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Cookie Monster

October 29th, 2009
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Stranger: Wanna Cyber?
Stranger: (;
You: ok
You: i’ll be the princess
You: you be cookie monster
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Submitted by Ryan from USA

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Fail Indeed

October 29th, 2009
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Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 f manila
Stranger: horny?
You: no
Stranger: damn, can I see your tits?
You: no because i have balls
Stranger: fail
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Submitted by Yen from Philippines

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Dickwise

October 29th, 2009
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Stranger: hi
You: 42/m/paki
Stranger: oh ,you are interest
Stranger: 23/m/china
You: yum
You: how long are you?
Stranger: ?
You: dickwise
Stranger: i don’t know what is dickwise
Stranger: sorry
You: damn
You: can i measure it for you ?
Stranger: fuck you
You: how about now ?
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Submitted by Caitee from Australia

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Rage

October 29th, 2009
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello i am a professoinal therapist ( i am real i just want to help) i find it easier to not talk face to face with the person and the pacientt does too
You: Okay then…
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: do you want to talk about anything
You: I miss my boyfriend.
Stranger: oh why did you seperate
Stranger: ?
You: No.
You: He lives in California.
You: I live in New York.
Stranger: so how did you meet
Stranger: if you live so far apart
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: are you still in need of my assitace
Stranger: i will leave in approximetly 60 seconds if there is no response
Stranger: 59
Stranger: 58
Stranger: 57
Stranger: the clock is ticking
Stranger: 30
Stranger: 29
Stranger: 28
Stranger: FUCK YOU NEGRO BALLS I HOPE UR BOYFREND COMMITS SUICIDE
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Submitted by Ivy from USA

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Facebook Please?

October 29th, 2009
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiiii
Stranger: haqhaha
Stranger: yuhu
You: Hello stranger
Stranger: hello too…from?
You: The US
Stranger: your age?
You: 19
Stranger: you are a man?
You: I am
Stranger: do you have facebook?may i know your address?maybe i can confirm you..
Stranger: ^_^can you??
You: I know nothing about you?
You: You know know nothing about me.
You: Why would you want me to be your friend on facebook?
Stranger: Never mind maybe we can to be a good friend….
You: Generally I like my friends to be able to articulate correctly
Stranger: so you not to be friend with me…????im sad to hear that
Stranger: >_<
You: Well if you had asked later in a conversations where we traded witty banter, I would have been more responsive to a request
Stranger: can you give me your facebook adress??
You: You have a one track mind don’t you. I don’t think you are passing the Turing test right now.
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Submitted by Griffin from USA

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