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I’m Sat Here With My Friend, She’s Wet

September 7th, 2009
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: evening
Stranger: hello
You: where abouts are you from?
You: ish
Stranger: asia
Stranger: you?
You: uk
Stranger: i’m sat here with my friend, she’s wet
Stranger: she said hi
You: ah thats cool im sat here with my english rugby team all hot and sweatty form a game with our cocks out wanking
You: they said hi.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Tim from England

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100% Goat

September 7th, 2009
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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ 100% GOAT
Stranger: :d
Stranger: :D
You: ?
You: wierdo
Stranger: no
Stranger: YOUR THE WEIRDO
Stranger: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A GOAT GOES THROUGH
You: ur right
You: how could i be so mean
You: what does a goat go trough?
You: through*
Stranger: THEY GIVE YOU MILK DAMN STRAIGHT
Stranger: AND THEY MOO
Stranger: AND HAVE TO LEARN THE LANGUAGE OF THE BARN YARD
Stranger: FOR GOSH’S SAKE
Stranger: i bid you good day
You: lol
Stranger: i hope you learned something!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Jessica from USA

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Owned

September 7th, 2009
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: WHAT’S GOOD?
Stranger: It’s an adjective.
Stranger: Next question.
You: Hmm.
You: Well, that was really the only one I had.
Stranger: How sad, bye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Preston from USA

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Anti-Pervert Hero

September 7th, 2009
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey whats up… 20 m here… looking for a girl who wants to webcam
You: alright ; )
Stranger: cool
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 f FL
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i used to live in tampa
You: cool
Stranger: you got a pic stranger?
You: nope, but i have a webcam
Stranger: do you have yahoo?
Stranger: we could webacm on there
You: whats your yahoo id?
Stranger: zazjaju
Stranger: you there?
You: yeah im signing you up at gay porn sites, have fun
Stranger: great dude
Stranger: fuck off
Stranger: honestly
Stranger: what the fuck is the point of that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Adam from USA

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Disconnect in Disgust

September 7th, 2009
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Helooo.
You: Who are you then? :)
Stranger: u r from?
You: Sweden
You: u?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Philip from Sweden

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