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Cookie Monster

October 29th, 2009
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Stranger: Wanna Cyber?
Stranger: (;
You: ok
You: i’ll be the princess
You: you be cookie monster
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Ryan from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (52 votes, score: 4.71)
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Fail Indeed

October 29th, 2009
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Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 f manila
Stranger: horny?
You: no
Stranger: damn, can I see your tits?
You: no because i have balls
Stranger: fail
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Yen from Philippines

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (39 votes, score: 3.97)
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Dickwise

October 29th, 2009
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Stranger: hi
You: 42/m/paki
Stranger: oh ,you are interest
Stranger: 23/m/china
You: yum
You: how long are you?
Stranger: ?
You: dickwise
Stranger: i don’t know what is dickwise
Stranger: sorry
You: damn
You: can i measure it for you ?
Stranger: fuck you
You: how about now ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Caitee from Australia

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (32 votes, score: 3.41)
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Rage

October 29th, 2009
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Stranger: hello i am a professoinal therapist ( i am real i just want to help) i find it easier to not talk face to face with the person and the pacientt does too
You: Okay then…
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: do you want to talk about anything
You: I miss my boyfriend.
Stranger: oh why did you seperate
Stranger: ?
You: No.
You: He lives in California.
You: I live in New York.
Stranger: so how did you meet
Stranger: if you live so far apart
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: are you still in need of my assitace
Stranger: i will leave in approximetly 60 seconds if there is no response
Stranger: 59
Stranger: 58
Stranger: 57
Stranger: the clock is ticking
Stranger: 30
Stranger: 29
Stranger: 28
Stranger: FUCK YOU NEGRO BALLS I HOPE UR BOYFREND COMMITS SUICIDE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Ivy from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (65 votes, score: 4.31)
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Facebook Please?

October 29th, 2009
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Stranger: hiiiiiii
Stranger: haqhaha
Stranger: yuhu
You: Hello stranger
Stranger: hello too…from?
You: The US
Stranger: your age?
You: 19
Stranger: you are a man?
You: I am
Stranger: do you have facebook?may i know your address?maybe i can confirm you..
Stranger: ^_^can you??
You: I know nothing about you?
You: You know know nothing about me.
You: Why would you want me to be your friend on facebook?
Stranger: Never mind maybe we can to be a good friend….
You: Generally I like my friends to be able to articulate correctly
Stranger: so you not to be friend with me…????im sad to hear that
Stranger: >_<
You: Well if you had asked later in a conversations where we traded witty banter, I would have been more responsive to a request
Stranger: can you give me your facebook adress??
You: You have a one track mind don’t you. I don’t think you are passing the Turing test right now.
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Submitted by Griffin from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (38 votes, score: 4.32)
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Proper Ownage

October 29th, 2009
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You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: where you from?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: u?
You: what state?
Stranger: MA
You: we’re neighbors!
You: lol
You: new york
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i go to school in boston
You: boston university?
Stranger: northeastern
You: wow
You: youre smart
You: lol
Stranger: ya, im a genious
You: a genius who cant spell genius right
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Sammy from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (72 votes, score: 4.38)
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Overweight, Bad Acne and Lazy Eye

October 29th, 2009
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You: hi.
Stranger: female, looking for a cute boy 18-20 to chat to
You: hmm
You: i’m 19
You: i’m a boy.
You: but i look like shit, all the time
You: overweight
You: bad acne
You: lazy eye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by gmartin_90 from Canada

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (66 votes, score: 4.38)
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Looking For Dirty Girls

October 29th, 2009
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You: looking for dirty girls
Stranger: found one (:
You: well, hello
You: my name is steve, and i represent the Feel-Fresh soap company of Los Angeles, California
You: have you tried our product?
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Submitted by Nobody Special from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (164 votes, score: 4.73)
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Messed Up Conversation

