You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i heard about ur fish. how is he?
You: he died…i just got back from the funeral
Stranger: at least some people give fish funerals
You: always. its a sin not to
Stranger: but all my fish die quicker than i can bury them
Stranger: u see, i live on a fish farm
Submitted by Nat P from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I’ll answer any 5 questions you want truthfully, but please don’t ask for asl
You: have you heard of nicokill?
You: its a nicotine supplement
You: it says here its side effect is becoming a dinosaur
You: it says it takes 2 hours to take effect
You: i hope i dont become a raawwwwwaargraaahhhhhhharggggghhhhaggghagafagahahaha
You: i a freaking dinosawwwwwrrrrrrrwrwgggggghggagagahhhhhh
Stranger: yep, definitely sounds painful
Stranger: I’m gonna run away now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Basheed from Malaysia
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for a bad guy
You: you’re looking for a bad guy right?
You: i’m as bad as they get
Submitted by Kat from USA
(24 votes, score: 3.46)
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