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Stranger: i have foot fetish
You: For the measurement?
You: Or the poetic device?
You: Or for the old fashioned way of expressing “to run?”
You: Or for those notes at the bottom of academic papers?
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Submitted by Katy from USA
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Stranger: hey, I am a horny Japanese, i have a hot dick, can we cam?
Stranger: are you a lady?
You: but arent japanese dicks really tiny?
You: like my fingernail longer than jap dicks
Stranger: 8inches when it is hard
Stranger: i can show you if you dun believe it
You: you like saggy teets?
You: i am very horny woman too
You: can you put your penis in miso soup for me?
Stranger: if you are really a lady
You: i am 80/F/Afghanistan baby
Stranger: i am fine with that
Stranger: do you have any IM?
You: but i bet my penis is longer than yours
You: you see, i was a guy once
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Submitted by Joel from Singapore
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Stranger: Praise be to Tulu.
Stranger: Have you not received the great word of Tulu?
Stranger: Mmm…..another one left in the darkness.
Stranger: Well I shall enlighten you.
Stranger: Tulu is the great hermaphrodite god/goddess who resides in the heavens.
Stranger: Every Tuesday Tulu rains down mana from the heavens.
Stranger: The vaginal secretions provide Tulu’s prophets and warriors with sustenance and an everlasting beacon of hope for the days to come.
Stranger: Praise be to Tulu.
You: I’ve heard some weird stuff…
Stranger: Tulu is the hermaphrodite patron of death, love, Queen Latifah, and grilled cheese.
Stranger: It must be praised in all its glory.
Stranger: We need a virgin sacrifice. Are you a virgin or know of any such creatures?
Stranger: We merely require them to extract their estrogen.
Stranger: Would you like to consider meeting?
You: I don’t think I have any of that…
Stranger: Indeed. Tulu’s power derives from the fuel of estrogen.
Stranger: Estrogen does not only reside in females, my good friend.
Stranger: We shall extract the small traces of estrogen in you and turn you into a man far greater than any other.
You: I am sorry, but I have to decline your meeting offer.
Stranger: One that is freed from the inhibitions of femininity.
Stranger: Oh, please you are needed for the great ritual!
You: But here is a briefcase full of crazy.
You: I think you will enjoy it.
Submitted by Peter from USA
(71 votes, score: 4.49)
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