You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i’ll be the princess
You: you be cookie monster
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Submitted by Ryan from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: damn, can I see your tits?
You: no because i have balls
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Submitted by Yen from Philippines
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oh ,you are interest
Stranger: i don’t know what is dickwise
You: can i measure it for you ?
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Submitted by Caitee from Australia
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello i am a professoinal therapist ( i am real i just want to help) i find it easier to not talk face to face with the person and the pacientt does too
Stranger: do you want to talk about anything
You: I miss my boyfriend.
Stranger: oh why did you seperate
You: He lives in California.
Stranger: so how did you meet
Stranger: if you live so far apart
Stranger: are you still in need of my assitace
Stranger: i will leave in approximetly 60 seconds if there is no response
Stranger: the clock is ticking
Stranger: FUCK YOU NEGRO BALLS I HOPE UR BOYFREND COMMITS SUICIDE
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Submitted by Ivy from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello too…from?
Stranger: do you have facebook?may i know your address?maybe i can confirm you..
You: I know nothing about you?
You: You know know nothing about me.
You: Why would you want me to be your friend on facebook?
Stranger: Never mind maybe we can to be a good friend….
You: Generally I like my friends to be able to articulate correctly
Stranger: so you not to be friend with me…????im sad to hear that
You: Well if you had asked later in a conversations where we traded witty banter, I would have been more responsive to a request
Stranger: can you give me your facebook adress??
You: You have a one track mind don’t you. I don’t think you are passing the Turing test right now.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Griffin from USA