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Will Smith Saves The Day

May 23rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ZOMBIES
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: *PULLS OUT MACHINE GUN*
Stranger: WHERE?!
You: OUTSIDE?
You: ASIF YOU CANT SEE THEM
You: THEY ARE OVERRUNNING THE TOWN!
You: THEY TOOKED MY DOG :’(
Stranger: *BLINDLY FIRES OUT WINDOW AND SHOOTS THE LIVING SHIT (HAHA FUNNY CAUSE THEY ARENT ALIVE NO MORE) OUT OF THE ZOMBIES*
You: *RUNS OUTSIDE WITH FLAMETHROWER AND BURNS THE ZOMBIES*
You: THERES TOO MANY OF THEM!
Stranger: *CALLS WILL SMITH*
You: MY SAVIOUR!
You: KILL THEM WILL SMITH!
You: SACRIFICE YOUR SELF WITH A GRENADE!!!!!!!
Stranger: *HE SACRIFICES HIMSELF WITH A GRENADE*
You: thank god thats over
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Blake from Australia

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Discarded Superhero Names

May 23rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: suck my dick girl?
You: That’s an odd name for a superhero…
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Leela from India

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1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (255 votes, score: 4.69)
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Horses

May 23rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:hello
Stranger: hello random stranger :)
You: what do you like?
Stranger: Horses.
Stranger: You?
You: i like glue
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Steffen from USA

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Broforce

May 23rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: sup bro
You: not much man
You: broforce?
Stranger: Brofist?
You: hell yeah
You: POW!
You: BRO TO THE FOURTH POWER!
Stranger: BROSEIDON, GOD OF THE BROCEAN!?!
You: YEAH!
You: FOOOOOTBAAAAAALL!
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: I LOVE MAKING ROSTERS
You: BEEEEEER!
Stranger: I LOVE DRINKING EXTRAORDINARY AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL
You: VIRGIN CHEERLEADERS!
Stranger: I LOVE DEFLOWERING HOT BITCHES
You: GAY SEX!
Stranger: I LOVE STICKING IT IN HOLES OF VARIOUS SIZES
You: YEAH!
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: AMERICA
You: BROSAURUS!
Stranger: BRODUDE
You: BROCK
Stranger: LESNAR!?!
You: RANSEL?!?
You: MAN
Stranger: DUDE
You: IM GONNA GO POP SOME CHERRIES WHILE DRINK BEER AND PLAYING MADDEN
You: SEE YOU LATER BROOOOO!
Stranger: I LOVE YOU BRO
You: MEET YOU IN THE FRAT HOUSE! TOGA TOGA TOGA
You: BROHUG!
You: NOT GAY
You: TOTALLY MANLY HUG!
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: FOOOOOOOOOOOTBAWLZ!
You: but seriously
Stranger: srsly?
You: Totally putting this on a conversation website
You: cause broness is awesome
Stranger: Do it
Stranger: FOR GREAT JUSTICE
You: INORITE?!
Stranger: FUK YEA
You: YEAAAAAH!
You: but still, it was fun man
You: see ya
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Nate from USA

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Unsuitable Chat Partner

May 23rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: If you’re a horny guy/girl, can’t speak good english, miss words, homophobic or types ‘asl’, please disconnect. (:
Stranger: opposite
Stranger: of that
You: ah, good. :D
You: I like you already
Stranger: someon normal
Stranger: finally
You: haha
You: there’s rare with normal people here
Stranger: i know
Stranger: its gay
You: haha what
Stranger: dont ask…
Stranger: im guessin youre a girl
You: You know, if you compare something that’s bad with the word gay then I would be guessing you’re homophobic
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Felicia from Sweden

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