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Brainstorming

March 4th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey there
You: how are you ? :)
Stranger: pretty tired. and yourself?
You: yeah kinda the same
You: bit hungry aswell
Stranger: ah! i love food! you should eat something delicious
Stranger: like icecream
You: was thinking of
You: cookies perhaps
You: but they’re all out
Stranger: what kind??
You: chocolate ones :D
Stranger: the best kind!
You: always
You: i had some chips aswell
You: but greedy me didn’t consider future self
Stranger: plain or BBQ?
You: when i ate them yesterday
Stranger: ah hahahaha
You: whats the difference ? :p
Stranger: between plain and BBQ chips???
You: ahh
You: thought you meant cookies
You: haha
Stranger: oh lol. EW!!!! BBQ cookies????
You: BBQ cookies xD
You: haha yeah
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: we should paton that. it might be the next big thing
You: Stranger’s BBQ cookies
Stranger: HA!
Stranger: we need a slogan..
You: we should have some cool art on the cookie boxes
You: yeah
Stranger: lol you do the art and ill work on the slogan!
Stranger: hmmmm
You: i’m thinking explosions
You: big ones
You: with a fiery text, red orange and yellow color shades
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA good idea! it will show we mean buisness
You: exactly !
You: and you’d instantly realize it was BBQ cookies aswell
You: with the fire
Stranger: i like the way you think!
Stranger: maybe for the slogan.. Stranger’s BBQ Cookies.. share one with a stranger today! or.. Stranger’s BBQ Cookies [AMAZING] <<because it really only needs one word to describe them!
You: hahaha yeah !
You: AMAZING
You: it describes them perfectly
Stranger: lol
You: plain and simple
You: i like it
You: haha
Stranger: lol and i LOVE the design!
You: yeah
You: you n me, partner
Stranger: :D
You: we’d need a marketing strategy aswell tho
You: any ideas ?
Stranger: hmmm im not exactly sure.. do you have any idea how we should go about doing that?
You: well, i say we aim for anyone between the ages of infant to corpse
You: so
You: that means we need to come up with something that appeals to everyone
You: what do people like ?
You: something everyone has
You: are dreams, right ?
Stranger: hahahahhahahah sorry i got side track with the infant to corpse thing : Stranger’s BBQ Cookies [AMAZING] for those from infants to corpse HAHAHAHAHHA
You: hahaha xD
You: lool
You: AMAZING !!
You: xD
Stranger: AGREED!!!
Stranger: lol dreams… we should advertise in peoples dreams, then everyone would know about them :)
You: hahaha, that would be the ultimate marketing strategy lol
Stranger: lets do it then, if we can make BBQ cookies, then we can advertise in peoples dreams!
You: WE INTERRUPT YOUR DREAM FOR A SHORT BROADCAST;
“Stranger’s BBQ Cookies [AMAZING] for those from infants to corpses, HELL YEAH”
Stranger: YES!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!
Stranger: you have just become my most favorite person on omegle ever. I hope your aware of how cool that makes you. hahahaha
You: hahaha thank you !! :D
Stranger: lol
You: you’re awesome too lol
Stranger: well thank you haha
Stranger: okay are we forgetting anything?? we have advertisements, and a product
You: mhmmmm
You: lets see
You: distribution
You: the way we ship the cookies
You: i say storks
You: they’ve been proved successfull with all the baby shipping
Stranger: of corse! how else would we do it????
You: ooo and they can have this advertisment banderoll we attach to them
Stranger: good idea!! as if dreams arent enough, lets to that too!! maybe once every month or so, we can get a giant elephant and attach billions of balloons to him to advertise as well, we can paint on him!
You: DAMN, thats a great idea loool
You: or !!
You: we can have a theme week every month
You: just send every type of animal we find up in the sky with ballooons
Stranger: YES!
You: like an aerial zoo !!
Stranger: GOOD IDEA!!! you are brilliant!! we can even fill the balloons with samples and pop a few while the animal is mid-air so people can try it!!
You: hahaha yeah !! with small tiny explosive devices that shoots fire :D for a more genuine BARBEQUE feel !
Stranger: AHAHA good!!! let everyone FEEL the experience!!!
You: this is the most awesome product, ever
You: lol
