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Authentic Cyber Session

January 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey sexy :)
You: hey you
Stranger: f or m?
You: m
Stranger: perfect
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 f US
You: where in the us?
Stranger: east coast
You: ny?
You: nj?
Stranger: nope nc
Stranger: so you horny?
You: yes i am
You: because i am a deer!!
Stranger: hahaha:)
Stranger: but really…. cyber sex?
Stranger: i want to get dirty talked to
You: you first
Stranger: lets switch off
You: ok
Stranger: wait your a guy right?
You: yes
Stranger: i straddle you and suck your neck. then i work my way down to your pants and unbutton/zip them with my teeth. i slip them and your pants off. then i start playing with you.
You: ok great!!!….well i jus cummed….so now i turn on my ps3 and i play modern warfare 2 and we have an akward moment where we just look at each other and im expecting you to make me a sandwich. but you dont so we start fighting and you call your mother because thats what you always do!!! so i ignore you and we end up breaking up. then i put on the notebook and cry myself to sleep
Stranger: hahahahahaahahaha.
Stranger: oh god.
You: your turn baby
Stranger: no!
Stranger: you do it. come on.
You: please keep going
Stranger: not unless you do
You: i did
Stranger: you know what i mean
You: its common for a man to only last 20 to 40 seconds please dont judge
Stranger: pleeaaasseeee i wanna cum
You: maybe if you make me a sandwich i will have the energy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Ismael from USA

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (238 votes, score: 4.59)
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Furries Not Welcome

January 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16 m, looking for gay/bi guy with cam
You: is it okay if I dress up in a parrot costume when we cam?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Larsa from Sweden

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (73 votes, score: 4.47)
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R U Ok?

January 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You are in a building. What do you do?
Stranger: r u ok
You: As you do, the alarm sounds. Armed soldiers enter. What do you do?
Stranger: i dissapeared just like a ghost
You: You reappear behind them. They notice you. They shoot. You die. GAME OVER.
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Jon from Canada

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (47 votes, score: 2.77)
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A Matter of Sexual Preference

January 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello sexxy
You: how did you know ;)
You: :D
You: ha
Stranger: coz i fucking love you
You: thanks
Stranger: your turning me on
You: you know what turns me on?
You: the large haydron collider…
Stranger: what?
You: all those particles smashing together
You: mmmmm…
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Alice from Wales

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (155 votes, score: 4.63)
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Creepy Guy

January 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: male/29/orlando florida
Stranger: you?
You: female/26/chicago
Stranger: watch out baby cos im a wanted rapist
You: well, u don’t kno me
Stranger: well, i can hunt you down
You: well, should i disconnect then?
Stranger: ive been to Michigan and back
Stranger: its up to you
You: i’m not in michigan
Stranger: i know
Stranger: but im just saying ill do anything to put it in there
You: ok, the cops will be trackin this very soon
Stranger: no no no
Stranger: you aint my kind
You: y not?
Stranger: i wouldnt do that to you
You: oh, and y not
Stranger: cos i can tell by the way you type
Stranger: im special in that way
You: WHAT ABT NOW?
Stranger: now youre just playing with me
You: maybe ;)
Stranger: are you flirting with me?
Stranger: you know you cant resist this
You: Its a possibility. But how do u flirt wit a rapist?
Stranger: well you seem to be doing it perfectly fine
You: oh, well i might just get myself hurt
Stranger: yes…you might
Stranger: well i have to go now but remember me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Andrea from USA

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (41 votes, score: 2.73)
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