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Omegle is For Perverts

September 7th, 2009
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Stranger: Omegle is for perverts, if youre here for any other reason than to have cyber-sex with a STRANGER youre wasting your time
Stranger: are you?
You: I guess I’m wasting my time
Stranger: and mine
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Submitted by Tim from USA

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Mismatch

September 7th, 2009
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You: Hi
Stranger: hot girl with webcam?
You: Actually, I was rather hoping for a long philosophical discussion regarding the existance of God :(
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Submitted by Arthur from USA

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Dual Rickroll

September 7th, 2009
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You: WE’RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
Stranger: YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I
You: A FULL COMMITMENT’S WHAT I’M THINKING OF
Stranger: YOU WOULDN’T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY
You: I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I’M FEELING
Stranger: gOTTA MAKE YOU, UNDERSTAND
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA LET YOU DOWN
You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA MAKE YOU CRY
You: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA TELL A LIE… AND HURT YOU
You: WE’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG
Stranger: YOUR HEARTS BEEN ACKIN BUT
You: YOU’RE TOO SHY TO SAY IT
Stranger: DEEP DOWN WE BOTH KNOW WHAT BEEN GOIN ON
You: WE KNOW THE GAME AND WE’RE GONNA PLAY IT
Stranger: AAAAND IF YOU’RE ASKIN HOW IM FEELIN
You: DON’T TELL ME YOU’RE TOO BLIND TO SEE
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA RIN AROUND AND HURT YOU
You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
Stranger: NEVER GUNNA SAY GOODBYE
You: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE… AND HURT YOU
Stranger: OOOOHHHH GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE, NEVER GONNA GIVE
Stranger: GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE, NEVER GONNA GIVE
Stranger: GIVE YOU UP
You: THAT WAS SWELL
Stranger: INDEED
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Submitted by Kay from USA

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Joke Not Well Recieved

September 4th, 2009
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”
She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.
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Submitted by rifk82 from USA

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Vaca

September 4th, 2009
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Stranger: brasileiro?
You: no
You: pato
You: ronaldinho
You: robinho
Stranger: ronaldinho bon
Stranger: robinho bon
Stranger: pato vaca
You: vaca vaca
Stranger: u know vaca?
Stranger: what vaca mean?
You: yes, vaca vaca vaca
You: cow
Stranger: u portugese?
You: no
You: google translate mother fucker
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Submitted by Dane from Denmark

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