You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this the real life?
Stranger: No, it’s just fantasy.
You: Ah, caught in a landslide?
Stranger: Yeah, no escape from reality.
You: Hm, open your eyes then?
Stranger: Alright. I’ll look up into the skies, and see you’re just a poor boy.
You: Yeah! I need no sympathy.
Stranger: You’re easy come, easy go?
You: Little high, little low?
Stranger: Any way the wind blows.
You: Doesn’t really matter to me.
Stranger: My mama just killed a man…
You: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he’s dead.
Stranger: Mama… life has just begun!
You: But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away.
Stranger: Mama.. oh, I didn’t mean to make you cry; if I’m not back again this time tomorrow, carry on as if nothing really matters.
You: Too late, my time has come,
Stranger: Sends shivers down my spine.. body’s aching all the time.
You: Goodbye, ev’rybody, I’ve got to go,
Stranger: Gotta leave you all behind, and face the truth.
You: Mama, ooh, I don’t want to die,
Stranger: Sometimes wish I’d never been born at all.
Stranger: You are a winner.
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Submitted by Sam from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I’m a certified zombie hunter
Stranger: I’m a certified zombie
You: are you on of the slow ones
Stranger: yea rather slow
You: or the freaky quick ones
Stranger: arms outstretched in front of me
Stranger: yea it’s alright
You: you guys are that hard to take down
You: just an ax and some momentum
You: can mow you guys down for hours
Stranger: yea well i didnt ask for this alright
You: im risking joining you ranks everyday
Stranger: i am a victim of circumstance
You: i do what i can to protecting others from joining you
Stranger: i do what i can to eat brains
Stranger: FARE THEE WELL KIND TRAVELLER
You: I SHALL FIND YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Cameron from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Let’s laugh at minorities.
Stranger: My good sir, I ask you. How do you babysit a black child?
You: I do not know, tell me, how do you babysit a black child?
Stranger: Simple. Attach velcrow to the ceiling and give the niglet a trampoline.
You: Oh what jolly good fun.
You: I ask you, do you know how to save a black man from drowning?
Stranger: I ask of you this.
Stranger: What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
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Submitted by Avenel from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: selling rune scimmy 25k
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Submitted by Kostas from Greece
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Edward turns bella into a vampire, and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby.
Stranger: let’s start over
Stranger: Edward turns bella into a vampire, and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby.
Stranger: Edward turns bella into a vampire, and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby.
You: fuck! what the fuck! you fucking dick! why did you do that?
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You: oh. and cool story, bro
Stranger: Edward turns bella into a vampire, and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby.
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Submitted by Thomas from Denmark
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i’ve been a very naughty young lady, how are you going to punish me principal
You: No. I am your father.
You: Is this how I raised you?
You: You should be sorry.
You: I can't believe my daughter is going around like some Internet floozy.
You: This is going to give me another heart attack, do you realize that?
Stranger: im fucking sorry
You: Well maybe sorry's not enough. Go to your room, we'll talk about this after I calm your grandmother down.
Stranger: i won't go to my room
You: (It's OK Mom, she's just going through a phase) WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUNG LADY
You: (I can't believe that girl, she gets it all from her mother you know)
You: Look, I understand what you're doing here. Things haven't been the same since... but you need to find more productive ways to vent your feeling.
Stranger: ok im sorry so no punishment this time
You: Oh, you know I can’t stay mad at you.
Stranger: yay! no punishment
You: That’s what you think! But little do you know, I’m not really your father…
You: I WAS THE PRINCIPAL ALL ALONG!
You: Now let’s talk about your behavior in class today.
You: You see, I try to set certain standards for the students at this institution.
You: And when a student fails to live up to those standards, it reflects poorly not just on that student, but on me as well.
You: So I can’t let infractions like this go unnoticed.
Stranger: please just once
You: Or at least, I couldn’t, if I were your principal.
You: But I’m actually your doctor!
You: Please take a seat for this.
You: We have the results of your pregnancy test…
You: You’re carrying twins.
You: From two different fathers.
You: And one of them is me.
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Submitted by Kevin from Canada
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: say it 5 times fast
You: penispenispenispenispenis
Stranger: hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: penuis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!69
You: penis, p- penis penis
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Submitted by Kevin from Canada
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m here….in case u r one of those who disconnects, it saves my time
You: I could care less about your gender.
You: Yeah, but I’ll disconnect you just to be a dick.
Submitted by Muskrat Love from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi. 17 male england.
ask me anything you want
You: do you like boys or girls?
Stranger: lol what does that mean
You: I guess that’s one way to put it
You: plus, i only pitch with guys, so thats why im only a lil gay
Stranger: get an erection??
You: pitch is the “giving” end, catching is the “recieving”
Stranger: ok. so you only give bjs
You: like with anal im the one giving, and with bj’s its my wang getting treated :)
You: im selfish like that… :P
You: i like girls more, but i still like guys
Stranger: you had sex with both?
You: a couple times at the same time ;)
You: yeah, girl and a guy.
Stranger: lol interesting being
Stranger: lol 2 guys and a girl
You: i really liked that girl tho, so i was kinda jealous of the other guy
You: like i wouldnt let him hog her
Stranger: did you get your turn
You: you bet your ass i did!
You: between you and me, she liked me better, and i gave her a better time.
Stranger: how do you know?
You: me and her have a chemistry
You: and she moaned and came more when i was the one giving it
Stranger: anywhoo i got to go
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Submitted by Fred from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i can tuck my dick in if you want
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Submitted by Alec from USA
(65 votes, score: 4.60)
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