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Stranger: my name is Jennifer what is your name
Stranger: I like cheese pizza
Stranger: I’m not supposed to tell where I am from
You: littttttlllleee rrrroooocckkk
Stranger: hahaha stranger :)
Stranger: I am 8 years old
Stranger: How old are you
You: and i live in new york.
Stranger: That is soo cool, you are the first boy my age I chat with here
Stranger: What grade are you in BIlly
You: what grade are you in?
Stranger: I hate fractions
Stranger: You must be smart Billy
You: you are smart too jennifer
Stranger: Science is fun but is hard work too
Stranger: Thank you Billy
Stranger: I want to be a doctor
You: what kins of doctor?
Stranger: I have an anatomy book and I study all kinds of diseases
Stranger: I want to be a cancer doctor so I can cure people with cancer and not let people die of cancer Billy
You: my cousin died of cancer
You: but you can cure his cancer
Stranger: I am sorry Billy
You: i want to be a spaceman
Stranger: My mother died too, the doctor tried to help her but she died
Stranger: Astronauts can walk in space!
You: they just jump and float
Stranger: It must be funnn
Stranger: When you are an astronaut you can jump and float in space!
Stranger: and go to Mars!
You: do you want to come with me?
Stranger: Yes, but first let’s stop at Gamestop and pick up a copy of THE GAME called Battletoads
You: lets pick up some pizza too
You: to drink! we’ll get thirsty
Stranger: Maybe we stop on a fucked up neighbourhood and buy some chronic
You: we can also drop a few lines too
You: eat some firecrackers and hash
Stranger: Then we can shoot a police officer and harrass a cheerleader
You: then we can mug an old lady and fake our own deaths as ruthless throat slashings by the mafia
Stranger: Yes, and move to Mexico, using slave labour to finance our drug production facilities and drink till we get comatose
You: and then i’ll bring you back to life using my witchcraft and kill you myself in a murder/suicide and we can both go to hell
Stranger: It’s a PLAN Billy boy!
Stranger: Now fetch me some hoes and a bong
You: i’m working on this science shit
You: i’m gonna kick my teacher in the morning
Stranger: You should fuck with her
You: and all that talking about raping cheerleaders has really got me going
Stranger: raping cheerleaders is fun, but the police is nosy as fuck and bloodstains can ruin nice shirts, fuck me :(
Stranger: your dog motherfucker
Stranger: I want to get fucked by your dog
You: if im a motherfucker
You: youre a grandmotherfucker
You: nobody likes a grandmotherfucker
Stranger: ppl love a grandmotherfucker
Stranger: when she’s a PIMP
You: are you trying to tell me you fucked my grandmother?
Stranger: It was a one time thing
You: this is the greatest omegle conversation i’ve ever had.
Stranger: We should do something about it man
Stranger: Log this motherfucker and submit it
You: i’m sending it to omegleconversations.com
Stranger: Is that a website wtf lol
You: yeah and this conversation is gonna be featured
Stranger: I’m sending it to ED then
You: now it’s time to end this
You: use wise departing words
Stranger: May your wife get fucked only by a person of your choosing. Have a nice life
You: And may your dog get fucked by me. Have a nice life
(88 votes, score: 4.49)
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