10 Questions
April 11th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hii
Stranger: Hey :) Ask me 10 questions and i will answer honestly.
You: a large bear wearing a top hat approaches you. you have four items at your disposal, an egg, a trampoline, a cape and a paperclip. you cant run away as youre backed into a corner. what do you do?
You: thats number 1
Stranger: Paperclip him in the eye :)
Stranger: Whilst boiling the egg
You: hes blinded but angry
You: he is drawn to the smell of the egg
You: hes distracted!
You: you have to escape over him, but how?
You: thats number 2
Stranger: Kick him where it hurts
You: using the items :P
You: and its a girl bear
Stranger: Oh….
You: you have a cape and a trampoline
Stranger: Using the now bloody paperclip, quickly dig a hole, make the bear run towards mee, using the cape (like a bull fighting thing) plant the trampoline, so he runs and jumps on it and disappears off into a far away land :)
You: YES YOU WIN!!
Stranger: :L How comes?
You: your prize is your life well done :)
Stranger: Im proud :)
You: coz u beat the bear!
You: so am i!! :D
You: question number 3
Stranger: okies :)
You: your sitting at home when someone rings the doorbell. do you answer it?
Stranger: Well no, my house doesnt have a doorbell
Stranger: I get really creeped out
You: well someone is banging on the door urgently then shouting ‘help!!’
Stranger: And realise its my mums phone
Stranger: !
Stranger: her alarm tones a doorbell sound!
Stranger: Yeah, i do
You: turns out its the bear
Stranger: Oh shit.
You: he got hold of your mums phone number and tracked you to your house
You: what do you do?
You: 4
Stranger: Damn hes good….
You: he is i know im sorry
Stranger: *she
Stranger: Its a girl bear ;)
You: oh yeah :P
You: not any more she had a sex change along the way
You: hes very confused and has decided he is in love with you
Stranger: Nub :P
I give her a hug, and bloody hope for the best!
I give her a hug, and bloody hope for the best!
You: oh good!
You: he hugs you back tightly
You: 5
Stranger: Yay :D
You: your girl/boyfirned turns up and asks whats going on. what do you say?
Stranger: Go away, im with the lesbian bear now :)
You: yay!
You: the bear is very happy but your ex isnt and starts hitting the bear with a frying pan
You: the bear atatcks them and they are in a double death hold
Stranger: I knew my ex was a prick
You: the girlfriend shouts out that shes pregnant/ boyfirned tells you hes just won the lottery
You: you can save either your ex or the bear
You: who do you save?
You: 6
You: btw its your baby definietly
Stranger: thats a hard one….
You: and the boy will share the winings with you
Stranger: Worrying as im a girl :P
You: hah oh dear
Stranger: Save the girl/gut(Y)
You: guess its not yours then
Stranger: THE LIAR!! :o
You: so you grab the frying pan and stick it into the bears hollow eye socket into its brain
You: it dies :’(
Stranger: :O :(
Stranger: Poor bear….
You: the police are coming!
You: this is an endangered bear you have just killed
You: you have to hide it somewhere in your house the police cant find it!
You: where do you hide it?
You: 7
Stranger: In my welly boot :)
You: its a little bit too big :)
Stranger: My welly or the hammer?
You: it was a frying pan… and the bear!
Stranger: ahh yes….
Stranger: oh dear!
Stranger: Urmmm
Stranger: I put the frying pay under the other pots where its usually kept
Stranger: And the bear…i sit him on the sofa :)
Stranger: Dressed in my mums clothes?
You: good plan :)
You: the police knock on the door
Stranger: Thanks :)
You: “there has been an endagered bear escape in this vicinity! we are searching all houses for it!”
You: what do you say to them?
You: 8
Stranger: ‘IM IN THE SHOWER’
Stranger: Whilst im in the shower
You: ahh clever
Stranger: Washing bear blood off me
Stranger: :)
You: the police thank you and say they will come back later
Stranger: Good old police (i bet they forget)
You: they wont forget! they have written down in tehir notebook to come back
Stranger: damn
You: you have a few hours to hide the body with the aid of your boyfriend
You: nearby is a lake, a forest and a newly ploughed field. where do you go?
You: 9
Stranger: Put the bear in the field, and tell the farmer he has missed a spot, making him plow the bear again, causing it to be his fault!
You: your plan works out well, however when the police return, they find the bloody pan which you forgot to wash!
You: how do you explain the masses of blood and brain matter on the pan?
You: 10
Stranger: I borrowed the bears pan, andon my way to dropping it back off to him i saw him bear-bathing in the field. I then see the harvester running towards the bear! So i run towards them, just as the bears blood is splatting over everything, including his pan :(
You: very convincing
You: the police believe you and comfort you for the loss of your bear friend
Stranger: :)
You: you have got away with bear murder and have won the lottery as well
You: well done! :D
Stranger: RESULT!
You: i hope you enjoyed your 10 questions :)
Stranger: I did, thankyou :)
You: no, thank you :) byeeeee!
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Leela from England
(48 votes, score: 4.56)
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