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Cheese, Goats and Ganja

March 31st, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE
Stranger: I LOVE CHEESE!
You: WHICH TYPE?
Stranger: ALL OF THEMMMM
You: ON PIZZA?
Stranger: YES!
You: OMG!
You: CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!
Stranger: I KNOW
You: TIME FOR A CELEBRATION!
You: CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!
Stranger: BEE BOO BOP!
Stranger: cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeseeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: ENTER THE CITY OF CHEESE, PARADE OF CHEESE
Stranger: do do do do!!!!!!!!!
You: Enter the King Cheddar!
You: And the Queen Mozarella!
Stranger: Princess Swiss
Stranger: !
You: And Prince… Goat!
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: speaking of goat… DO YOU LIKE GOATS?!
You: I LIKE GOATS.
You: MY NAME IS DAVE, THE CAVE. MASTER OF GOATS AND GANJA
Stranger: MY NAME IS FRAN, THE CAN. MASTER OF SHEEP AND UNICORNS
You: WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD OF CHEESE AND GOATS. AND GOAT CHEESE!
Stranger: YES WE SHALL. It shall be a cheesy universe filled with mysterious gouda wonders
You: BUT NO PIGS!
You: BEWARE OF PIGS!
Stranger: PIGS ARE NASTY PORKY FELLOWS
You: PIGS ARE THE DISASTER OF HUMANITY! GOATS SHALL RULE THE WORLD!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by UndercoverMischievousRacoon from USA

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Coppercab

March 31st, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi! Itsa me, Mario!
Stranger: GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!
You: WHAT THE FUCK?
Stranger: GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!
You: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
Stranger: GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!
You: Do you have mental illness?
Stranger: GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS! GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!
You: And yes, gingers have sould.
You: *souls
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You: Why do you keep insisting gingers have soulds
You: *souls
You: Are you with Reggae Mortis?
Stranger: i am making fun of coppercab
You: Oh ok
Stranger: that ginger from youtube
You: Ima put this on omegleconversations.com seriously
You: You freaked me out preety bad
Stranger: go ahead asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Mr. Personman from USA

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Dutch Oven

March 30th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what’s up?
You: So we meet again, stranger.
Stranger: indeed
You: This time I shall defeat you.
Stranger: never
Stranger: they don’t call me quick-draw mcgraw for nothing
You: *Sits on quick-draw’s face and he suffocates to death*
You: Too slow.
Stranger: GAH DUTCH OVEN
Stranger: i’m going..
Stranger: argh
Stranger: tell my kids…
Stranger: they’re not mine…
Stranger: argh.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Arther from UK

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Wet Pussy

March 30th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: hey stranger
Stranger: my puusssyyyy got wett since i met u… <3 so pls deal with this plssss
You: oh no! your poor kitty! have you trie using a blow drier?
You: or a towel
You: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Marissa from USA

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Pokeman

March 30th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: هاي، هاو ار يوو
You: A WILD ARABIAN APPEARS!
You: STRANGER USED ENGLISH
Stranger: hahaha wat?
You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Stranger: wat is?
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Andreas from Norway

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