You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Can it be hugz time now pleez?
You: you dont even know what it is
You: raised in a cold home
You: *HUGGS TIMEEEEEEEEEEEE*
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Submitted by Lova from Norway
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i wanna talk dirty
Stranger: i am 18 m from us
Stranger: and having an 18 inch dick
Stranger: so wanna talk dirty
Stranger: want to et some boobs
You: I want YOU to take an English class.
You: Sorry, You can’t do that unless you’re lactating.
You: Only happens after you’ve had a baby.
You: Maybe you should take a Science class as well
Stranger: u have milk beech
You: I’m lactose intolerant.
Stranger: give me ur email id
You: Why in the universe would I do that?
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Submitted by Teeee from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: duh it makes the pony look even more fabulous than before!
Stranger: I know! I would only feed my pony rainbows, so it could poop skittles
You: thats the best idea ive ever heard
You: i would so buy some of those skittles
Stranger: I would sell you some. Taste the rainbow.
You: we should market this
Stranger: yes, we should.
Stranger: we start at .50 cents a pop, and work our way to the top in china, and then we can cover the middle east and soon enough we can make it in the state
You: yes!!!!! sounds like we got it in the bag
You: now all we have to do is find some edible rainbows
You: would funfetti cake work?
Stranger: I know some leppys down the road that can lend me some. Hows dat sound?
Stranger: leprechaun, duh?
You: oh ahahha yeah that may work
Stranger: obvs you don’t know the lingo. Im dropping you as a partner in this deal.
You: no way jose! im half part of the deal
Stranger: to bad, we’re done. I gots 17 kids to feed, and i need a partner that can talk the talk.
You: well i can take the plan myself and sell it off right now and get a patent and you will be done!
Stranger: Well den im callen me some bounty huners
You: oh shit they found me already!
Stranger: RUN FOREST RUN!
Submitted by Meg from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you in the future?
You: Asia is in the future.
Stranger: No i’m the past
You: Ah, where in the past?
Stranger: I can’t aswer that, it may cause a paradox.
You: We wouldn’t want that happening
Stranger: What’s your social security number?
Stranger: Do you touch yourself at night?
You: :[ I miss talking about time paradoxes.
Submitted by Libby from USA
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: go fuck yourself
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Richard from Canada
(20 votes, score: 4.55)
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(9 votes, score: 3.67)