Stranger: hahaha i know!!!!
You: do you think my partner mind telling me his/her name ? haha :D
Stranger: her name is Marie. and my partners name? :)
You: mauricio ! ^^
You: marie and mauricio presents “Stranger’s BBQ Cookies [AMAZING] for those from infants to corpses, HELL YEAH”
You: i love that
Stranger: me too!!!!!
You: our names kinda fit aswell lol !
You: great success ! xD
Stranger: this is fate!!! its more the success.. its [AMAZING]
You: HAHA loooool
You: so true ! you brought tears to my eyes
You: its so wonderful
You: its [AMAZING] !!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: LOL! there are tears in my eyes as well. this is beautiful !
You: truly a moment to remember :D i would send you a flying animal on fire with cookies if i could, haha
Stranger: i would send you a BBQ cookie if i could. we both deserve one right now!
You: haha daamn
You: i’m sooo hungry right now lol
You: all this talk of cookies
You: xD
Stranger: make some BBQ cookies!!! i hear they are filling, and if they arent, we can just change the recipe to make it filling!
You: hahaha yeah !
You: lets make the recipe
You: wouldn’t it be wonderful
Stranger: okay!
Stranger: first we need flour
You: if they can be both filling or not, depending on who ate them ?
You: so people who just want to taste it just can have how many they want to lol
You: and people who are hungry
You: gets filled !
Stranger: good idea!!!! so we need two kinds of BBQ cookies!! we are going to be rich and famous!
You: haha yeah
You: so ! flour !
Stranger: BBQ sauce!!
You: sugar too ?
You: ooo
Stranger: (regular)
You: very much BBQ sauce !
Stranger: yes sugar!!
Stranger: ummm milk??
You: alot of spices, do we want to make it hot or not ?
You: YEAH
You: milk !
You: lets go with milk :D
Stranger: okay!!
Stranger: should we through some pepper in there just for the hell of it?
You: SPANISH pepper ! the red ones :D
Stranger: okay!!!!
You: and some green ones too
You: lol
You: and some more BBQ sauce !
Stranger: you know what, lets just throw in any pepper we can find!!
Stranger: the hotter the better!
You: thats almost a worthy slogan of ours haha
You: the hotter the better
You: :D
Stranger: LOL we can have two slogans!!
You: yeah ! one for each version of our cookie ^^
Stranger: YEAH!!!
You: “Stranger’s BBQ Cookies [THE HOTTER THE BETTER] for those from infants to corpses, HELL YEAH”
You: ooo
You: and we need
You: butter too
Stranger: HAHAHA yes!
Stranger: yeah! lots of it!
Stranger: vaniella? like a teaspoon maybe?
You: a teaspoon sounds abit right i think
You: and some salt to that
You: oo
Stranger: eyah!
You: 20 eggs for each cookie aswell :D
Stranger: LOL!!! that can be for our filling cookies!!!
You: yeah !
You: people sure would get fed with them lol
You: i’m drooling right now
You: just the thought of our cookies
Stranger: HAHA awww!
You: mmmmmmmmm
Stranger: they do sound appatizing!
You: very much so ! i’ll probably dream about them aswell LOL
You: ahh
Stranger: me tooooooooo!!!!
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: of course we will!!! our dreams our sponsered by these cookise!
You: HAHAHA
You: omg xD
You: this is awesome loool
You: [AWESOME] in fact !! xD
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAH yes, yes it is. [AWESOME] indeed!
You: i’m going to start writing that when i think something is amazing lol
You: its great.. its amazing.. no, its .. [AWESOME]
You: lol xD
Stranger: me too! hahah inside joke between strangers!
Stranger: LOL ANOTHER GREAT SLOGAN!!! its great.. its amazing.. no, its .. [AWESOME]
You: haahhaha
You: we are good at this lol xD
Stranger: lol that,, we are!
You: HEY
You: i had a crazy idea
Stranger: okay!
Stranger: lets hear it!
You: what if we made a drink aswell ??
Stranger: hmmm interesting! what kind though? a play off of our cookie perhaps?
Stranger: maybe a cool down drink?
You: yeah, something to cool
You: hahah yeah
Stranger: from all that pepper
Stranger: hmmmm
You: it’ll go hand in hand with the cookies
Stranger: okay! lets think…
Stranger: umm
Stranger: well milk might be a factor in the drink perhaps? milk tends to cool things down reallll good. what do you think?
You: sure ! milk is kinda nice
You: and we could add some ice tooo
You: anything that is cold haha
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: hahahaha so possilby some snow?
