You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i have some in my van
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Submitted by Landon from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Disgruntled, he levers open the chest, reaching inside to find….
You: a 2 foot long praying mantis!!!
Stranger: Surprised, he withdraws his hand, somewhat hurriedly, now missing two fingers.
Stranger: Glowering, his gaze alights on the fireplace poker, and reaching for it with his good hand, he shoves it into the chest, impaling the oversized insect with a single hard thrust.
You: He then wonders, did the beast mean harm? Or was it just defending its young? he looks into the chest and see’s hundreds of young, now without a mother. he struggles for a moment to deal with what he has just done.
Stranger: Then he realizes; he’s only human. He did what he had to, to defend his property.
Stranger: Bursting through the wall, the Kool-Aid Man confirms this.
You: Shocked by this surprise appearance, he reaches for his gun, wondering if he should blow the kool aid man sky high.
Stranger: “WHO WANT SOME DELICIOUS THIRST-QUENCHING KOOL-AID, KIDS?” The Kool-Aid Man shouted. After a moment., he looked around, appearing somewhat confused.
You: He looks around, seeing no children. he wonders if perhaps he is not of the living. perhaps the kool aid man is a messenger from the spirit world.
Stranger: Really should be writing my NaNoWriMo. :[
You: alright, this was interesting lol
Stranger: I’m not leaving yet.
You: one of my top 3 omegle converstions for sure lol
Stranger: Just ran out of ideas.
Submitted by Rammo from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Describe your body
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Submitted by Jimmy from USA
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE IGUANA
You: HE CAN HAVE A KATANA
Stranger: OK I’LL GET THE WHIP WHOOP
You: MAKE SURE THE FERRET WRITES A NOTE
Stranger: WE DON’T HAVE MUCH TIME!
You: FERRETS ARE FAST WRITERS
Submitted by Lexie from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: he is president
Stranger: damn it, im horny, and you aint helping
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Submitted by Erik from Spain
(80 votes, score: 4.55)
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(55 votes, score: 4.18)