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Barry The Man on Kittens

May 22nd, 2009
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You: hello
You: do you like pussy?
Stranger: Yes/no
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: because im barry, and IM A MAAAAYN
You: yeah me too, kittens are lovely
Stranger: Yeah, know what yeh mean
Stranger: kitten pussy is da shit
You: :(
Stranger: Busting up a kitten pussy
Stranger: there is nothing like it
Stranger: yeaaah
Stranger: Afterwards you can watch the decompostion
You: poor kitty
Stranger: decomposition*
Stranger: No u r teh poor kitten
You: mjau
Stranger: :3
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Submitted by Yui from Japan

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (17 votes, score: 3.06)
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We Have a Lot in Common

May 22nd, 2009
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You: hi mister
Stranger: hi
You: i come from ghana
Stranger: i pull my pants down all the way when i do a piss
You: i take my shirt of when i take a shit
Stranger: its more copmfortable
Stranger: me also
Stranger: i also do thet
Stranger: we have much in common
You: yes
Stranger: i em also from ghana
You: maybe we are related
Stranger: no
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Submitted by Adebayor from Ghana

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (40 votes, score: 4.28)
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Pamela Anderson

May 18th, 2009
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: do u look like pamela anderson?
You: sure
Stranger: shes not my type
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Submitted by Dana from Hungary

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (73 votes, score: 4.42)
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The Wizard and The Peasant

May 16th, 2009
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You: be seated
Stranger: i am
You: I am the wizard of the atomic wasteland
Stranger: hmm
You: let me pass
Stranger: righto
You: in the name of the church of atom
Stranger: on you go then…
You: thank you peasant
Stranger: bitch.
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Submitted by Gordon from Scotland

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (25 votes, score: 3.84)
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I Don’t Like Them Anyway

May 16th, 2009
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Stranger: Hello
You: if you disconnect your family will die in an accident today
Stranger: Sounds good.
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Submitted by Master9 from England

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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