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You: lets say weird stuff
You: electric fetus carbonator
Stranger: deep fried tampons
You: old uncle dog butt sniffer
Stranger: son of a dog eating buiscut
You: master of the universal cock breeding program
Stranger: let me think of a good one
You: 100 meter individual walking
Stranger: 40 meter speed walking
You: Japanese man in sexy underwear talking about antique furniture
Stranger: chinese man an ugly underwear talking about old woma n
You: greece island which is not really an island but a bus, from the future
Stranger: black guy eating soup
You: mongoloid nuclear physisist
Stranger: retarded monkey fish frog
You: one year of sugar in a cup of red tea
You: metal lover who listens to folk music in secret
Stranger: white man eating crackers
You: great britain china mouth fish bass dick head
You: little greta struggling to free herself from gripping sea lion
Stranger: having a reach around with amonkey while saluting the pledge alligence
You: indoctrinating doctors in the international space station which has crashed on international waters on mars
Stranger: eating a fat chick out
You: people in caves with tvs
Stranger: peoples in caves playing halo 3
You: making love to car exhaust while singing michael jackson tunes
Stranger: funny, cause im listening a micheal song lol
Stranger: people having an orgy with clothes
You: fantasising about throwing eel into a basket while teaching economics class on harvard
You: drinking urine and thinking its apple juice
Stranger: a teacher having sex with his ta while teaching economics
Stranger: inventing the blow up doll
You: while eating a fat chick out
You: a fetus ruling the world with an iron fist
Stranger: then cumming in her face but then missed
You: fetus invaders from uranus
You: michael jackson coming back from the dead to teach economics at harvard while eating a fat chick out on mars
Stranger: then hiring mexicans to choke him while he masterbates
You: russian scientist finding the cure to cancer and then loosing it in a game of poker to a cancer cure note eating frog robot
Stranger: fuck that was big sentence
You: my brain is melting now
You: one for the history books
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