February 22nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: m chinese
You: im male
You: wat up
Stranger: You’re Chinese? As in, from China?
You: im chinese
You: but im from canada
Stranger: Well that’s good then.
Stranger: You’re not a fucking commie, are you?
You: for 11 years
Stranger: Can’t trust people these days.
You: for being a commie?
Stranger: Especially the god damned Chinese.
You: isn’t that big to paranoid
Stranger: WELL USUALLY.
Stranger: I trust the average citizen.
You: hey ur talking to one rite here
You: wtf man
Stranger: But the Chinese? You can’t trust them.
Stranger: Bunch of godless commies.
You: they’re not
You: we hate communism
You: no one likes it
You: it suks balls
Stranger: And how do I know you’re just not a communist spreading misinformation?
Stranger: One day, you’ll be getting in our good books.
Stranger: THEN BA<.
Stranger: NUKES OUT THE ASS.
Stranger: SHOULDN’T HAVE TRUST THE FUCKING CHINESE.
You: wat u did?
Stranger: God no.
Stranger: Not on your life, soldier.
You: so u dun trust me huh
You: where u from
Stranger: I don’t trust nobody who can’t open their eyes all the way
Stranger: FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SON.
Stranger: GOD’S COUNTRY.
You: damm son that is racist
You: HOLY SHIT
You: THIS IS HILARIOUS
You: i’m saving this
You: u fuking american
You: u just make ur hole race
You: look like shit
Stranger: American isn’t a race, you pinko bastard.
Stranger: It’s a god damn set of ideals.
You: yea rite
Stranger: Godless fucking commie like you wouldn’t know that.
You: thats wat u guys are
Stranger: Yoy’re probably trying to bring down the very fucking foundation of capitlism right now.
You: ur capitalism is fuked up
You: theres gonna be martial law soon in USA
Stranger: I bet you report to your contact in Bei fucking Jing, don’t you?
You: cause of ppl like you
Stranger: There already is martial law in China, son.
You: hehe nope
Stranger: That’s what happens when you give into Communism.
You: we’re communist
You: sure but americas just fuked up
You: we’re have better living
You: u guys got so much problems shoved up ur ass
You: u dun even no hwere to start
You: the economy?
You: the poverty?
Stranger: Those are all lies.
You: u guys ar egoing down under
You: chinas already the worlds producer
You: u guys got nothing on us
You: 1.2 billion and growing biatch
Stranger: China doesn’t produce shit expect propaganda and fear.
Stranger: The whole place is eating itself inside out.
You: thats wat USA is
You: we produce everything
You: its over u not aht
Stranger: You fool.
Stranger: You cannot defeat the US of A.
Stranger: Do you know why?
Stranger: We’re protected by God.
You: oh shit now that is funny
You: u just made my day
You: saying that
You: u think god will protect ur corrupt country
Stranger: I’d wipe that smile off your face you fucking rice ball.
You: typical american
You: thats nice
Stranger: And you’re damned right.
Stranger: Unlike fucking pansy ass fruity Canada we don’t deal with you fucking commies.
You: u dun stand a chance against china
You: we already hav bigger army
You: we wage war u guys are dead
Stranger: Oh please.
Stranger: Because you conscript 12 year-olds to make up numbers doesn’t mean shit.
Stranger: Has China ever won a war?
You: USA is the king of conscription boy
You: USA came in last in WW2
You: and got ur asses wiped by japan
Stranger: Yeah, but when USA conscripts, we conscript healthy young men.
You: u guy didn’t even join the war
You: until it was almost over
You: even canadians were earlier than u lazy asses
Stranger: Son, that’s because America doesn’t get involved in a conflict unless it’s necessary.
Stranger: And when we do? We mop the fucking floor.
You: bull shit
You: u guys are pussies
Stranger: How about I light your house up like Hiroshima, boy.
You: thast why
Stranger: You remember that, you fucking Gook?
You: yea nukes
You: sure solve everything liek that huh
Stranger: You probably don’t. You’re probably just a god damned kid.
You: typical american trash
Stranger: It won the fucking war is what.
You: yea u heartless bastards
You: anyone can win with a nuke
Stranger: Would you want to be living under Nazis?
You: thats easy
You: we killed the nazis already
Stranger: Oh, you probably would.
You: u bombed japan
You: doesn’t even matter
You: wat u think u helped save the hoel world?
You: it was just japan
Stranger: do you know ANYTHING.
Stranger: And I fucking mean ANYTHING
Stranger: About military history?
You: haha ur just tweaking it
You: so it makes it seem like
You: americans did anything
You: it was the british
You: the canadians
You: americans came in last
You: just to get all the fame and glory
You: typical americans
Stranger: The only thing those limey bastards did was get shelled by the fucking krauts and cry for the Red White and Blue to save them.
Stranger: And we fucking did.
Stranger: Because that’s what Americans do.
Stranger: Save people.
You: right save people
Stranger: The ones worth saving.
You: tahts just sick
You: right there
You: u guy sthink ur so good
You: picking the ppl u save
Stranger: That’s because we are.
You: they’re all lives
You: u guys got nothin
You: ur economy is crumbling
You: china is still strong as fuck
You: we cut off our supply u guys are DONE
Stranger: you’d have to be retarded to believe that.
Stranger: I bet you fucking are.
Stranger: ARE YOU RETARDED?
You: yea sure
You: say that
You: just shows
You: u got nothing
Stranger: BEsides. What does China produce?
Stranger: Slave labour.
Stranger: Really now.
You: every fuking thing
Stranger: In ten years time, anything done in China can be replaced with robots.
You: we make everything
You: u just in denial
Stranger: To you rice might be ‘everything’
You: yea in ten years time USA will be down under xcause of the economical plans OBAMA has created
Stranger: But do Chinese make freedom?
Stranger: Do they manufacture hope?
You: we dun need to manufacture it
Stranger: Do they censor themselves up a fucking constitution?
You: unlike americans
Stranger: No they don’t.
You: with fake ideals
You: and false hope
You: false propoganda
Stranger: Because they’re fucking commies.
You: FOX news
You: all propaganda
Stranger: DON’T YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT CNN BOY.
Stranger: You wanna know what propaganda is?
Stranger: Its the shit spewing out of your mouth right now.
You: this is ironica
Stranger: Whatever Chairman fucking Mao told you.
You: cause ur the one hos so dedicated
You: to those false ideals
You: false hopes
Stranger: You think you’re smart with your liberal rhetoric bullshit.
You: false dreams
You: wow really
Stranger: You keep repeating the same shit.
Stranger: Like a fucking robot
You: ur the one talkign big shit
You: talkign bout hope
Stranger: Like a fucking Chinese.
You: just keep on repeatin
Stranger: I need to go piss.
You: ull be crawling on ur knees begging for the chinese to save ur country
You: when the economy goes down
You have disconnected.
Submitted by SS from Canada