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We Have a Winner

February 10th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Odds are that you are fucked in the head
Stranger: hey, are you a horny girl with msn ?
You: DING
You: we have a winner
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Jake from USA

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Had Enough?

February 10th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: perv!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Hans from Germany

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Attitude

February 10th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, if you are my opposite sex and are 18 or older, I will show you myself naked on MSN?ASL?
You: hmmm
You: I am thinking
You: maybe you are totally hot and this would be worthwile. Then I think to myself, perhaps he is so hideous that I will fucking die right here from the shock
You: do I want to risk my life?
You: No, no I dont.
You: So fuck off
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Rae from Mexico

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A Lawyer

February 9th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i’m a lawyer
You: i’m not
You: this has been nice.
You: i really enjoyed this.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: that was an honour
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Samantha from Canada

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Dictionary entry: Take a Dump on Ones Mother

February 9th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 109, f, us.
You: hello?
Stranger: o_O! 109??
You: yes dear.
Stranger: well, and I though the mommies where in our imagination…
You: wait just a second dear
You: im taking a dump on ur mum…
Stranger: ok, now wait you a second
You: hahahaa
Stranger: i am looking up in a dictionary that
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Eddie from Israel

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