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Knock Knock

June 29th, 2009
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You: knock knock
Stranger: who’s there
You: dis
Stranger: dis who
You: disconnect :D
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Dougurasu from The Netherlands

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Easily Provoked

June 29th, 2009
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You: mom?
Stranger: I AM NOT UR MOM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Dougurasu from The Netherlands

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (18 votes, score: 2.22)
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Keyboard Diarrhea

June 29th, 2009
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You: get lost
You: fucker
Stranger: you get lostt lol
You: wtf dyou want from me ?
Stranger: nothinggg
You: wthen why the fuck u here ?
Stranger: why are you here
You: i’ve always been here!
Stranger: ahhh so this is your turff lol
You: nao gtfo
Stranger: make me im not disconnecting
Stranger: :)
You: ok
You: as u wish
You: ima watch movie, see ya in 2h30
Stranger: okkkkkkk lol
Stranger: ill watch a movie tooo :p
You: fine
Stranger: lol
You: wat movie ?
Stranger: junebugggg…oh wait u dont care cause you hate me and want me to get the fuck off lol
You: haha mine is longer
You: see ya
You: *off*
Stranger: ill watch another movie ma best friends with me and rented 3 moviess lol
Stranger: oooook then ill just leave you lots of messages while im watching junebuggg lol
Stranger: cuz its funny how pissed you areeeeeeeee
Stranger: like omg why is this bitch still talking to me
You: u know i’m really wtching something.
Stranger: OMG UR THERE LOL
You: ofc
You: but nao i’m gone
Stranger: I LOVE YOUUUUUUU LMFAO
Stranger: u said that last time
You: *rly off*
Stranger: ok then since ur off i can leave more messages and you wont know
Stranger: because you are really off this time
Stranger: to watch a movie
Stranger: thats not as good as junebugg
Stranger: and longer
Stranger: lol
Stranger: awwwww im such a bitchhhhh..
Stranger: but idc lol
Stranger: heyyy sexxxyyy why dont youuuu
Stranger: take off all your clothes and then give me sum suggaaaaaaa
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: im taking all mine off
Stranger: and me and ma girl are rubbing each othass booobs and its making this funny squeky sound cause she just got outta the showere
Stranger: awwwww the redhead in junebuggg is sooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: sooooooooooooo
Stranger: soooooooo
Stranger: cutee! I <3 her
Stranger: just in case you wanted to know
Stranger: i hope your movie is half as cute as this girl in junebugg
Stranger: omg she makes me wanna have a baby tooo!
Stranger: and that guy from the oc is such an asshoolee it makes me mad
Stranger: i wonder if the oc is still on
Stranger: do you know if the oc is still running
Stranger: OMG I ALL OF A SUDDEN THOUGHT OF WHEN GILMORE GIRLS ENDED
Stranger: THAT MADE ME SOOOO SADDD YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Stranger: YOU WANNA HEAR THE STORY
Stranger: OK GOOD I THOUGHT SOOO
Stranger: OK SO IT WAS THE 3RD LAST EPISODE AND ME AND MA GIRL RACHEL WERE LIKE OMG I WANT TO BE LORELEI SHES SO FUNNY AND RORY AND DEAN WERE TOOO CUTE BUT LOGAN STARTED OFF AS AN ASSHOLE BUT WEVE COME AROUND
Stranger: ANYWAY SOOO WE WERE WATCHING AND LIKE OMG I CANT WAIT TILL NEXT SEASON
Stranger: AND THENNNNNNNNN
Stranger: NEXT WEEK THE COMMMERCIALS AFTER SAID THE NEXT EPISODE WOULD BE THE
Stranger: DRUM ROLL PLEASE
Stranger: SERIES FINALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: OMG AND IT SOOO WASNT A GOOD ENOUGH ENDING
Stranger: BUT IT WAS SOOOOOO CUTE WHEN LORELEI AND LUKE FINALLY MADE UP
Stranger: CHRISTOPHER REALLY PISSED ME OFF IN THE LAST LIKE 4 SEASONSS
Stranger: AWWW I KNOW I SAID I WOULD WAIT FOR 3 HOURS
Stranger: AND I REALLY WANNA SEE YOU CRACK OUT OF BEING SOOO PISSSED OFF
Stranger: BUT I MAY LOG OFF NOW
Stranger: BUT IT WAS FUN TORMENTING YOU
Stranger: ITS SOOO FUNNY HOW BAD YOU WANTED ME TO LOG OFFFF AND LEAVE YOU ALONE
Stranger: I KNOW IMMMMABYYYYITCHH GET OVA IT
Stranger: YOUD BETTER BE THE HOTTEST GUYYY ON EARTH TO BE SUCH AN ASSHOLEEE
Stranger: OMG LIKE HUGH JACKMANS LITTLE BROTHER
Stranger: OMG THAT WOULD BE SOOOO HTO
Stranger: I WONDER IF HE HAS LIKE A YOUNGER BROTHER LIKE 17 KINDA NAUGHTY AND DANGEROUS BUT MEGA HOT WHO LIKES TO PARTY AND PLAYS BASKETBALL
Stranger: OMG IM DROOLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: WELL I GUESS IM LOGGING OFF NOW
Stranger: ANY MINUTE
Stranger: OMG JUNEBUGGGG ASHLEY IS SOOOOOO CUTEE I WOULD NEVER BE THAT LOVABLE ESPECIALLY TO AN AUNT IN LAW
Stranger: IS THAT THE RIGHT WORD FOR HER???
Stranger: IDK
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SAY
Stranger: THAT WHENEVER YOUR BACK ON
Stranger: AND SEE ALLLLLLL MY MESSAGESSSSS
Stranger: THAT IF YOU ACTUALLY READ THEM ALLL
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: THEN YOU SHOULD SEE JUNEBUGG TO SEE HOW ADORABLE AND LOVABLE ASHLEY IS
Stranger: WELL IM FINALLY OFF SO IF YOUR SITTING THERE WAITING FOR ME TO GET OFF
Stranger: YOUR DREAMS ARE ABOUT TO COME TRUEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: DREAMS COME TRUE OMG LIKE THAT SOME SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOWWW
Stranger: I LOVE THAT SONG
You: holy fucking cow on a stick
Stranger: ANYWAYYYYY OMG UR ONNN! LOL
You: i admitt i wasnt expecting that
You: you should get a life
Stranger: I KNOW U WERENT
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Hugh Jackman’s little brother from France

