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Knock Knock

June 29th, 2009
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: knock knock
Stranger: who’s there
You: dis
Stranger: dis who
You: disconnect :D
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Dougurasu from The Netherlands

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Easily Provoked

June 29th, 2009
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mom?
Stranger: I AM NOT UR MOM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Dougurasu from The Netherlands

Author: Categories: Conversations
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Keyboard Diarrhea

June 29th, 2009
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: get lost
You: fucker
Stranger: you get lostt lol
You: wtf dyou want from me ?
Stranger: nothinggg
You: wthen why the fuck u here ?
Stranger: why are you here
You: i’ve always been here!
Stranger: ahhh so this is your turff lol
You: nao gtfo
Stranger: make me im not disconnecting
Stranger: :)
You: ok
You: as u wish
You: ima watch movie, see ya in 2h30
Stranger: okkkkkkk lol
Stranger: ill watch a movie tooo :p
You: fine
Stranger: lol
You: wat movie ?
Stranger: junebugggg…oh wait u dont care cause you hate me and want me to get the fuck off lol
You: haha mine is longer
You: see ya
You: *off*
Stranger: ill watch another movie ma best friends with me and rented 3 moviess lol
Stranger: oooook then ill just leave you lots of messages while im watching junebuggg lol
Stranger: cuz its funny how pissed you areeeeeeeee
Stranger: like omg why is this bitch still talking to me
You: u know i’m really wtching something.
Stranger: OMG UR THERE LOL
You: ofc
You: but nao i’m gone
Stranger: I LOVE YOUUUUUUU LMFAO
Stranger: u said that last time
You: *rly off*
Stranger: ok then since ur off i can leave more messages and you wont know
Stranger: because you are really off this time
Stranger: to watch a movie
Stranger: thats not as good as junebugg
Stranger: and longer
Stranger: lol
Stranger: awwwww im such a bitchhhhh..
Stranger: but idc lol
Stranger: heyyy sexxxyyy why dont youuuu
Stranger: take off all your clothes and then give me sum suggaaaaaaa
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: im taking all mine off
Stranger: and me and ma girl are rubbing each othass booobs and its making this funny squeky sound cause she just got outta the showere
Stranger: awwwww the redhead in junebuggg is sooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: sooooooooooooo
Stranger: soooooooo
Stranger: cutee! I <3 her
Stranger: just in case you wanted to know
Stranger: i hope your movie is half as cute as this girl in junebugg
Stranger: omg she makes me wanna have a baby tooo!
Stranger: and that guy from the oc is such an asshoolee it makes me mad
Stranger: i wonder if the oc is still on
Stranger: do you know if the oc is still running
Stranger: OMG I ALL OF A SUDDEN THOUGHT OF WHEN GILMORE GIRLS ENDED
Stranger: THAT MADE ME SOOOO SADDD YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Stranger: YOU WANNA HEAR THE STORY
Stranger: OK GOOD I THOUGHT SOOO
Stranger: OK SO IT WAS THE 3RD LAST EPISODE AND ME AND MA GIRL RACHEL WERE LIKE OMG I WANT TO BE LORELEI SHES SO FUNNY AND RORY AND DEAN WERE TOOO CUTE BUT LOGAN STARTED OFF AS AN ASSHOLE BUT WEVE COME AROUND
Stranger: ANYWAY SOOO WE WERE WATCHING AND LIKE OMG I CANT WAIT TILL NEXT SEASON
Stranger: AND THENNNNNNNNN
Stranger: NEXT WEEK THE COMMMERCIALS AFTER SAID THE NEXT EPISODE WOULD BE THE
Stranger: DRUM ROLL PLEASE
Stranger: SERIES FINALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: OMG AND IT SOOO WASNT A GOOD ENOUGH ENDING
Stranger: BUT IT WAS SOOOOOO CUTE WHEN LORELEI AND LUKE FINALLY MADE UP
Stranger: CHRISTOPHER REALLY PISSED ME OFF IN THE LAST LIKE 4 SEASONSS
Stranger: AWWW I KNOW I SAID I WOULD WAIT FOR 3 HOURS
Stranger: AND I REALLY WANNA SEE YOU CRACK OUT OF BEING SOOO PISSSED OFF
Stranger: BUT I MAY LOG OFF NOW
Stranger: BUT IT WAS FUN TORMENTING YOU
Stranger: ITS SOOO FUNNY HOW BAD YOU WANTED ME TO LOG OFFFF AND LEAVE YOU ALONE
Stranger: I KNOW IMMMMABYYYYITCHH GET OVA IT
Stranger: YOUD BETTER BE THE HOTTEST GUYYY ON EARTH TO BE SUCH AN ASSHOLEEE
Stranger: OMG LIKE HUGH JACKMANS LITTLE BROTHER
Stranger: OMG THAT WOULD BE SOOOO HTO
Stranger: I WONDER IF HE HAS LIKE A YOUNGER BROTHER LIKE 17 KINDA NAUGHTY AND DANGEROUS BUT MEGA HOT WHO LIKES TO PARTY AND PLAYS BASKETBALL
Stranger: OMG IM DROOLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: WELL I GUESS IM LOGGING OFF NOW
Stranger: ANY MINUTE
Stranger: OMG JUNEBUGGGG ASHLEY IS SOOOOOO CUTEE I WOULD NEVER BE THAT LOVABLE ESPECIALLY TO AN AUNT IN LAW
Stranger: IS THAT THE RIGHT WORD FOR HER???
Stranger: IDK
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SAY
Stranger: THAT WHENEVER YOUR BACK ON
Stranger: AND SEE ALLLLLLL MY MESSAGESSSSS
Stranger: THAT IF YOU ACTUALLY READ THEM ALLL
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: THEN YOU SHOULD SEE JUNEBUGG TO SEE HOW ADORABLE AND LOVABLE ASHLEY IS
Stranger: WELL IM FINALLY OFF SO IF YOUR SITTING THERE WAITING FOR ME TO GET OFF
Stranger: YOUR DREAMS ARE ABOUT TO COME TRUEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: DREAMS COME TRUE OMG LIKE THAT SOME SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOWWW
Stranger: I LOVE THAT SONG
You: holy fucking cow on a stick
Stranger: ANYWAYYYYY OMG UR ONNN! LOL
You: i admitt i wasnt expecting that
You: you should get a life
Stranger: I KNOW U WERENT
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Hugh Jackman’s little brother from France

