February 28th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Sulu set a course for the laurentian system, maximum warp…
Stranger: and hello! engage
You: this is uhh, cammander of the USS …..
You: u have orders to return to base immiedietly
Stranger: on whose authority?
You: by the….
You: federation HQ
Stranger: must be serious.
You: It is
Stranger: thank you, (turns) helm.. cancel medical rescue mission, reverse course.
Stranger: another ship must have gotten the anti cancer serum to that planet full of children.
Stranger: good to know…. captain’s log….. we are en route back to earth.
You: i mean.. negative
Stranger: for some much needed shore leave.
You: u are not gonna have shore leave
You: only orbit around
Stranger: i see.. are we assuming a defensive position?
You: the federation has no use of u
You: therefore just put u on standby
Stranger: sounds like a plan, admiral.we’ll put the holodecks to good use.
You: incoming, 2 klingon bird of prey xD
Stranger: ….oh, good! General Gowron has brought in my illegal shipment of romulan ale!
Stranger: tonight, admiral.. we drink… for tomorrow.. we’ll be in earth orbit… getting absolutely hammered
You: Sir, these are 2 ENEMY klingons
Stranger: i was expecting the klingon cruiser , but not so soon.
Stranger: admiral… do you know what year it is?
You: what do u mean/
Stranger: *taps combadge* SECURITY to the bridge. (two guards step forward)
Stranger: phasers on stun gentlemen
Stranger: you’re not the admiral…
You: o shi-
Stranger: I said… you’re no admiral .. oh shoot.. there he goes…
Stranger: light him up boys….
Stranger: we’ve got you cornered
You: gets phaser out, hold to gunpoint
You: *on kill*
Stranger: The two guards fire.
You: and stun me, bu tthen i hit one of them
Stranger: I’m eating an apple, in my captain’s chair, watching, amused.
Stranger: oh no.. you killed ensign smith.
You: *still stunned*
Stranger: You’re going to Pentathor prison.
Stranger: they raep you with icicles at night.
You: *wakes up all so suddenly*
You: kills other gaurd
Stranger: on the Ura Pentay penal colony
Stranger: *you wake up in a forcefield cell, in the brig*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Erik from USA