You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: because i am a deer!!
Stranger: but really…. cyber sex?
Stranger: i want to get dirty talked to
Stranger: lets switch off
Stranger: wait your a guy right?
Stranger: i straddle you and suck your neck. then i work my way down to your pants and unbutton/zip them with my teeth. i slip them and your pants off. then i start playing with you.
You: ok great!!!….well i jus cummed….so now i turn on my ps3 and i play modern warfare 2 and we have an akward moment where we just look at each other and im expecting you to make me a sandwich. but you dont so we start fighting and you call your mother because thats what you always do!!! so i ignore you and we end up breaking up. then i put on the notebook and cry myself to sleep
Stranger: hahahahahaahahaha.
Stranger: you do it. come on.
Stranger: not unless you do
Stranger: you know what i mean
You: its common for a man to only last 20 to 40 seconds please dont judge
Stranger: pleeaaasseeee i wanna cum
You: maybe if you make me a sandwich i will have the energy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Ismael from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16 m, looking for gay/bi guy with cam
You: is it okay if I dress up in a parrot costume when we cam?
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Submitted by Larsa from Sweden
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You are in a building. What do you do?
You: As you do, the alarm sounds. Armed soldiers enter. What do you do?
Stranger: i dissapeared just like a ghost
You: You reappear behind them. They notice you. They shoot. You die. GAME OVER.
Submitted by Jon from Canada
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: coz i fucking love you
Stranger: your turning me on
You: you know what turns me on?
You: the large haydron collider…
You: all those particles smashing together
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Alice from Wales
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male/29/orlando florida
Stranger: watch out baby cos im a wanted rapist
You: well, u don’t kno me
Stranger: well, i can hunt you down
You: well, should i disconnect then?
Stranger: ive been to Michigan and back
Stranger: but im just saying ill do anything to put it in there
You: ok, the cops will be trackin this very soon
Stranger: you aint my kind
Stranger: i wouldnt do that to you
Stranger: cos i can tell by the way you type
Stranger: im special in that way
Stranger: now youre just playing with me
Stranger: are you flirting with me?
Stranger: you know you cant resist this
You: Its a possibility. But how do u flirt wit a rapist?
Stranger: well you seem to be doing it perfectly fine
You: oh, well i might just get myself hurt
Stranger: well i have to go now but remember me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Andrea from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im gunna fuck you with a rake
You: mmmm on a park bench sideways next to a grave yard
You: and goona eat a box of nerds out of your bung hile
Stranger: nahhhhhhh that sounds
Stranger: very unpleasent
You: then a lollipop out of your snatch
Stranger: i dont have a snatch
You: well i do when i tuck my dick in
Stranger: …. yeah that doesnt really count man
You: i got a nice skin cover that a girl that was wearning a yellow jacket donated
You: its soft i made her put lotion on it
Stranger: you implant some death heads moths in her corpse as wellll
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Submitted by Zissou from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ASK ME YOUR QUESTION
Stranger: IM AM YOUR REAL FATHER
Stranger: MARY IS NOT REALLY A VIRGIN
Stranger: SHE ONLY SAID THAT
Stranger: TO HIDE THE FACT THAT I HAD HER
Stranger: OBV. SHE COULDN’T TELL GOD
You: MARY WOULD DO NO SUCH THING!
Stranger: DO THE MATHS BOY
Stranger: GOD DID NO SUCH THING
You: GOD DID YOU LAST NIGHT
Stranger: HE DID NO SUCH THING
You: YOU’RE JUST MAD CAUSE YOU LIKED IT
You: HE MADE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’VE NEVER FELT
Stranger: WELL YOUR THE ONE WITH THE GAY STORIES FLAOTING ABOUT
You: PETER WAS A PUSSY IN BED
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Submitted by Reta from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: who has no grammar skills
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Submitted by Stacey from Canada
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: How are you? I mean besides being horny.
Stranger: but you are not horny
You: But I’m still game for talking.
You: I’m 18 and also a teacher.
Stranger: hummm i like young boys
You: Cool. So what subject do you teach?
Stranger: i like bad boys
You: ‘Bad’ meaning “Naughty”, criminal in behaviour, or as in the term from the early ’90s meaning ‘good’?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by String from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: DJ BLOW MAH SPEAKAHS UPPP
Stranger: TONIGHT, IMAAA FIGHT, TILL WE SEE DA SUNLIGHTT
You: STOP! collaborate and listen!
Stranger: Ice is back with a brand new inventionnn
You: dun dun dun dundundundun
You: IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE
Stranger: THE LION SLEEPS TONIGGHHHT
Stranger: ahhhh WIMBOWEHHH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Code from USA
(154 votes, score: 4.74)
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