Chokuto
December 8th, 2009
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: FUCK. ME.
You: no
You: well
You: you talked me into it
You: unf, unf, unf
Stranger: =D
Stranger: I’m happy now.
You: Good!
You: Because you’re pregnant
Stranger: But I’m a dude.
You: My sperm are just that powerful
You: They can turn a prostate into a uterus
You: And impregnate it.
You: Sorry bro
You: You’re gonna be a mommy
Stranger: Then I’ll raise my spawn to defeat his father in battle.
You: Hmmm
You: You know, that might actually work
You: I will have to steal him on the day of his birth
Stranger: No! I will hand him over to the elders
Stranger: They will raise him in the way of bushido.
You: You’re… you’re right!
You: The triumph of my own seed will be my undoing!
You: Oh, how could I not have forseen this?
You: There is only one hope
You: SURPRISE ABORTION!!!!
Stranger: FUCK!
You: BA HAHAHAHA
You: No one turns against me and lives
You: Not even my unborn son!
Stranger: *Eyes glow red*
Stranger: Bastard! *Draws his chokuto*
You: You fool! Your chokuto can’t stop me! *looks up chokuto*
You: Oh shit, maybe it can
You: *runs*
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Kevin from USA
(93 votes, score: 4.49)
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