You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im gunna fuck you with a rake
You: mmmm on a park bench sideways next to a grave yard
You: and goona eat a box of nerds out of your bung hile
Stranger: nahhhhhhh that sounds
Stranger: very unpleasent
You: then a lollipop out of your snatch
Stranger: i dont have a snatch
You: well i do when i tuck my dick in
Stranger: …. yeah that doesnt really count man
You: i got a nice skin cover that a girl that was wearning a yellow jacket donated
You: its soft i made her put lotion on it
Stranger: you implant some death heads moths in her corpse as wellll
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Submitted by Zissou from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ASK ME YOUR QUESTION
Stranger: IM AM YOUR REAL FATHER
Stranger: MARY IS NOT REALLY A VIRGIN
Stranger: SHE ONLY SAID THAT
Stranger: TO HIDE THE FACT THAT I HAD HER
Stranger: OBV. SHE COULDN’T TELL GOD
You: MARY WOULD DO NO SUCH THING!
Stranger: DO THE MATHS BOY
Stranger: GOD DID NO SUCH THING
You: GOD DID YOU LAST NIGHT
Stranger: HE DID NO SUCH THING
You: YOU’RE JUST MAD CAUSE YOU LIKED IT
You: HE MADE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’VE NEVER FELT
Stranger: WELL YOUR THE ONE WITH THE GAY STORIES FLAOTING ABOUT
You: PETER WAS A PUSSY IN BED
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Submitted by Reta from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: who has no grammar skills
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Submitted by Stacey from Canada
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: How are you? I mean besides being horny.
Stranger: but you are not horny
You: But I’m still game for talking.
You: I’m 18 and also a teacher.
Stranger: hummm i like young boys
You: Cool. So what subject do you teach?
Stranger: i like bad boys
You: ‘Bad’ meaning “Naughty”, criminal in behaviour, or as in the term from the early ’90s meaning ‘good’?
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Submitted by String from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: DJ BLOW MAH SPEAKAHS UPPP
Stranger: TONIGHT, IMAAA FIGHT, TILL WE SEE DA SUNLIGHTT
You: STOP! collaborate and listen!
Stranger: Ice is back with a brand new inventionnn
You: dun dun dun dundundundun
You: IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE
Stranger: THE LION SLEEPS TONIGGHHHT
Stranger: ahhhh WIMBOWEHHH
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Submitted by Code from USA
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