You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is this the real life?
Stranger: No, it’s just fantasy.
You: Ah, caught in a landslide?
Stranger: Yeah, no escape from reality.
You: Hm, open your eyes then?
Stranger: Alright. I’ll look up into the skies, and see you’re just a poor boy.
You: Yeah! I need no sympathy.
Stranger: You’re easy come, easy go?
You: Little high, little low?
Stranger: Any way the wind blows.
You: Doesn’t really matter to me.
Stranger: My mama just killed a man…
You: Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he’s dead.
Stranger: Mama… life has just begun!
You: But now I’ve gone and thrown it all away.
Stranger: Mama.. oh, I didn’t mean to make you cry; if I’m not back again this time tomorrow, carry on as if nothing really matters.
You: Too late, my time has come,
Stranger: Sends shivers down my spine.. body’s aching all the time.
You: Goodbye, ev’rybody, I’ve got to go,
Stranger: Gotta leave you all behind, and face the truth.
You: Mama, ooh, I don’t want to die,
Stranger: Sometimes wish I’d never been born at all.
Stranger: You are a winner.
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Submitted by Sam from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I’m a certified zombie hunter
Stranger: I’m a certified zombie
You: are you on of the slow ones
Stranger: yea rather slow
You: or the freaky quick ones
Stranger: arms outstretched in front of me
Stranger: yea it’s alright
You: you guys are that hard to take down
You: just an ax and some momentum
You: can mow you guys down for hours
Stranger: yea well i didnt ask for this alright
You: im risking joining you ranks everyday
Stranger: i am a victim of circumstance
You: i do what i can to protecting others from joining you
Stranger: i do what i can to eat brains
Stranger: FARE THEE WELL KIND TRAVELLER
You: I SHALL FIND YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Cameron from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Let’s laugh at minorities.
Stranger: My good sir, I ask you. How do you babysit a black child?
You: I do not know, tell me, how do you babysit a black child?
Stranger: Simple. Attach velcrow to the ceiling and give the niglet a trampoline.
You: Oh what jolly good fun.
You: I ask you, do you know how to save a black man from drowning?
Stranger: I ask of you this.
Stranger: What do you call a black man flying an airplane?
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Submitted by Avenel from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: selling rune scimmy 25k
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Submitted by Kostas from Greece
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Edward turns bella into a vampire, and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby.
Stranger: let’s start over
Stranger: Edward turns bella into a vampire, and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby.
Stranger: Edward turns bella into a vampire, and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby.
You: fuck! what the fuck! you fucking dick! why did you do that?
Stranger: becuase â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘â–‘
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You: oh. and cool story, bro
Stranger: Edward turns bella into a vampire, and they have a baby. Jacob falls in love with the baby.
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Submitted by Thomas from Denmark
(107 votes, score: 4.63)
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