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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi if you are a girl with webcam whatever you want i will do it on my webcam
You: Greetings my child, this is god.
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Submitted by The Duck from Sweden
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Im a 200 pund bearded hungarian woman, how much do you bench?
Stranger: your kidding right?
Stranger: unless i could use my legs
You: I dont mind, as long as I feel like im flying
You: I like you alot, would you be my friend?
Stranger: you morbidly interest me
Stranger: i have no idea if your kidding or not
You: Why would anyone kid about being a 200 pound hungarian woman, thats not funny!
Stranger: i beg to differ if your not that person
Stranger: most people would keep that infoto themselves upon first introductions
You: I have no reason not to sell myself the best my father teached me.
When I was young I was very good at pulling the plow, but now I have to sell myself by telling about my beard
Stranger: im a fifteen americanmale soo…. ya
You: You have never been infront of the plow?
Stranger: never lived in the country
Stranger: or been to a farm
You: You american scum have no idea what makes the world go around!
Ive been pulling the plow since the young age of 11, and I learned very early on the value of hard labour.
Stranger: oh no just cuz i have not worked field labor does not mean i have not worked hard
Stranger: i work day chopping wood in the forrest
Stranger: stacking that kinda stuff
You: First impression is everything, and you failed.
Im taking my beard somewhere else!
Submitted by Blah from Denmark
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: what would happen if Hitler to rule the world
Stranger: are you Jewish?
Stranger: germanic tribe of followers of the Catholic ?
Stranger: fuck your mother
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Submitted by Vana from Australia
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: these are just a selection of my fav words
Stranger: what about boombox?
You: yeah, only an english would find truncheon funny
You: or even know what a truncheon was
You: even though it is possibly aof french origin!
Stranger: thats a good point, but everyone knows the french have no sense of humour
You: ive used up a fair few now
You: oops poss.frenchie again
Stranger: dave benson phillips!
Stranger: ashby-de-la-zouch!
You: i gota go, thanks for not swearing, bye
Stranger: have an awesome life! bye
Submitted by Mark from United Kingdom
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Submitted by Ronny from Romania
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You: a wild abra appeared!
Stranger: what is your problem?
You: Pikachu use THUNDERBOLT
You: PIIIIIKAAAAAAACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: it was super effective
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Submitted by Dylan from United States
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Sexbot at your service.
You: Sexbot has no gender
You: My only purpose is to provide a service
You: Sexbot does not have the equipment necessary for that action. Please accept a complimentary dishcloth
You: Thank you for using Sexbot
Submitted by Darren from England.
(31 votes, score: 3.74)
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