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (38 votes, score: 4.37)
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Nude Photo Please The Sequel

June 29th, 2009
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You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: naked photo please
Stranger: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
You: naked photo please
Stranger: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
You: naked photo please
Stranger: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
You: naked photo please
Stranger: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
You: please
You: naked photo
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i gave my last one away
Stranger: to the last guy who asked
You: naked photo please
You: naked
Stranger: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
You: photo
Stranger: sorry
You: please
Stranger: i gave my last one away
Stranger: sorry
You: naked photo please
Stranger: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
You: NAKED PHOTO PLEASE
Stranger: SORRY I GAVE MY LAST ONE TO THE LAST GUY WHO ASKED
You: naked
Stranger: sorry
You: the photo
Stranger: i gave my last one away
You: DON”T YOU HAVE COPIES????
Stranger: i have the last copy away to the last guy who asked, i’m sorry
You: TAKE ANOTHER ONE
Stranger: i’ve run out of naked
You: GET SOME MORE
Stranger: i’ve run out
Stranger: of naked
You: GET SOME MORE
Stranger: i’ve run out
Stranger: of naked
You: get
You: some more
Stranger: i gave the last one away
Stranger: i’m sorry
Stranger: i’ve run out
You: NAKED PHOTO PLEASE
Stranger: I’M SORRY I HAVE RUN OUT
You: you’re not gonna strip are you?
Stranger: no.
You: :(
Stranger: Besides I’m a guy
You: DUDE
You: THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER
Stranger: Are you a girl?
You: …ugh, yeah, sure
Stranger: Naked photo please
You: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
Stranger: naked photo please
You: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
Stranger: naked photo please
You: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
Stranger: naked
Stranger: please
You: sorry i gave my last one t
You: to the last guy who asked
Stranger: naked photo
You: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
Stranger: this is going nowhere. where’s the last guy who asked?
You: in Amsterdam
Stranger: Right.
Stranger: I’m catching the next plane out
Stranger: I have to get it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submittes by John Doe from US

