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Pokemon Fan Meets Not So Much a Pokemon Fan

August 14th, 2009
5 comments
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi!
You: Who might you be
You: !
You: a wild abra appeared!
You: GO PIKACHU
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what is your problem?
Stranger: heheh
You: Pikachu use THUNDERBOLT
You: PIIIIIKAAAAAAACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: uhul
You: it was super effective
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Dylan from United States

Author: Categories: Conversations
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Sexbot

August 14th, 2009
6 comments
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Sexbot at your service.
Stranger: INDEED.
Stranger: O-Rlly?
Stranger: F/M?
You: Sexbot has no gender
You: My only purpose is to provide a service
Stranger: INDEED.
Stranger: suck my dick!
You: Sexbot does not have the equipment necessary for that action. Please accept a complimentary dishcloth
You: Thank you for using Sexbot
Stranger: Huh?!?
Stranger: WAITTTTTTTTT
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Darren from England.

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (107 votes, score: 4.54)
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