You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: it looks like we meet face to face
You: finally i have found u
Stranger: Dammit you found me.
Stranger: I was hidden so well!!! Who told you, was it that guy in the cowboy hat? Or the clown?!
Stranger: Wh-what will you do to mehh..?
You: ill b seein u again in 8 years
You: when u die of asphyxiation
You: u have evaded me for o so long
Stranger: You will not be seeing me agian…I must go hide on the last page, no one shall find me there!
You: ur a marked man waldo
You: u can no longer hide
Stranger: I…I…..I won’t believe it!
You: ive offered sherlock holmes his soul back
You: in return for hunting u
Stranger: …no…I thought I got rid of him in my third book…
Stranger: How can you do such a thing?!
You: well u see his bodie is gone
You: he is inhabiting robert downie jr’s body
Stranger: God, you monster! Do you realizw what you’ve done?!
You: how else do u think he could have portrayed his character so well?
Stranger: …I will live, I will do everything possible to run away, to hide and never be caught.
Stranger: I’m persistant. You of all peopl eknow that.
You: u of all ppl should know that
Stranger: Touche, demon. But why do you cower behind a human being, why not kill me yourself.
You: i would if it wasnt for those meddling kids and there stupid dog casting a protection charm on u
Stranger: Of course…well. I’m sure that I will not be found. If I am GOING to kill my captor.
You: u shall never acomplish such a task u treacherous swine
You: u were once my favorite demon and my right hand man
Stranger: U disgusting spawn of hell.
You: but now u have joined the ranks of the mortals
You: no more disgusting than u, u half human meatsack
Stranger: I know. I have seen rhe light, it revealed what was under the darkness.
Stranger: Mortality is resiliant. They can continue without a leader, you. If you’re killed your entire army dies.
You: well now that u have seen it
Stranger: God protect me!!11
Stranger: You cannot capture me demon!
Stranger: I am, WALDO!!!!
You: that may b so but im not a mere demon
You: im satan the master of all demons
Stranger: You are the scum of the universe, not even you can like yourself
You: what?! u dare speak to me like that
Stranger: Look at yourself, shine light upon your face.
Stranger: It will reveal what yo u are
Stranger: Have you ever wondered what you look like, the light tells you.
Stranger: I know you want to know!!!!
You: i do not! i never want to know!
Stranger: Because you are afraid?!!!
Stranger: YOU ARE, CONQUER THIS FEAR, THE LIGHT!
You: u r quite wise waldo
You: but that wont stop me
You: holmes pull the trigger
Stranger: Neither will your Holmes, pulls out bomb on chest.
Stranger: *BULLET HUTS BOMB*
You: well this looks like the end for me, u, sherlock holmes, and robert downie jr
Stranger: Goodbye. it’s been fin
Stranger: I hope to see you, another time. Pherhaps on better circumatances
Stranger: Goodbye, I say.
You: so now u must press disconnect
Stranger: *dramatic music*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.