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Surplus Trouble

May 29th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20 m usa, save you some trouble.
You: trouble saved
You: now what do I do with this excess trouble?
Stranger: what
You: Well I saved some trouble, now i have a surplus of trouble that I don’t know what to do with.
Stranger: what i people on this so fucking weird
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by B from Canada

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Confrontation

May 29th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello waldo
You: it looks like we meet face to face
You: finally i have found u
Stranger: Dammit you found me.
Stranger: I was hidden so well!!! Who told you, was it that guy in the cowboy hat? Or the clown?!
You: u see waldo
You: i am satan
Stranger: =O
Stranger: Shit, noo!
Stranger: Wh-what will you do to mehh..?
You: ill b seein u again in 8 years
You: when u die of asphyxiation
Stranger: WHAT?!
You: u sneeky bastard u
You: u have evaded me for o so long
Stranger: You will not be seeing me agian…I must go hide on the last page, no one shall find me there!
You: too late
You: ur a marked man waldo
You: u can no longer hide
You: u see
Stranger: I…I…..I won’t believe it!
You: ive offered sherlock holmes his soul back
You: in return for hunting u
Stranger: …no…I thought I got rid of him in my third book…
Stranger: How can you do such a thing?!
You: well u see his bodie is gone
Stranger: DEMON!
You: the best of all
Stranger: What?
You: he is inhabiting robert downie jr’s body
Stranger: God, you monster! Do you realizw what you’ve done?!
You: how else do u think he could have portrayed his character so well?
You: yes
You: i do
Stranger: …I will live, I will do everything possible to run away, to hide and never be caught.
You: too late
Stranger: I’m persistant. You of all peopl eknow that.
You: o i do know that
You: but so am i
You: u of all ppl should know that
Stranger: Touche, demon. But why do you cower behind a human being, why not kill me yourself.
You: i would if it wasnt for those meddling kids and there stupid dog casting a protection charm on u
Stranger: Of course…well. I’m sure that I will not be found. If I am GOING to kill my captor.
You: u shall never acomplish such a task u treacherous swine
You: u were once my favorite demon and my right hand man
Stranger: U disgusting spawn of hell.
You: but now u have joined the ranks of the mortals
You: no more disgusting than u, u half human meatsack
Stranger: I know. I have seen rhe light, it revealed what was under the darkness.
Stranger: Mortality is resiliant. They can continue without a leader, you. If you’re killed your entire army dies.
You: well now that u have seen it
You: u MUST die
Stranger: God protect me!!11
You: too late
Stranger: *runs*
You: holmes get him!
Stranger: You cannot capture me demon!
Stranger: I am, WALDO!!!!
Stranger: *RAWR*
You: that may b so but im not a mere demon
Stranger: You’re right
You: im satan the master of all demons
Stranger: You are less
Stranger: You are the scum of the universe, not even you can like yourself
You: what?! u dare speak to me like that
Stranger: Look at yourself, shine light upon your face.
You: never
Stranger: It will reveal what yo u are
You: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Have you ever wondered what you look like, the light tells you.
Stranger: I know you want to know!!!!
You: i do not! i never want to know!
Stranger: Because you are afraid?!!!
You: yes
Stranger: YOU ARE, CONQUER THIS FEAR, THE LIGHT!
You: u r quite wise waldo
You: but that wont stop me
You: holmes pull the trigger
You: *bang*
Stranger: Neither will your Holmes, pulls out bomb on chest.
Stranger: *BULLET HUTS BOMB*
You: *explosion*
You: well this looks like the end for me, u, sherlock holmes, and robert downie jr
Stranger: Indeed.
You: goodbye old friend
Stranger: Goodbye. it’s been fin
Stranger: fun*
You: yes
You: yes it has
Stranger: I hope to see you, another time. Pherhaps on better circumatances
You: as do i
Stranger: Circumstances*
Stranger: Goodbye, I say.
Stranger: One
You: goodbye
Stranger: last
Stranger: time
You: so now u must press disconnect
Stranger: *dramatic music*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Jelinek from USA

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Forbidden Love

May 23rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello !
You: HEY THERE
Stranger: What are you ?
You: a carrot/chair cross
You: you?
Stranger: I’m a mermaid.
You: aww, that’s beautiful
You: not gunna lie, I look pretty ugly..what with my mother being a carrot and my father a chair..
Stranger: If they love each other, itøs okay
Stranger: it’s*
You: very true..that’s how they feel, and also how i feel..but their families are a little less accepting
Stranger: Sad
You: the neighbouring green pepper married a pencil, and they were shunned, chased out of town with sticks and bricks..it was rather unpleasant
Stranger: I just don’t understand why people can’t just leave them alone !
You: I know..i mean..if they love each other, that should be the only thing that matters, right? theres a ‘crossovers’ bar downtown..its less of a bar, more of a family restaurant, but thats where everyone who has fell in love with something of a different species and pursued it goes
You: we’re really just like one big family now
Stranger: Yeah, we can’t stop em !
You: there’s the angel that married the horse and had kids..i’m not sure of the angels name, but the horse is called Patrick..anyway, my point is, they’re in love and their kids..their kids are the most beautiful creatures alive! so beautiful!
Stranger: Exactly !!
Stranger: But i’m sad to say, i have to go, it’s 3 am here and i’ve got to get some sleep. You write really really good english and you’re awesome.
You: Aww, thank you :) This was a brilliant conversation, and i’m gunna upload it to www.omegleconversations.com haha ;D good night! x
Stranger: Heheh, see you never<3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Linzi from UK

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Menacing Brown Clouds

May 23rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Heyy
You: Can you tell me why the clouds outside my house are brown?
You: That’s not normal, is it?
Stranger: Ohhh god. I’m afraid you’re in big trouble dear..
You: Why is that?
Stranger: Brown clouds = no good . very very very no good.
You: What’s going to happen?
Stranger: Only god knows, only god knows. But you better prepare because… no good. very very very no good, dear… Did they talk to you? Tell me….
You: Did who talk to me? Nobody talked to me.
You: Oh god, was someone supposed to talk to me?
Stranger: They did not talk to you! Oh lord…… Eat cheese. Eat lots of cheese.
You: What kind? Is chedder all right?
Stranger: NO!
You: Swiss?
Stranger: No… I don’t think so… Goat cheese would be good. Eat the goat too, it might help.
You: BUT I DON’T HAVE A GOAT
You: OH GOD
You: OH GOD
Stranger: EAT YOUR CAT, YOUR DOG, YOUR KID… whatever walks on four legs and smells! HURRY! You fool!
You: BUT I DON’T WANT TOO!!!! I WUV MY KITTY
Stranger: YOU DON’T HAVE A CHOICE. It would eat you if it had a chance. SO HURRY! oh dear… They did not talk to you…. EAT IT. NOW.
You: ok
You: ok
You: I’ll go get it….
You: Ok, I’ve got my cat.
You: wait nevermind lol, the clouds are gone
Stranger: ……………………………….. oh god.
Stranger: Eat it anyway. ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Kyle from USA

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Conversation of Win

May 23rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Ask me anything. I promise I’ll asnwer.
Stranger: what is the meaning of life?
You: 42
Stranger: nicely done.
You: thank you
Stranger: what is 2 divided by 0?
You: a sideways 8
Stranger: hmm…
You: well, the limit of 2/0 is a sideways 8
Stranger: true, but I’m thinking of other questions
Stranger: who am I?
You: A figment of my imagination
Stranger: astounding.
Stranger: you, sir, has a win.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Alexis from USA

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