You: YES
You: snow sounds great !
You: we’ll import the snow using our storks !
Stranger: HAHAHAHAH then we dont have to pay extra workers!!!
You: AHH
You: thats right !!
You: good storks lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what else is cold…. hmmmm
You: hard
You: hm
You: the night is cold
You: lets add some night to the drink !
You: lol
Stranger: good!! lets add some night!
You: and maybe a star
You: to spice it up abit
Stranger: LOL! but just a dab!
Stranger: we cant make it tooooo hot!
You: yes :D can’t have too much lol
Stranger: hahah
You: so we have milk, ice and snow, a little bit of a star and some night
Stranger: yep!
You: do we want to color the drink ?
Stranger: thats probably a good idea, the natural color might scare people
You: i wonder what’d it look like O_O
Stranger: hmmmmmm it might look like milky icesnow mixed with little starry night.HAHAHA
You: hahaha omg xD
You: THATS SCARY lol
Stranger: thats too much for people to handle!!
You: yes, only our two brilliant brains can handle the look !
You: because
You: we are
You:
Stranger: HAHA your right!
Stranger: you know, we can color every drink a different color. so that when people order it, they can be in suspense for what it will look like every time they get it!
You: [AMAZING]
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: haahah yes
Stranger: what should it be called?
You: and mix colors too !
Stranger: yes!
You: hmmmmmmmm
You: we need a perfect name to go with
“Stranger’s BBQ Cookies [AMAZING] for those from infants to corpses, HELL YEAH”
Stranger: hmmm
You: “Stranger’s BBQ something ? and thens logan”
Stranger: it should start with ‘strangers’ so people can identify that they go together
You: yeah
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah immm Strangers BBQ cool down? orrrr
Stranger: Stranger’s BBQ …
Stranger: um
Stranger: im stumped
You: hard one lol
Stranger: it really is! i think we are the only two people in the world who can handle all of this intense work. that probably why it was never invented before
You: HAHAHA
You: yeah thats why !! lol
Stranger: haha
You: maybe if we come up with synonyms to cool
You: freeze ?
You: chilly ?
Stranger: chilly!
You: AH
You: chilly can mean both hot and cool right ?
You: no wait
Stranger: hahah yes!!!! thats the brilliance of it!
You: thats chilli
You: lol
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: hmm
You: chilly and chilli
Stranger: hHAHAHA
You: but it can be a wordplay lol
Stranger: can we mix the two words perhaps?
You: chilliy ? xD
Stranger: LOL
You: Stranger’s BBQ Chilliy lol
You: and slogan ?? ^^
You: ooo
You: and art on the drink
You: lol
Stranger: Stranger’s BBQ Chilliy Drink? or leave out the drink. what do you think?
You: drink sounds better :D
You: Stranger’s BBQ Chilliy Drink !
Stranger: :D!!!!
You: with a little touch of night
You: lol
Stranger: NICE!!! that could be the slogan!!!!!!
You: hahah
Stranger: Stranger’s BBQ Chilliy Drink. with an added touch of night?
You: you’re good ! ahah
Stranger: lol as are yoU!
You: “Stranger’s BBQ Cookies [AMAZING] for those from infants to corpses, HELL YEAH”
“Stranger’s BBQ Chilliy Drink [AMAZING] with an added touch of night, HELL YEAH”
You: hahaha
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You: delivered by storks xD
You: and broadcast in dreams LOL
Stranger: and advertised in dreams and by flying animals!!!!
Stranger: hHAHAHAHAHA
You: hahahah
Stranger: i think we have a product on our hands
You: yeah and its a great product
You: awesome product
You:
You: [AMAZING] PRODUCT !!!!
You: hahaha
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (<<< Thats how excited I am)
You: hahahaha :DD
You: TAKE A CHILLIY DRINK TO COOL DOWN
You: LOL
You: xD
Stranger: HAHAHAHAH. its going to be so famous, they might even add the new word in the dictionary
You: hahah yeah
You: oh lol
You: this has been amazing lol
Stranger: i agree!!
You: i love you for this haha
You: alright, MARIE
You: i’m going to make some dinner now :D or i’m gonna starve lol
Stranger: lol okay sounds good. you have just made my day SOOOO much better.
Stranger: have an amazing.. [AMAZING] dinner :)
You: hahaha
You: live a good life lol :D and TAKE CARE of yourself ^^
Stranger: you too!! have a good day!!
You: Thanks :D
You have disconnected.

