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Just Make Them Go Away

October 29th, 2009
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: oh fuck, not another one of you idiots.
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Submitted by Justyn from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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How To Make Perverts Disconnect on Omegle

October 29th, 2009
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello there
Stranger: asl ?
You: may I interest you in some gay bondage cybersex?
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Submitted by Kala from Norway

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Intelligence Barrier

October 29th, 2009
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
You: What do you want to talk about?
Stranger: asl?
You: 567648000 seconds / XY chromosome / 103 E 1N.
Stranger: ???
You: Yup, that’s my a/s/l.
Stranger: wow
You: xD
You: It is very precise!
You: (:
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: XY chromosome?
You: Yep. 23rd pair.
Stranger: what is that?
You: Genes.
You: Would you want to give your asl in a similar format?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i can’t
You: in the standard one then.
You: =(
Stranger: F
You: and?
Stranger: 25
You: a/l?
Stranger: USA
You: oh. which state are you from?
Stranger: ohio
You: Oh, so yours would be roughly
You: brb
Stranger: ooo
You: I have to convert.
Stranger: are you F/M?
You: 788,400,000 / XX / 85W 40 N
You: that’s approximately Columbus.
Stranger: i don’t understand
You: Tell me, and I’ll try to explain.
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Submitted by Celzhmar from Singapore

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Mismatch

October 29th, 2009
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Hi.
You: I’m not interested in cybersex.
You: Do you have anything more interesting to talk about?
You: Like, say… game theory?
Stranger: game theory?
You: Yes.
Stranger: what is gane theory
You: It’s a field of mathematics and economics.
You: Just google “game theory.”
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Submitted by Eduardo León from Peru

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Topic Not of Interest

October 27th, 2009
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You: Hey
Stranger: OMG HEY
You: what is your view on panda’s?
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Submitted by Ethan from Canada

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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The Stuff

October 27th, 2009
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Stranger: hey
You: ey
You: you got the stuff?
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Submitted by Ryan from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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