You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you get lostt lol
You: wtf dyou want from me ?
You: wthen why the fuck u here ?
Stranger: why are you here
You: i’ve always been here!
Stranger: ahhh so this is your turff lol
Stranger: make me im not disconnecting
You: ima watch movie, see ya in 2h30
Stranger: ill watch a movie tooo :p
Stranger: junebugggg…oh wait u dont care cause you hate me and want me to get the fuck off lol
Stranger: ill watch another movie ma best friends with me and rented 3 moviess lol
Stranger: oooook then ill just leave you lots of messages while im watching junebuggg lol
Stranger: cuz its funny how pissed you areeeeeeeee
Stranger: like omg why is this bitch still talking to me
You: u know i’m really wtching something.
Stranger: OMG UR THERE LOL
Stranger: I LOVE YOUUUUUUU LMFAO
Stranger: u said that last time
Stranger: ok then since ur off i can leave more messages and you wont know
Stranger: because you are really off this time
Stranger: to watch a movie
Stranger: thats not as good as junebugg
Stranger: awwwww im such a bitchhhhh..
Stranger: heyyy sexxxyyy why dont youuuu
Stranger: take off all your clothes and then give me sum suggaaaaaaa
Stranger: im taking all mine off
Stranger: and me and ma girl are rubbing each othass booobs and its making this funny squeky sound cause she just got outta the showere
Stranger: awwwww the redhead in junebuggg is sooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: cutee! I <3 her
Stranger: just in case you wanted to know
Stranger: i hope your movie is half as cute as this girl in junebugg
Stranger: omg she makes me wanna have a baby tooo!
Stranger: and that guy from the oc is such an asshoolee it makes me mad
Stranger: i wonder if the oc is still on
Stranger: do you know if the oc is still running
Stranger: OMG I ALL OF A SUDDEN THOUGHT OF WHEN GILMORE GIRLS ENDED
Stranger: THAT MADE ME SOOOO SADDD YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Stranger: YOU WANNA HEAR THE STORY
Stranger: OK GOOD I THOUGHT SOOO
Stranger: OK SO IT WAS THE 3RD LAST EPISODE AND ME AND MA GIRL RACHEL WERE LIKE OMG I WANT TO BE LORELEI SHES SO FUNNY AND RORY AND DEAN WERE TOOO CUTE BUT LOGAN STARTED OFF AS AN ASSHOLE BUT WEVE COME AROUND
Stranger: ANYWAY SOOO WE WERE WATCHING AND LIKE OMG I CANT WAIT TILL NEXT SEASON
Stranger: AND THENNNNNNNNN
Stranger: NEXT WEEK THE COMMMERCIALS AFTER SAID THE NEXT EPISODE WOULD BE THE
Stranger: DRUM ROLL PLEASE
Stranger: SERIES FINALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: OMG AND IT SOOO WASNT A GOOD ENOUGH ENDING
Stranger: BUT IT WAS SOOOOOO CUTE WHEN LORELEI AND LUKE FINALLY MADE UP
Stranger: CHRISTOPHER REALLY PISSED ME OFF IN THE LAST LIKE 4 SEASONSS
Stranger: AWWW I KNOW I SAID I WOULD WAIT FOR 3 HOURS
Stranger: AND I REALLY WANNA SEE YOU CRACK OUT OF BEING SOOO PISSSED OFF
Stranger: BUT I MAY LOG OFF NOW
Stranger: BUT IT WAS FUN TORMENTING YOU
Stranger: ITS SOOO FUNNY HOW BAD YOU WANTED ME TO LOG OFFFF AND LEAVE YOU ALONE
Stranger: I KNOW IMMMMABYYYYITCHH GET OVA IT
Stranger: YOUD BETTER BE THE HOTTEST GUYYY ON EARTH TO BE SUCH AN ASSHOLEEE
Stranger: OMG LIKE HUGH JACKMANS LITTLE BROTHER
Stranger: OMG THAT WOULD BE SOOOO HTO
Stranger: I WONDER IF HE HAS LIKE A YOUNGER BROTHER LIKE 17 KINDA NAUGHTY AND DANGEROUS BUT MEGA HOT WHO LIKES TO PARTY AND PLAYS BASKETBALL
Stranger: OMG IM DROOLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Stranger: WELL I GUESS IM LOGGING OFF NOW
Stranger: OMG JUNEBUGGGG ASHLEY IS SOOOOOO CUTEE I WOULD NEVER BE THAT LOVABLE ESPECIALLY TO AN AUNT IN LAW
Stranger: IS THAT THE RIGHT WORD FOR HER???
Stranger: I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SAY
Stranger: THAT WHENEVER YOUR BACK ON
Stranger: AND SEE ALLLLLLL MY MESSAGESSSSS
Stranger: THAT IF YOU ACTUALLY READ THEM ALLL
Stranger: THEN YOU SHOULD SEE JUNEBUGG TO SEE HOW ADORABLE AND LOVABLE ASHLEY IS
Stranger: WELL IM FINALLY OFF SO IF YOUR SITTING THERE WAITING FOR ME TO GET OFF
Stranger: YOUR DREAMS ARE ABOUT TO COME TRUEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: DREAMS COME TRUE OMG LIKE THAT SOME SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOWWW
Stranger: I LOVE THAT SONG
You: holy fucking cow on a stick
Stranger: ANYWAYYYYY OMG UR ONNN! LOL
You: i admitt i wasnt expecting that
You: you should get a life
Stranger: I KNOW U WERENT