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Skin Tight Leather Leotard

March 4th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
You: ask me anything
Stranger: 19 m USA
Stranger: Dirty talk if f?
You: 19 f usa
You: yes, some bondage talk
You: but in this scenario.. im gonna play the role of an elderly man dressed in a skin tight leather leotard
You: ok?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Johnny Depp

March 4th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: could you please explain whats happening to me?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i can try
You: okay cause no one else will
You: okay so like whenever i like
You: see a picture of johnny depp
You: something weird happens to my penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Phillip from USA

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Worst Comeback Ever

March 4th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: if you asl me im gonna puke
Stranger: ok
You: how are you?
Stranger: good, u
You: I am fine thank you for asking
You: where are you from?
Stranger: scotland
Stranger: u/
You: sweden
You: so you like haggis
You: you have it every day
You: and you lost to wales in football last year
Stranger: ¬_¬!
You: haha
Stranger: urt mom BAKES PANCAKES AND I FUCKING AT THSEM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Ola from Sweden

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Nostalgia

March 2nd, 2010
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey there?
Stranger: *!
You: hello
Stranger: How’s it going?
You: good
You: you?
Stranger: Fine thanks.
You: good to hear
You: your well being is important to me
You: I am glad that you are fine
Stranger: Haha, so where are you from?
You: the us
Stranger: I’m in texas
You: Oregon
Stranger: Oregon trail!
You: oh shit
Stranger: Such a good game.
You: no one cares about the rugged beauty of our coastal landscape
You: but one shitty ass game gets made and we can’t live it down
You: sorry
You: but you don’t know how many times I get to hear about that game
Stranger: Oh, well, sorry. We were talking about it today in us history.
You: the game?
Stranger: Mhm
You: so for us history, when it comes to the part about the oregon trail, your teacher talks to you about the game?
Stranger: Haha, no, a kid just brought it up, and then we all started talking about playing it when we were little
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 16
You: wow, do i feel old
Stranger: Oh, I’m sorry?
You: don’t worry about it
You: its just that when i was learning about the Oregon Trail, I got to play the game for like maybe an hour because we only had one computer in my classroom.
You: the rest of the time was spent preparing our little fake covered wagons and filling them with little fake barrels of goods
You: so we could reinact the Oregon trail on our school playground.
Stranger: That’s awesome, we never made tiny wagons.
You: trust me, we all are better off with the game.
You: though I doubt your teachers give you popsicles when you reach oregon
Stranger: Dude, no! But that would be cool
You: yeah, educational computer games were in their infancy when I was in elementary school, so was educational computer use too.
You: lol
You: we used to do research for our school reports using encyclopedias and books
Stranger: Insane.
You: we have come so far, and yet I still complain because we don’t have flying cars
Stranger: I want one like in Harry potter.
You: I saw my first MP3 player in seventh grade and it held 40 songs and was the size of the power supply for my laptop
Stranger: Hahah, woah. I just found my old iPod mini the other day, it’s ridiculously heavy.
You: yeah
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 25
You: I dragged my original gameboy out the other day
You: its almost the size of a bible
Stranger: Hahah awesome
You: the Sega GameGear? Oh yeah, you could watch tv on it
You: for like two hours
You: it ate six AAs before you could get halfway through a game
Stranger: I don’t even remember those
You: lol
Stranger: I didn’t have any brothers for a while, so the first game thing I had was a gamecube
You: so you never had to literally blow out a cartridge in order to get it to play
Stranger: Nope
You: or have to restart from the very begining of the game everytime you turn your system on because cartridges didnt save
Stranger: That’s sad.
You: but we had a blast
You: when the super nintendo came out, it blew our minds that Donkey Kong could look so freaking real
Stranger: Hahaha
You: have you ever seen screan shots of donkey kong country?
Stranger: Mhm
You: yeah
You: cutting…edge….graphics
You: 32 bit baby
You: edge of your seat excitement
You: the original Firefox?
You: Oh man
You: kids you hardly knew would show up at your house wanting to play
Stranger: Hahah
You: and you were the cool kid because you had a super nintendo before any other kid on the block
You: or you stayed up for three days to get through the alternate realm on Super mario
Stranger: Haha
You: my first computer? IBM compatible, 5 1/4 and 3 1/2 drives. one color text only user interface. your could type your report and then print it out on a dot-matrix printer
You: you probably don’t even know what that means
Stranger: Not a clue.
You: no mouse
You: hows that sound
Stranger: Scary
Stranger: How do you do anything without a mouse?
You: you didn’t need it
You: the interface was text only
You: you had TYPE commands
You: run
You: exit
You: dir
You: c://
You: then my dad moved us out of the stone age
You: we got a brand new 2000 dollar computer
You: 233 mhz
You: 32 mb ram
You: no graphics card
You: windows 95 Bonus package
You: which means it came with a bunch of useless crap like Quickbook.
You: 56k dial-up modem
Stranger: Oh no
You: 4k a second was my best download speed
Stranger: So 9 years makes a lot of difference
You: yeah, I still think about the two minutes it took to log on to the internet
You: so I could look up information for a report
You: or play a telnet mud
You: valmost no games
Stranger: No idea what that is
You: Telnet muds?
You: MUD stands for multi-user dungeon
You: it was texted based rolplaying
You: a description of the room apeared on the screen
You: and you could type comands
Stranger: Ugh, i’ve gotta go! Sorry!
You: n- north e=east.
You: tell your friends
You: beware
Stranger: Alrighty
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