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Barry The Man on Kittens

May 22nd, 2009
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You: hello
You: do you like pussy?
Stranger: Yes/no
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: because im barry, and IM A MAAAAYN
You: yeah me too, kittens are lovely
Stranger: Yeah, know what yeh mean
Stranger: kitten pussy is da shit
You: :(
Stranger: Busting up a kitten pussy
Stranger: there is nothing like it
Stranger: yeaaah
Stranger: Afterwards you can watch the decompostion
You: poor kitty
Stranger: decomposition*
Stranger: No u r teh poor kitten
You: mjau
Stranger: :3
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Submitted by Yui from Japan

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (11 votes, score: 3.09)
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We Have a Lot in Common

May 22nd, 2009
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You: hi mister
Stranger: hi
You: i come from ghana
Stranger: i pull my pants down all the way when i do a piss
You: i take my shirt of when i take a shit
Stranger: its more copmfortable
Stranger: me also
Stranger: i also do thet
Stranger: we have much in common
You: yes
Stranger: i em also from ghana
You: maybe we are related
Stranger: no
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Submitted by Adebayor from Ghana

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations, lol what
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (29 votes, score: 4.24)
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Pamela Anderson

May 18th, 2009
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: do u look like pamela anderson?
You: sure
Stranger: shes not my type
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Submitted by Dana from Hungary

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (52 votes, score: 4.33)
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The Wizard and The Peasant

May 16th, 2009
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You: be seated
Stranger: i am
You: I am the wizard of the atomic wasteland
Stranger: hmm
You: let me pass
Stranger: righto
You: in the name of the church of atom
Stranger: on you go then…
You: thank you peasant
Stranger: bitch.
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Submitted by Gordon from Scotland

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (19 votes, score: 3.95)
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I Don’t Like Them Anyway

May 16th, 2009
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Stranger: Hello
You: if you disconnect your family will die in an accident today
Stranger: Sounds good.
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Submitted by Master9 from England

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations, lol what
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Not Asian

May 16th, 2009
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You: hi
Stranger: what it do
You: i dont know
You: it rubs the lotion on its skin
You: or else it gets the hose again
Stranger: oh good you’re not an asian
Stranger: youve made my day
You: excellent
Stranger: congratulations
Stranger: you should be honored
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Submitted by The Duck from Sweden

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (17 votes, score: 3.71)
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Omegle Football Conversation

May 15th, 2009
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: what have u been doing?
You: playing fifa 09
You: u
Stranger: play computer games and browse the web
Stranger: wt’s yr favourite team then?
You: Milan
You: whats yours
Stranger: barco
Stranger: actually i like henry for a long time
You: he is shit
Stranger: and milan is surely the worst
You: henry is a pussy
Stranger: milan is a pussy drip
You: what
You: lol
Stranger: pig pussy
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Submitted by The Duck from Sweden

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations, lol what
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (13 votes, score: 2.77)
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I’m Not Gay

May 15th, 2009
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: are you a guy
You: yes
Stranger: im not gay
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Submitted by The Duck from Sweden

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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The Gentleman

May 15th, 2009
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: fuck your mother
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Submitted by The Duck from Sweden

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations, lol what
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (24 votes, score: 2.79)
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No Fat Girls

May 15th, 2009
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Stranger: hi im a 18 male looking for a dirty girl
You: that’s me
You: :)
Stranger: asl
You: 17 f miami
Stranger: describe urself
You: i am fat, chubby
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Submitted by Tanner from Canada

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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