October 29th, 2009
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: pizza
You: taco
Stranger: I love pizza
You: rice
You: what kind?
Stranger: my name is Jennifer what is your name
Stranger: I like cheese pizza
You: where you from?
Stranger: Arkansas
Stranger: I’m not supposed to tell where I am from
You: littttttlllleee rrrroooocckkk
You: how old are you?
Stranger: hahaha stranger :)
Stranger: I am 8 years old
Stranger: How old are you
You: i am 7 years old.
You: my name is billy.
Stranger: Hi Billy
You: and i live in new york.
Stranger: That is soo cool, you are the first boy my age I chat with here
Stranger: What grade are you in BIlly
You: im in 3rd grade
You: what grade are you in?
Stranger: Me too :)
You: oh cool
Stranger: I hate fractions
Stranger: :(
Stranger: I like reading
You: i love math!
You: i dont like science
Stranger: You must be smart Billy
You: you are smart too jennifer
Stranger: Science is fun but is hard work too
Stranger: Thank you Billy
Stranger: I want to be a doctor
You: wow
You: thats so cool
You: what kins of doctor?
You: kind*
Stranger: I have an anatomy book and I study all kinds of diseases
Stranger: I want to be a cancer doctor so I can cure people with cancer and not let people die of cancer Billy
You: my cousin died of cancer
You: but you can cure his cancer
Stranger: I am sorry Billy
You: i want to be a spaceman
You: astronaut
Stranger: My mother died too, the doctor tried to help her but she died
Stranger: Astronauts can walk in space!
You: actually they can’t
You: they just jump and float
You: haha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: It must be funnn
You: yeah!
Stranger: When you are an astronaut you can jump and float in space!
Stranger: and go to Mars!
You: i hope so
Stranger: hey Billy???
You: do you want to come with me?
You: yes jennifer
Stranger: Yes, but first let’s stop at Gamestop and pick up a copy of THE GAME called Battletoads
You: lets pick up some pizza too
Stranger: and tacos
You: and maybe a flask
Stranger: what for?
You: to drink! we’ll get thirsty
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Maybe we stop on a fucked up neighbourhood and buy some chronic
You: we can also drop a few lines too
You: eat some firecrackers and hash
Stranger: Hell yeah
Stranger: Then we can shoot a police officer and harrass a cheerleader
You: then we can mug an old lady and fake our own deaths as ruthless throat slashings by the mafia
Stranger: Yes, and move to Mexico, using slave labour to finance our drug production facilities and drink till we get comatose
You: and then i’ll bring you back to life using my witchcraft and kill you myself in a murder/suicide and we can both go to hell
Stranger: It’s a PLAN Billy boy!
Stranger: Now fetch me some hoes and a bong
You: shut up
You: i’m working on this science shit
You: i’m gonna kick my teacher in the morning
Stranger: You should fuck with her
Stranger: Or something
You: and all that talking about raping cheerleaders has really got me going
Stranger: raping cheerleaders is fun, but the police is nosy as fuck and bloodstains can ruin nice shirts, fuck me :(
You: i would love to
Stranger: not you
Stranger: your dog motherfucker
Stranger: I want to get fucked by your dog
You: if im a motherfucker
You: youre a grandmotherfucker
Stranger: Why thank u
You: nobody likes a grandmotherfucker
Stranger: ppl love a grandmotherfucker
Stranger: when she’s a PIMP
Stranger: nigger
You: are you trying to tell me you fucked my grandmother?
Stranger: Oh shit…
Stranger: It was a one time thing
You: this is the greatest omegle conversation i’ve ever had.
Stranger: We should do something about it man
Stranger: Log this motherfucker and submit it
You: i’m sending it to omegleconversations.com
You: immediately
Stranger: Is that a website wtf lol
You: yeah and this conversation is gonna be featured
Stranger: I’m sending it to ED then
You: now it’s time to end this
You: use wise departing words
Stranger: For sure
Stranger: May your wife get fucked only by a person of your choosing. Have a nice life
You: And may your dog get fucked by me. Have a nice life
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Greatest from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (159 votes, score: 4.72)
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Lol Indeed

October 29th, 2009
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Stranger: Hey.
You: hi
Stranger: Looking for a dominant/bossy/controlling woman. I have yahoo/msn/skype. i’m male , 18.
You: L O L
You: whats wrong with your mum?
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Zorn from New Zealand

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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