You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Stranger: *PULLS OUT MACHINE GUN*
You: ASIF YOU CANT SEE THEM
You: THEY ARE OVERRUNNING THE TOWN!
You: THEY TOOKED MY DOG :’(
Stranger: *BLINDLY FIRES OUT WINDOW AND SHOOTS THE LIVING SHIT (HAHA FUNNY CAUSE THEY ARENT ALIVE NO MORE) OUT OF THE ZOMBIES*
You: *RUNS OUTSIDE WITH FLAMETHROWER AND BURNS THE ZOMBIES*
You: THERES TOO MANY OF THEM!
Stranger: *CALLS WILL SMITH*
You: KILL THEM WILL SMITH!
You: SACRIFICE YOUR SELF WITH A GRENADE!!!!!!!
Stranger: *HE SACRIFICES HIMSELF WITH A GRENADE*
You: thank god thats over
Submitted by Blake from Australia
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: suck my dick girl?
You: That’s an odd name for a superhero…
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Leela from India
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello random stranger :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Steffen from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BRO TO THE FOURTH POWER!
Stranger: BROSEIDON, GOD OF THE BROCEAN!?!
Stranger: I LOVE MAKING ROSTERS
Stranger: I LOVE DRINKING EXTRAORDINARY AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL
You: VIRGIN CHEERLEADERS!
Stranger: I LOVE DEFLOWERING HOT BITCHES
Stranger: I LOVE STICKING IT IN HOLES OF VARIOUS SIZES
You: IM GONNA GO POP SOME CHERRIES WHILE DRINK BEER AND PLAYING MADDEN
You: SEE YOU LATER BROOOOO!
You: MEET YOU IN THE FRAT HOUSE! TOGA TOGA TOGA
You: Totally putting this on a conversation website
You: cause broness is awesome
Stranger: FOR GREAT JUSTICE
You: but still, it was fun man
Submitted by Nate from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: If you’re a horny guy/girl, can’t speak good english, miss words, homophobic or types ‘asl’, please disconnect. (:
You: there’s rare with normal people here
Stranger: im guessin youre a girl
You: You know, if you compare something that’s bad with the word gay then I would be guessing you’re homophobic
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Felicia from Sweden