You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: because im barry, and IM A MAAAAYN
You: yeah me too, kittens are lovely
Stranger: Yeah, know what yeh mean
Stranger: kitten pussy is da shit
Stranger: Busting up a kitten pussy
Stranger: there is nothing like it
Stranger: Afterwards you can watch the decompostion
Stranger: No u r teh poor kitten
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Submitted by Yui from Japan
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Stranger: i pull my pants down all the way when i do a piss
You: i take my shirt of when i take a shit
Stranger: its more copmfortable
Stranger: we have much in common
Stranger: i em also from ghana
You: maybe we are related
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Submitted by Adebayor from Ghana
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Stranger: do u look like pamela anderson?
Stranger: shes not my type
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Submitted by Dana from Hungary
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You: I am the wizard of the atomic wasteland
You: in the name of the church of atom
Stranger: on you go then…
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Submitted by Gordon from Scotland
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You: if you disconnect your family will die in an accident today
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Submitted by Master9 from England
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You: it rubs the lotion on its skin
You: or else it gets the hose again
Stranger: oh good you’re not an asian
Stranger: youve made my day
Stranger: congratulations
Stranger: you should be honored
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Submitted by The Duck from Sweden
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Stranger: what have u been doing?
Stranger: play computer games and browse the web
Stranger: wt’s yr favourite team then?
Stranger: actually i like henry for a long time
Stranger: and milan is surely the worst
Stranger: milan is a pussy drip
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Submitted by The Duck from Sweden
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Submitted by The Duck from Sweden
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Stranger: fuck your mother
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Submitted by The Duck from Sweden
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi im a 18 male looking for a dirty girl
Stranger: describe urself
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Submitted by Tanner from Canada