULL
You: OH MAN WHO GAVE ME THIS REDBULL
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: THINK OF MARHTA STEWART HULK
You: FREAKIN HUUUUUULLLLKKKKK SMMMMMAAAAASSSSHHHHH!
Submitted by Hulk from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what is it that you sell?
You: Ohh i have many things, musical instruments, time machine, swords, and much much more!
You: I sell pretty much everything to be honest.
Stranger: Oooh, I’ll take the time machine! How much?
You: That’ll be 1,000,000,000 dollars.
You: Cash check or credit?
Stranger: Well I’m British so how much is that in pounds?
You: One moment please, doing my caclulations
You: That’ll be 691,156,621.32 pounds!
Stranger: Damn it! Can’t I have it for free?
You: Well I’m not s’pose to do this but…
You: But be careful, don’t go out and kill your grandfather now.
You: We’re still not quite sure how to handle paradoxes.
Stranger: Ah, okay. I’ll try to be careful. Thank you!
You: You’re welcome my friend!
You: Be careful, and i hope to see you again!
Stranger: Thanks again (:
Submitted by James from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: very happy penguin
Stranger: watch polar bears dance
Stranger: by antarctic explorers
Stranger: a case of snowherpes
Stranger: phone the publishers
Stranger: I’m proud of us :)
You: there going to want a sequel
Stranger: extrordinarily hard, hairy
Stranger: blisters on them
Stranger: toes behind their
Stranger: been set ablaze
Stranger: of confused muslims
Stranger: secretly cat lovers
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Submitted by Callum from Australia
(47 votes, score: 3.72)
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