Author: Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (80 votes, score: 4.59)
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Nude Photo Please The Sequel

June 29th, 2009
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: naked photo please
Stranger: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
You: naked photo please
Stranger: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
You: naked photo please
Stranger: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
You: naked photo please
Stranger: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
You: please
You: naked photo
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i gave my last one away
Stranger: to the last guy who asked
You: naked photo please
You: naked
Stranger: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
You: photo
Stranger: sorry
You: please
Stranger: i gave my last one away
Stranger: sorry
You: naked photo please
Stranger: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
You: NAKED PHOTO PLEASE
Stranger: SORRY I GAVE MY LAST ONE TO THE LAST GUY WHO ASKED
You: naked
Stranger: sorry
You: the photo
Stranger: i gave my last one away
You: DON”T YOU HAVE COPIES????
Stranger: i have the last copy away to the last guy who asked, i’m sorry
You: TAKE ANOTHER ONE
Stranger: i’ve run out of naked
You: GET SOME MORE
Stranger: i’ve run out
Stranger: of naked
You: GET SOME MORE
Stranger: i’ve run out
Stranger: of naked
You: get
You: some more
Stranger: i gave the last one away
Stranger: i’m sorry
Stranger: i’ve run out
You: NAKED PHOTO PLEASE
Stranger: I’M SORRY I HAVE RUN OUT
You: you’re not gonna strip are you?
Stranger: no.
You: :(
Stranger: Besides I’m a guy
You: DUDE
You: THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER
Stranger: Are you a girl?
You: …ugh, yeah, sure
Stranger: Naked photo please
You: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
Stranger: naked photo please
You: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
Stranger: naked photo please
You: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
Stranger: naked
Stranger: please
You: sorry i gave my last one t
You: to the last guy who asked
Stranger: naked photo
You: sorry i gave my last one to the last guy who asked
Stranger: this is going nowhere. where’s the last guy who asked?
You: in Amsterdam
Stranger: Right.
Stranger: I’m catching the next plane out
Stranger: I have to get it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submittes by John Doe from US

Author: Categories: Conversations
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