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (117 votes, score: 4.58)
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It Started So Well

June 29th, 2009
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Stranger: wats up
You: well
Stranger: asl
You: 25 m ny
You: WHY
Stranger: jw
You: well
You: wats up then
Stranger: SHIT NOT AGAIN SATAS AFTER ME HELP!!!!!
YAY THE REINDEER HIT A TREE
IM SAFE
FOR NOW
SON OF A BITCH
THE EASTER BUNNY FOND ME
OUCH
HE THREW A FUCKING EGG AT ME
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: uh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Albert from Canada

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations, lol what
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (16 votes, score: 2.25)
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Not a Fan of Star Wars?

June 29th, 2009
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: come closer young padawan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Dragon from Sweden

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (33 votes, score: 4.27)
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The Omegle Civil War

June 21st, 2009
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Stranger: are you one of them or one of us?
You: I’m sorry, sir but I do not understand the qestion.
Stranger: MAKE UP YOUR MIND FOOL!
Stranger: THE OMEGLE CIVIL WAR IS COMING
Stranger: its us vs them
You: Well… To make up my mind, are ‘them’ the trolls?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: they are the chinese and koreans
Stranger: we are everyone else
Stranger: are you one of us?
You: Um… Yeah…
Stranger: when someone says he/she is from china/korea simply tell them to fuck off and disconnect
You: What is the meaning of this?
Stranger: making them feel unwanted
You: But… What if there’s a hot chinese/korean?
Stranger: are you demented? every female chinese/korean is actually a man
Stranger: on omegle
You: Well… Uh… True… There are no girls on teh internetz.
Stranger: correct
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Treo Pro from USA.

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (55 votes, score: 2.38)
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Preferred Nationality

June 21st, 2009
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Stranger: do you speak portuguese ?
You: No
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Submitted by Grant from USA.

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (20 votes, score: 2.70)
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Nude Photo Please

June 4th, 2009
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Stranger: naked photo please
You: hi
Stranger: naked photo please
You: lol
Stranger: naked photo please
Stranger: naked photo please
You: keep trying
Stranger: naked photo please
You: hmm
You: i’m not presuaded yet
Stranger: okay?
You: no no
You: keep it up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Sarah from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (25 votes, score: 4.00)
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Coldplay Sucks

June 4th, 2009
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You: You just lost the game.
Stranger: you are retarded.
You: i’m blond, what’s your excuse?
Stranger: my excuse is that i’m not retarded
You: You can’t win the game
You: You just do a little better each time.
Stranger: no, you just get a little bit more retarded each time you talk about it
You: I suppose next you’ll call me gay.
Stranger: no, because i don’t use gay as an insult
You: That’s civilized
Stranger: i agree
You: I believe those who call others gay do so because they fear that they themselves are gay.
You: Makes sense?
Stranger: sometimes
You: Otherwise they’re just a simian crossbreed.
Stranger: other times they are just trying to be cool by saying it, or just say it because they hear others say it and don’t think about what the word means
You: I rest my case.
You: Those people meet all of the previously mentioned criteria.
Stranger: not necessarily
You: OH THAT’S RIGHT!
You: They’re also republican.
Stranger: but all republicans are retarded
You: Precisely.
You: What is your opinion on COldplay?
Stranger: they suck overall, but their last album wasn’t half bad, and they have the occasional good song
You: ….
You: You’re gay.
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Angrybassman from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (19 votes, score: 3.21)
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